Lin-Manuel Miranda Wants To Play Carnage In The MCU

>>87874711
Idc who plays carnage I just want a good spiderman movie with carnage

>>87874711
We haven't even gotten Venom right yet.

>>87874711
Same went for the guy who played Purple Man, all of his fans were like "Oh he's so charming and handsome on Dr Who, I can't wait to see him him in Jessica Jones." Then they see it and were like "He played a kind controlling rapist, what the fuck?" It was good shit.

But back on topic, I fucking love Carnage, ever since I was an edgy preteen, but I really don't want to see him in live action. He wouldn't work with a PG or even PG 13 rating.

>>87874793
>But back on topic, I fucking love Carnage, ever since I was an edgy preteen, but I really don't want to see him in live action. He wouldn't work with a PG or even PG 13 rating.
I completely agree, but now that Fox has done Deadpool and is doing Logan, could an R-rated Spider-Man with Carnage in it be more than just a dream?

>>87874711
>famously gives speech about protecting people of color, etc.
days later
>I want to play this southern racist

>>87874845
Just make it a Venom movie with Spidey as a supporting character, most of Spidey's darker, more R rated stories involving Carnage haven't been all that great.
>>87874909
Oddly enough, it wasn't until Carnage: Family Feud that Cletus was considered a southerner, before he was from Brooklyn I think, but Wells write a line with Spidey calling him a sick hillbilly, and it just kind of took off, I don't mind the change, I just find it odd how a single line changed a character around.

Literally who

>>87874845
>could an R-rated Spider-Man with Carnage in it be more than just a dream?
Kek, no.

>>87874909
Cletus isn't Southern or racist.

Literally who? What's with actors these days randomly saying they want to be in a superhero movie to get attention from fanboys?

>>87874793
Tennant can be scary as shit. They clearly were not paying attention properly.

>>87875020
Carnage appeared in Spider-Man the animated series wherein Spidey wasn't allowed to throw a punch and bad guys were allowed to have actual guns. So, ya know, you're wrong and all.

>>87875072
there were a few episodes of Doctor Who wherein he was scarey as fuck, and he was mad as Batshit for the short time he was in the 4th Harry Potter film point is actors can easily break away from what their fans think of them and play roles ro perfection if the script is right.

>>87875152
Yes, and direction. Good direction work with the actors can do wonders sometimes.

MAKE EDGY GREAT AGAIN

>>87875082
Yeah and those episodes sucked.

>>87875046

They said it all the time in 80's and 90's. "It'd be fun to be a batman villain" or "I'd love to be in the new star wars" oh no shit? You want to be in a big popular movie for money? Thing is it would be a blurb in a magazine article, not the headline for 50 FUCKING WEBSITES.

>>87875275
Carnage won't be here and if he is he may as well be a fucking marshmallow. MCU Spider-Man is going to be for babies who can't even handle him throwing punches.

>>87875243
A good example, that may not be shared by other anons here, is from DD season 2, when Matt goes to talk to Fisk in the prison.
>>87875287
Do did the majority of the BTAS episodes, but I still loved em. What's your point?

>>87875046
>Literally who?

Did you stop consuming media in 1997 or something? How do you not know Lin Manuel Miranda in 2016?

If they put Carnage in a movie I don't give a shit about who plays him because I want to see Carnage, not a regular dude who only appears in Carnage form for 10 minutes.

>>87875366
That if they put Carnage in MCU he's gonna suck.

>>87875441
I agree with this, I'd much rather see someone like Mysterio or Spot appear in the MCU, we're getting Shocker so I'm pretty hyped for that, but I really hope we get some kind of super powered villain at some point.

>>87874711

Carnage is a white redneck.

Nonnegotiable.

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>>87875517
I just want Slyde

>>87875595
wait. why would he wanna destroy his parents?

>>87875582
Cut his hair, dye it red, see if he can to a southern accent and you have a white guy.

>rapping Carnage
I thought the symbiots didn't like heavy bass music

>>87875645

Nah.

Kim looks Hispanic, Jewish, Arab, maybe Romani.

He can't pull off white. Or pass as they say.

>>87875517
>getting hyped for Shocker.

Remember Tom Holland Spider-Man is supposed to be too wimpy to throw punches, so his super villains will have to be made just as lame.

>>87875707
Cletus is a diehard Anthrax fan.
His greatest sorrow about having the symbiote is that it won't let him go to their concerts.

