>work my job
>new customer
>make light conversation
>he works in DC as a cyber security employee
>we bant about linux boxes
>he asks me if I'm interested in working in cyber security
>"Lots of these guys come in knowing nothing, learn in 6 or 12 months and make 6 figures easily."
>"I don't know man, I'm more interested in getting my PhD in biostatistics."
>"Well if that doesn't work out, here's this. It contains my email."
>he gives me a challenge card
>it contains an email
>basically a bunch of puzzles (binary to ascii, rc4 encryption, some weird void function that does other encryption, et cetera)
I've already solved about half of it. Lol, even part of it was posted on stackexchange. But I'm kind of bored with it. Should I just solve it and say, "Hey thanks, but no thanks" or do you guys want me to post it on here?
We know you're lying, just go away
post it and let us have a little fun.
>>57481407
it probably wouldn't be worth it to live in the shithole that is DC
six figures means different things when your cost of living is extremely high
Why don't you have 8 CPU threads in your laptop, familia?
>Most desktops on /g/ are 4C/8T
>Most android phones on /g/ are 4C
>Most windows tablets are 4C
>yet, most laptops are 2C/4T
Why? It's 2016, god damnit.
I don't have a laptop for there to be 8 cores in
>>57481385
wow you have 8 peni.. oh sorry cores.
>>57481437
>he can't make himself hard fast enough to make a quick measurement
What's it like having ed?
~~~11.11 Finale Edition~~~
In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
>Discord channel
https://discord.gg/6WehyUv
>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/
>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general [REQUIRED READING ESPECIALLY BUYING GUIDES]
>News
• Ali gets dosh >>57478952
• Good deal on wank eggs >>57479076
• Anon doesn't recognize this coin >>57479105
• Anon finds a fuckin rad commie airship >>57479157
• Anon finds a chip bag that is a real bag >>57479184
• Anon finds his wife >>57479219
• Anon gets chinked >>57479263
• Anon finds some kickass gojira posters >>57479329
• Cheap nendos >>57480705
• Men knit >>57480748
• Anon orders an arrest warrant >>57480772
• Anon's modem goes hyperspeed. wants to know if he can push it further >>57481061 >>57481080
• Anon likes redmemes >>57481250
>Previous thread
>>57478830
First for crippling depression
Second for Redmemes are shit. Do not working properly, 80% of time I am unreachable and LTE on Kate isn't that good.
>>57481069
The cut/style of those pink ones doesn't fit well. They ride up.
What's your favorite programming language. Mine's gotta be HTML!
Jeva.
>>57481345
CSS
>>57481345
CSS
I don't want to buy another capture card.
>>57481200
The same reason your car doesn't have a gasoline output
>>57481237
No, My car doesn't have gasoline input, either.
>Why doesn't graphics card have Video input?
oops. I forgot to put file.
This is my car.
you see this shit? bixels and all?
just bough new one..
Your graphics card is haunted
Trust me I have a degree
post a real video, not some fb shit
stop using chrome
Now that's it's confirmed that protonmail is leftist-Israel mail what are the alternatives?
https://protonmail.com/blog/trump-control-nsa-privacy/
>>57480910
please return to your containment board, or, alternatively, hang yourself.
>>57480920
SHUT
IT
DOWN
>>57480910
>Israel
>leftist
/pol/ is even worse than I've thought
Bravo, Google, bravo!
Very ugly and messy. Non intuitive.
>>57480886
Gadzooks!
>>57480886
Google is SJW cuck cancer.
>KDE has all the customizability and rice id want from a DE
>Unstable and buggy as fuck
Why cant anything be perfect, /g/?
ChuaN what are you doing on my board?
>>57480825
It's really stable and bug-free on some distros. Works flawlessly on KDE neon and opensuse
>>57481123
What about kubuntu
I found this in my workshop caked under the bench under a whole lot of junk, I'm guessing its an amp but details would be great.
it says car stereo right on the fucking thing
>>57480669
jesus christ can you not read?
>COMPONENT CAR STEREO MAIN AMPLIFIER
>PIONEER MODEL GM-120
Its not a stereo as it doesn't have any ports for that.
>being in a country that's not at least as blue as Russia
That sucks.
>>57480667
What the fuck, Hungary?
>>57480667
Wait, Kazakhstan is more blue than Russia?
>>57480753
why does that surprise you? it's much better/richer country
Can anyone recommend a VPN that is not banned by 4chan? I have VPN Unlimited, but no matter what server I select, I can't post here if it is turned on. I even got an individual IP and it was banned.
Get a 4chan pass and you can get around the ban
>>57480943
>giving your credit card details to a gook
Any good free VPNs out there? I'm poor as fuck, yo.
>Get shiny CS degree
>End up working on legacy PHP apps for a huge bureaucratic company
>Millions of lines of PHP4
Should I kill myself? The pay is good but this is torture.
Get out of there unless there is some way to advance. Take it from me, don't paint your career into a corner getting experience with code you don't like. If you only know how to fix bugs in legacy code you'll never be able to architect anything.
>>57480458
>pay is good
learn to love it so you can make the best of it and then its all gud
>>57480481
How to succeed
>>57480502
How to become a cuckold
Hey all, I want to try a bunch of linux distros. I found an old 32gb pendrive and figured there must be some easy way to try a bunch of em without having to constantly reformat it.
Quick googling has led me to things like multibootUSB YUMI and Xboot. But I never tried this and kinda would just like some advice.
Since I have newer pendrives I figure I might as well add some kinda tech support utility I should bundle in there?
I said distros but I guess I mean mainly flavors ubuntu/lubuntu/xubuntu, solus has been popular here. If I can figure out how to go about doing this I'll add any iso that seems popular to the list.
>>57480352
Read the sticky.
>>/wsr/
Arch is all you need for all your desktop ricing needs. I just hope your using a computer that doesn't have an angry birds processor else you'll be stuck with debian mobile.
>>57480371
Good on you Anon
What's the best phone for $400 or under? I don't know shit about phones and my phone is fucked.
Thanks in advance, /g/
If there's an article or thread that already covers this and could inform me that would also be appreciated.
>>57480288
There is literally a fucking Smartphone General thread that you would have found if you had put the slightest bit of effort into it you retarded faggot. It even contains a chart specifically to keep morons like you from wasting a post
>>57478280
>>57480335
aww wa wa boo boo
let it 404 then dick head
>>57480288
>>57480350
Go to /spg/ you entitled shit filled cunt.