i fucked up /k/
>be me
>want to take a weekend off and go innawoods
>never been overnight before
>cant be that much harder than daytime
>go off into crownland(canada,crownland is where you can discharge firearms,hunt and camp as long as you dont break wildlife law)
>9km or something like that hike towards a lake
>wanted to do stalker challenge,we'll get to that later
>find shitty cabin thats broken down
>set up near it ,had a campfire and a net hammock like 5 feet off the ground with a tarp above it
>I climbed the SHIT out of those trees
>all is good,enjoying nature,relaxing
>reading forever war (thanks to the anon who recommended me it)
>hear a sound behind me
>jump a little
>enough to drop my book
>try to catch it with my boot
>kick it into campfire
>FUCK
>fish it out with my knife + a stick i was using to poke the fire
>goodbye reading materiel
>sound behind me was a branch that fell cause i broke it while climbing
>this trip doesnt stop here
>few hours later,ive been walking around just enjoying being alone
>all I have with me is an sks because poorfag student in canada(sks costs 220$ CAD here)
>suddenly i hear a honking as Im near the lake
>fucking GEESE
>"oh cool wildlife"
>wildlife:"oh cool a FAGGOT"
>this goose does not like me
>rushes me as Im aiming at him
>wtf why isnt it running away
>its an alpha goose
>"fuck off bird nigger i dont want a fine"
>but if its self defence I guess its ok
>7.62x39 goes through his spine
>killconfirmed.png
>go to break neck,dont want to shoot him again and destroy meat
>fucker is smiling at me like the faggot bird he is
>eat shit loser im ready to chow down
>skin and gut him,attempt to slow roast over fire
>areyouretarded.jpg
>burn most of the outer layer,oh well
>eat that shit like a starving child in africa
1/2,it gets better
>>34163054
2/2
>decide now would be a good time to relax and do stalker challenge
>sit down
>didnt have a harmonica
>pull out the next best thing in my brilliant mind that planned this on friday
>its a fucking recorder from grade school
>TOOT TOOT
>i still kinda hoping that someone or something saw me in the woods
>slightly overweight 6'4 18 year old sitting around a fire playing fucking hot cross buns on a recorder because thats all I could remember
>fuck around until sunset
>its 10 pm ish now,time to sleep
>climb into hammock,shits comfy ive never been in one of these before
>have good dream about tenders(im dead fucking serious,after that goose I was dreaming about frying them)
>roll over in hammock
>fall out of hammock
>land on my ass
>too lazy to get back up so I just curl up in my sleeping back and go sleep
>wake up
>hrnnnng my back
>what the fuck ever
>sun was really fucking hot yesterday and I didnt notice that
>i forgot
>to bring
>sunscreen
>...
>hike back with coat around my waist because it was hot again
>red like a fucking tomato
>arms hurt so I say fuck it
>have a can of liquid ballistol with me
>"this shits non toxic so fuck it"
>rub ballistol on arms and part of my face
>feel like a lubed up retard
>come home and post about my adventures on /k/
pic fucking related,its my arm
Starting a post with "be me" and using miles of green text is reddit tier at best. Go back to newgrounds
>>34163107
Hey fuck you, /k/ has some of the best green text stories out there.
this .45 ACP bullet hit a screw sticking out of some lumber, didn't quite cut it in half though. it did break my screw however.
does /k/ have any neat recovered lead?
>>34163010
>Hit a screw
>Smooth cut
>No gouges from threads
Bullshit
>>34163023
i don't know what else it would have hit. i found it on the bottom board of this along with a bunch of pancaked rounds.
>>34163010
.270 recovered from white tail neck, hit her spine.
Thinking about getting one in 357
>>34162994
Nice single action army clone with modern materials. CAS guys seem to like them. Will probably own one some day.
>>34162994
Good guns. There are more authentic clones out there if you care about such things. If not, go for it.
>>34163006
Well if he wants one in .357 authenticity probably isn't too important.
Hey k,
I remove the handle of this shorty knife and will replace it with some dry pig meat handles (soaked in Epoxy).
Is this effective against muslime (with a bigger knife) ?
>>34162985
is this a joke?
>>34162985
They won't be able to tell the difference, but if their religion is correct, they will go to their version of hell if you kill them.
So my friend is about to buy his first gat, and of course he wants to shoot Bambies with it. Now my dilemma is that I basically only shoot dirt with fancy tacticool rifles and mosins n' shit.
I know fuck all about cheap modern bolt actions. They all look incredibly homogenous to me, and surp rifle like mosins are getting expensive because of sanctions.