>>87875152
Hell, he's a fucking trainwreck in Broadchurch and it's great.

>>87874711
I only want this to happen if they include a musical number where he sings "Carnage Rules."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gevm2wPbC6Y

>>87875022
Shit, I was sure Cletus was a Southern Hick, but apparently he was born in Brooklyn.

>>87875788
Dude, half of those are Caucasian. I.e. white people.

>>87875801
This still doesn't bother me, I liked him just fine in CW and I don't recall him throwing a single punch. Truth is Spidey doesn't really need to throw punches when he's got his webs and swinging kicks. I'm expecting Shocker to get embarassed and made a joke of like he usually is in the comics and that's what has me hyped.

>>87875971
That would rule.

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>>87875915
That's from that garbage Nova comic that said he was a hillbilly and still had robot legs. Cletus' true musical love has always been Motley Crue.

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>>87874711
Ginger representation, come on.

Seriously, what is WITH the no redhead thing that has been going on in /co/ adaptations?

>>87874965
Yeah, I'd be fine with a Venom vs. Carnage movie, though I doubt Sony's got the stones to pull the trigger and also do a decent job of it.

>>87876177
If the meme hold true he'll be made into a black man

I'm mad because Carnage fucking sucks and I love Lin

>>87876051

Red necks don't look like any of them.

They look Anglo or Nordic. Maybe Slav.

Stop squirming.

>>87876202
Not even just dudes, Hellcat got turned into a blonde.

>>87876265
Hellcat's in the fucking MCU now?

>bully Mike "Gay? No Way" Pence
>declare you want to appear in a shitty Marvel movie

DC wins again

I'm sure this will happen just as much as that Old Spice guy being Luke Cage.

>>87876218
See here
>>87875971

>>87876286
She was in Jessica Jones

>>87876286
Patsy Walker was in Jessica Jones as was Nuke, neither of them were in costume or went by their hero names though.

>>87875915
>>87876107

STEP ASIDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY

>>87875390

Besides house, his biggest thing has been doing broadway, and rap on broadway at that. Shut your gay ass up.

>>87876293
pence was fine with it though, and the message was hardly bullying

>>87876297
I really want Crews to play JJJ

>>87876358
>has been doing broadway, and rap on broadway at that.

Yeah in the show people haven't stopped talking about since it premiered.

>>87874965
>I just find it odd how a single line changed a character around.
That happens a lot in media.

>>87874793
ACTING!

>>87876438
That actually sounds pretty great

>>87874975
>>87875046
Alexander Hamilton
His name is Alexander Hamilton
There's a million things he hasn't done
But just you wait, just you wait.

>>87876868
If we get that, I want to see an old school Spider Slayer, one with the large screen for a face so Spidey can see JJJ Crews as it tries to kill him. I know it will never happen, but in my head it's both horrific and halarious at the same time

>>87875152
Family of Blood is a good one for this

>>87875072
He actually played a villain for most of his career before being Doctor 10.

Actors could play Carnage:
Damian Lewis
Jim Carrey (with dyed red hair)
Seth Green
DJ Qualls (with dyed red hair)
Michael Fassbender
Jared Leto (with dyed red hair)

>>87877123
>Seth Green
But he's a manlet.

>>87875390
Comics-only fans are incredibly insular, to the point of being almost absurdly ignorant of everything else in life.
That's why when they grow up to write comics (as happens today) they touch upon issues only clumsily and inaccurately and without any real skill, as opposed to the well-rounded human beings of yesteryear who had actual lives before becoming comics writers.

>>87877150

And Cletus is a strapping Chad?

>>87876177
Legit redheads are hard to find when it comes to actors with decent cred and who's names might draw a crowd.

>>87877212
Good thing we invited hair dye then

>>87877172
You mean like >>87876358

>>87877183
He's not short.

>>87876358
>his biggest thing has been doing broadway

Yeah, one of the most successful broadway shows of all time.

And now he's done a movie that all of /co/ is going to be talking about tomorrow.

>>87876188
the Venom spin-off could become its own franchise within the MCU, assuming it IS going to be apart of it.

>/co/ suddenly likes Carnage
Carnage Man movie when.

>>87875517
>The Spot
My nigga

>>87874711
fuck this faggot. keep him away from my nutjob edge racist badass

>>87874711
I fucking love Lin but I can't see him as Carnage.

