How does it feel that, once again, the fucking Polynesians are getting the monopoly on representing our ethnic group?
I want to hear from all my Malay-Polynesian, Formosan, and other non-Oceanic siblings about what watching Moana felt like. Bathala and Antaboga have to, yet again, make way for Toarangi and his beach bum family fucks because American sailors liked decorating their mainland homes with Tiki themes after the wars. Our pantheons and mythologies get left behind because our ancestors had the audacity to like wearing shirts every once in a while.
Is this what every other South American race felt like when they were watching the Emperor's New Groove?
Australian natives need not apply, you fuckers get enough representation already.
Honestly, I'm not even mad at the regular Polynesians, Moana was a pretty dope movie and Hakas are cool. It's just weird for me to see a movie where everything is one degree off in everything from fashion, mythologies, and naming that I can feel is mine but isn't at the same time.
At least we all have coconuts.
Butt-hurt much?
>>87882374
There is the Madagascar movie series and they're part Austronesian, but yeah, is only about animals and not people.
>>87882374
Why Polynesian men are hulking mosters and the other Austronesians are skinny Asians?
Why didn't Superman stab him in the back with the spear?
>>87881168
Why did you make this thread?
>>87881168
That's Dr. Crocodile
>>87881180
Because if Superman put it in his back he wouldn't be stabbed by Doomsday
>Mort.
Fuck's sake, Annie. Can't you do anything right?
>>87880791
>You should be able to solve this, anon.
It's just a giant mechanical god talked to you in a room and yu can't even pick a lock! Dammit Annie had one job
Does Marvel seriously think we'll fall for this? After all the trouble they went through to get rid of him?
He's back! The dark times have passed
>>87876738
fuck, now I have to read that shitty avenger comic
One more clone?
WOW
SHOCK
HORROR
Well, hey. She did a horrible thing and made someone likely die, get horribly mutilated, or left to rot in prison getting assraped by his fellow inmates. But her Grandmother yelled at her and she took a long hard look at herself in the mirror. That's punishment enough.
Women
>>87876012
She doesn't even feel guilty because it was wrong. She only felt bad because her granny got mad at her. Then she vows never to make her mad again. No consideration for what she put that guy through at all. She's just a selfish sociopathic cunt.
>>87876047
/thread
Who is the best superhero of all time and why is it Bibleman?
>>87875934
> I AM THE PRINCE OF PRIDE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF28ao8IUQw
>>87875934
Was he bitten by a radioactive Bible?
An animated series is coming out
The PS2 graphics animation look great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLj7K6F7oxY
You guys listen to any comic podcasts?
Ironically, their opinion on comics is the one thing I can't stand.
Generally, I find podcasts dedicated to things like that kind of obnoxious. I'd rather actually have a conversation with people about a show or a comic instead of listen to people have a conversation about a comic or movie.
Just like how I'd rather play a video game than watch someone else play one on twitch.
That said, I do check them out on occasion. I'm subscribed to Kevin Smith and listen to maybe every third or fourth one.
>>87875409
Comic Books Are Burning In Hell
ITT: Canonical atheists
At least recently, since writers equate atheism with edginess...
are there any western comics that does the tournament arc?
Planet Hulk?
There was an arc in one of the wolverine runs where he fights in a tournament to retain the title "best at what i do". Task master was there too not sure who else
TMNT 2003
The Hamilton guy wants to play Carnage. Seems kinda funny that his fans are probably the type of people who love Squirrel Girl and Ms Marvel and hate "grimdark" then he's like "Carnage! Fuck yeah!"
>>87874711
Idc who plays carnage I just want a good spiderman movie with carnage
>>87874711
We haven't even gotten Venom right yet.
>>87874711
Same went for the guy who played Purple Man, all of his fans were like "Oh he's so charming and handsome on Dr Who, I can't wait to see him him in Jessica Jones." Then they see it and were like "He played a kind controlling rapist, what the fuck?" It was good shit.
But back on topic, I fucking love Carnage, ever since I was an edgy preteen, but I really don't want to see him in live action. He wouldn't work with a PG or even PG 13 rating.
What are some great cartoon fight scenes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmkxsQnNujI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRSC4hJXZMU
>>87876069
KEK
When did the "Wonder Woman is bulletproof" retarded meme start? Was it really Injustice? Why did a shitty digital comic made this lasting impact on plebs' minds? You'd think the JL cartoon would have more impact than that, for instance
She has been bullet proof since writers never read her comics and forgot. Then someone remembered and she ended up with a weakness to piercing attacks, then people never read those and the cycle continues to this day.
>>87872040
Cape comics do not believe in having a strict series bible.
Making her bullet-proof just makes her magic bracelets useless and retarded for her to even use.
Why the fuck did the MCU keep Hulk and Thor down power-level wise? It made sense back then, as it seemed like they didn't want to make the other Avengers seem useless, so I bit my tongue. But this...this is pure bullshit. I wouldn't even be mad if they had Carol be about even with Thor/Hulk but this hamfisted girl power shit is nonsense.
https://www.comicbookmovie.com/captain_marvel/kevin-feige-talks-brie-larson-as-captain-marvel-explains-why-her-a146995
>>87871765
Forgot text for those who don't want to contribute to click-bait
>"With Captain Marvel, who has powers that approach a level that we haven’t seen before in our films, you need to counter- balance that by finding somebody who is also very human and very relatable and can get into a groove with the audience, where they’re willing to see her fly through the sun and punch a moon away from a spacecraft. At the same time, we need her to land and have relatable flaws."
>>87871765
>>87871791
>fly through the sun and punch a moon away from a spacecraft
She isn't even that strong in the comics. Even Binary Carol doesn't pull that kind of shit.
Story time - A Quartz Bead
Im in a mood to storytime one of my favorite euro-webcomics, so lets enjoy the the ride anons.
Download:
A Quartz Bead p1
http://www36.zippyshare.com/v/c2x0bLJB/file.html
A Quartz Bead p2
http://www36.zippyshare.com/v/FGeaaYEu/file.html
>Champions
>The Election Issue
What would Marvel have to do to ruin Kamala for good?
>>87871654
All the election issue did was inform people of their voting rights without picking a side, which is something they need to hear considering the sourly low turn-out this year. It's the fact that it came out AFTER the election that's stupid.
>>87871654
the hands in this picture creep me out
also, she's not even old enough to vote is she
Muslim here. Why do feminists think islam is a GREAT RELIGION for women?
I mean. My mom isnt allowed to shake hands with a guy.