Anywho, basically the only stipulations here are it has to have a wood stock, has to be able to kill Bambi, and has to have some solution for mounting glass.
Help a brother out here? Those Mossberg patriot rifles look pretty okay for the money. But what the hell do I know?
>>34162793
get a tikka t3 hunter or forest
>>34162793
I have a mossberg patriot and I love it, came with a vortex crossfire II and left it on there, it's my go to deer rifle
Used stuff.
What do you guys think of my new ar-15?
>>34162755
have fun shooting it. it looks great! :D :)
>>34162755
Gay
>>34162755
Nice AR but may I suggest a new stock such as a magpul ctr or even a normal crane stock
>Grandma tells me to get all the ammo out of her basement
>Haul it all out
>This magazine was with the ammo
>It doesn't match any of the guns my grandpa had
>I can't figure out what gun it's for
Any info /k/?
The casings are stamped with LC 43. From what I have found online this seems like they were made in the Lake City Missouri plant during World War II.
I'll post more pics.
>>34162682
Here's a size comparison pic. I grabbed the ammo that was within arms reach so there's a .458 win mag and a 2 3/4 inch 12 gauge shotgun shell there.
looks like it goes to an M1 Carbine
>>34162682
>>34162682
M1 Carbine my dude.
Is anyone else watching this?
Some black guy is buying a handgun in California and hopefully it'll show how fucked californian gun laws are
>>34162409
He just said gun control is racist
Based af
>>34162432
>the path to sensible gun laws is in front of us, we just need the political will to walk down it
cool story, Kamau.
>Nigger whining that literally everything is a conspiracy by Whitey to keep real niggas down
Into the trash it goes.
>Go to the gun range
>Free 10/22 rentals for the month
>Remember all the fun I had shooting my uncle's 10/22 as a kid
>Rent it and get 100 rounds of .22 ammo (you have shoot their ammo when you rent)
>Start shooting it
>Pew pew
>It jams
>Pew pew
>Jams again
>Continually jamming every few shots
>Never been so disappointed with a gun
>Didn't even bother shooting all the ammo I bought
What are some disappointing shooting experiences you guys have had?
Probably a shit magazine, anyways bolt .22 > semi .22
>>34162185
You rented it at a rang what the fuck do you expect...
>>34162196
Go away Trip Fag all you do is needlessly interject your stupid opinion
>>34162241
Yea, the same as every other cunt on here. You just notice me more cause I have a trip.
i have gathered all the supplies i need for my month long road trip any suggestions on what else to take
Money and sunglasses
glorious flag of Yugoslav to strike fear into heart of kebab
>>34162129
Where are you going you fucking faggot
I found this Springfield xdm 40S&W on armslist for $450. Is it a good deal? Is it a good gun?
>>34161979
look for one in either 9 or 45. i posted in another thread about mine. i'll just copypasta what i said
I owned an XDm 9 for 6 years. Put about 3800 rounds through it and my only failure was one factory round because of a bad primer. No piping or discharges of any kind. Survived numerous drop tests, fires fresh out of the sand and mud like a charm and functions just fine submerged.
Yeah, I beat the hell out of my EDC piece. Not usually the best idea but it was the most reliable sidearm I've ever owned
Springfield supports gun laws
>>34161979
>Springfield XD
meh
>.40 cal
Stay the fuck away from this caliber, get a 9mm ya dingus
Dank af reticle edition
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>>34161973
>>34161973
I'll give you $20 if you take that photo with bigcat down the sight
>not even a chevron
Its like you don't want quick acquisition.
What's the best LEGAL option to defend yourself when cultural enrichment appears where you live /k/?
I'm in Canadia and I figure the best is an ASP baton, for "dogs and yotes" officer
>>34161938
I'm an american.
So guns.
>>34161975
1. jealous
2. do you carry anything like a tourniquet?
>>34162102
You can't stop center mass bleeding with a tourniquet.
So /k/ can you explain to me how Bin Laden was killed by one of these things? Wasn't he some hardened terrorist who was like over 6'8" or something?
Did it lunge for his throat or something? Was it dropped from the helicopter onto him (possibly explaining the crash)?
>>34161855
Obviously one of the handlers told the seal that Bin Laden was a Canadian.
>>34161876
ah that explains it
>>34161855
That's because that's a white seal. he was killed by a NAVY seal.
/k/, if three of the most experienced, professional ISIS fanatics try to raid your house, do you think you'll be able to fight them off?
>>34161678
Of course not.
>>34161678
>fight them off?
>implying I wouldn't keep them in my rape dungeon
>>34161678
I'd probably have a hard time against three fully trained CIA operatives, yes.