>his fans are probably the type of people who love Squirrel Girl and Ms Marvel and hate "grimdark" then he's like "Carnage! Fuck yeah!"
He probably grew up with those first Symbiote stories. There weren't many comics then that WEREN'T sort of edgy.

>>87874711
That's fine, he could probably pull it off. It's not like Cletus is some nuanced character.

I don't think they'll ever get to Carnage in the movies, though.

>>87874793
>He wouldn't work with a PG or even PG 13 rating.
but he works in comics rated T for teens?

>>87874909
>famously gives speech about protecting people of color, etc.
Did he? I thought his replacement was the one ranting to Mike Pence. The one who brags on twitter about groping women when they're drunk and turning white married women on to black cock.

>>87878810
Comics are a completely diffrent form of media dude, if they were the same there is a lot of shut from all companies that wouldn't fly. Don't be so intentionally ignorant anon.

>>87878524
Just seems funny to me how people have become so afraid of "edginess". Have people forgotten the pleasure of violence and vulgarity for its own sake?

>>87878810
>>87878883
You say that, but the things they use to get around the censors ussually winds up being worse. Remember Jokers laughing gas in the animated series?

That being said, I have no idea who this literal who is, but if he can justice to Carnage then god bless him.

>>87879623
>literal who
It's the guy who wrote Hamilton

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>>87878405
>Spider-Man doesn't throw punches
>Against the Spot, we get a point where he finally realizes "I have to hit him"
>Build-up commences
>HE THROWS THE PUNCH...

>pic related happens.

>>87879623
As a kid I found the idea of the laughing gas to be so fucking dreadful, to die laughing, unable to catch your breath. That's horrific man.
>>87880612
>Spider-Man 2
>opens up with Peter talking about the crazy costumes and villains he's been fighting since Homecoming
>we see newspaper clippings ro go along with his monolog
>we see him corner Spot as he gets a quick discription of him
>throws the punch
>pic related happens
It will never happen, but I'd get one hell of a chuckle out of it.

>>87877212
>Legit redheads are hard to find when it comes to actors with decent cred and who's names might draw a crowd.

The Harry Potter franchise had a lot of them
And i'm sure any of them would "draw a crowd"

>>87875639
The Avengers' jealousy of Slyde's parents' line of non-stick pans ate them up inside until it finally boiled over.

>>87875072
>Tennant can be scary as shit.
But he absolutely can't. Whenever he's trying to be "scary" it's pathetic.

>>87876438
Isn't Hannibal Buress gonna play JJJ?

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>>87876177
sorry Gotham already got the one guy

Michael C. Hall or no go.

>>87876293

First of all, it wasn't bullying or harassment. Lin-Manuel also wasn't the one who read the address to Pence. It was the guy who played Burr. Manuel I don't think even performs Hamilton anymore, it's an understudy. And even Pence has gone on record saying he had no problem with it. The only one triggered is Trump, you, and the entire right wing pundits, which is hilarious.

>>87874711
Spider-man: Turn Off the Dark movie when?!

>>87874909
Eet ees okay, he is not white but white Heespaneec. So he ees a minority, yes?

>>87878859
Why are so many black guys weird like that? Whatever.

>>87878972
/co/ Is mostly the same way now. If you have something "edgy" it'll become shit thread fast

>>87875390
>not live in the us
done
and/or
>not care for Broadway news
done

admittedly I'd heard of him and Hamilton but didn't know why I'd heard of Hamilton or that he was associated, now Moana, that might be differentor noti mean can you tell who wrote or who sang Let It Go?

>>87878859
But the guy who said that is gay. Are you just making up shit?

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>>87876406
>>87883352
I will agree that it wasn't bullying. It was unprofessional as fuck, though. Trump also used some very unfortunate verbiage in trying to say that people shouldn't have to deal with being publicly called out at the theater.

>>87883513
Probably.

>>87883529
I did like how Pence was cool with it and took a calm approach even if some felt like he should have been offended

>>87883233
Saw him in a TV movie called Secret Smile back at uni (so... 2005?) where he puts in a gloriously unsettling charmer / sick fuck performance.

It's not scoff or capes hit though; so it may not interest many here....

>>87877123
I know this is bait, but you succeeded
The thought of most of these would greatly upset me.
Seth green most of all.

>>87876107
I used to own this book when I was a wee lad and it was new.I forgot it existed before now.

>>87883634
Pretend that read 'scifi or capeshit'

>>87883674
You didn't have to "fix" that.
We already get that you're a complete cunt.

>>87883634
Nah, it won't interest anyone because it's a badly-written piece of shit with terrible actor performances. The fact that you're praising Tennant there (or Tennant at all) shows your low standards.

>>87883663
Same with me and the film; but I remember it capturing my interest more than most real-world relationship-focussed drama.

>>87883690
I capeshit not an acceptable term? It wasn't used in a pejorative manner, and I meant only that the film probably wouldn't appeal to many fans of the fantastical (I surprised myself by sticking around until the credits...)

>>87875595

>imagine if spider-man homecoming used their MCU tie-in for a nonsensical Slyde backstory.

Reminder that Jim Carrey was supposedly going to play as Carnage in the 4th Raimi film.

I honestly wouldn't mind, he can act when given the chance.

>>87883807
Maybe it's just me, but that came off as pretty condescending. I apologize if I got the tone wrong.

>>87884054
Nah, my bad; I'll work on my phrasing in the future!

>>87883985
He's really good in The Truman Show.

Is this /pol/'s doing? Why the hell have there been so many threads targeting some Broadway guy this week on /co/?

>>87883634
Don't bother. Doctor Who and Jessica Jones are both well loved by Tumblr, which means we're /co/ntractedly obligated to hate them, and by extension Tennant.
Even though both shows are overrated, they're still a great watch.

>>87874711
The last thing the MCU needs are more opinionated actors whining about politics. No thanks.

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>>87885533
You're not very bright, are you.
>>87883352

>>87874711
Isn't he also the guy doing Moana's music?

>>87878972
I don't think it's really being afraid of it so much as there's a point where it becomes easily mocked. Edginess alone requires at least some shock value and quite frankly we've all seen some shit so we just get detached from it.
Carnage and his brand of edginess works because of how over the top it is to the point of becoming black comedy instead or (like in the current run) they just go straight horror genre with it.

>>87877150
>>87877963
RDJ is also a manlet and Tony Stark is not

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>>87877183
I mean

>>87874909
He´s a nihilist asshole who just wants to kill as many people as possible; he can't also be a racist.

>>87874909

I mean, it's called acting

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>>87874711
Fuck that racially confused lily white faggot, but what's really fucked up is how Hollywood probably would give him the part just for being the sort of pretentious SJW leftard they pander to so hard.

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>>87875022

Call me a pleb but I'd really love a Carnage who is essentially /pol/ in terms of views and beliefs.

>>87888019
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

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>>87877439
>good thing
Amy Adams is the only one that seems to make it work.

>>87889866

She used to be so hot

Did someone drop a burlap sack full of stones on her face?

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>>87889650

I fucking hate Lin Miranda too. That feature he did with Emma Watson where they're rapping about feminism is... grotesque

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVIc1YOmKS8

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>>87883101
>The Harry Potter franchise had a lot of them
To be fair they were filming the movies in redhead central

>>87878022

His show is shit. I don't know why people are all over it.

>>87874793
>a kind controlling rapist
What, would they prefer an unkind controlling rapist?

>>87874711
Now this is playing in my head:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbnihYENjC8

>>87874711
>The Hamilton guy
I thought the guy who made the speech toward Pence was black.

>>87890796
Yeah he's not currently starring in Hamilton, he did write it though

>>87874711
Carnage is a shit character. I'd rather see Chameleon or The Scorpion.

>>87883275
Can't believe they stuck him in Gotham, he shoulda been Jason Todd

>>87890913
I can't believe he gets work considering he can't fucking act.

>>87883483
Even weirder considering>>87883513

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How exactly is Carnage going to work? This is still Disney after all, and hes kind of extreme. Dont get me wrong, I would love to see Carnage, but Id rather get nothing than a neutered version.
>>87890885
>Scorpion
This. Guy would be perfect for the sequel and you hardly see enough of the guy

>>87891063
Not the shit Ultimate version ya nonce. The 616 and not from Mark Bagley.

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>>87891194
Really it was just a random pic

>>87878022
>Yeah, one of the most successful broadway shows of all time

Yea, on broadway though. Like most of the world can't just go to broadway for a day to check out a show their.

>>87875595
Hulk's tiny gun gets me every time.