Justice League: Darkseid War Green Lantern storytime
overrated
ITT: shows where the intro theme is just saying the main characters name over and over
>>87881696
TRACEY
Do you think Bane has ever raped?
Is it in his character, or would he be too honourable?
>a-asking for a friend, I swear!
He was in jail for most of his life. I can imagine maybe some pretty boy Santa Prisca prisoner turning to Bane for protection in exchange for sexual favors.
Don't know if Bane would just assfuck some poor bastard for dropping the soap. Like OP said, he might be a villain, but he's got some honour and rape is generally seen as pretty scummy, even by bad guy standards.
Wasn't it implied that Talia took Bane's virginity? Why didn't he hook up with any ladies while he was ruling Gotham after breaking the Bat?
Actually, now that I think about it, wasn't it implied that Bane wanted to make Talia his rape-slave?
And didn't Bane tell Scandal at one point that he liked hookers?
Well he did once work with the League of Assassins and fuck Talia Al Ghul if I remember right, but he was practically doing it just to go through the motions of surpassing Batman and taking over the League business.
Ended up trying to overthrow Ra's but Ra's kicked his ass in a swordfight cause experience > raw talent
And not that kinda swordfight, anon.
Is this show good or am I just stupid?
>>87881640
I watched the first episode and immediately rammed my head into a wall to forget it.
So I guess it's pretty fucking bad.
>>87881640
You're pretty fucking stupid.
Better than Ultimate Spider-Man.
I can't believe this is the design they're going with for Alopex in TMNT 2012. She's literally named after her species (arctic fox) and they couldn't even be assed to make her be an arctic fox. Not to mention that as far as redesigns this is absolutely awful. Anyone who likes this design forfeits their right to complain about the Michael Bay turtles ever again.
>>87881636
>Anyone who likes this design forfeits their right to complain about the Michael Bay turtles ever again.
dude it's alternate universe turtles for children and fans who care for it, relax
>>87881636THICC
I don't get it. Alopex's original character design is as basic as the turtles themselves and skittle have been pretty hard to screw up. She's a white ninja fox with with a purple butterfly crudely painted over her eyes, and she has tons of floofles. It's like the caracter designers never actually saw a picture of her and just heard the description "ninja fox with really fluffy legs" and went from there.
ITT: Characters that are pure
>>87881195
...shit
F/M/K
I'll fuck Sam
Marry that brown goddess
and kill that annoying cunt
>>87880714
same
>>87880714
>>87880727
wrong. correct answer is:
Fuck Clover
Marry Alex
Kill Sam
anything else is full pleb. there is no chance Clover doesn't know the most in bed, and if i have to choose between sam and alex, you know what the answer is.
every day until you love her /co/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Fs0uexEyk
this rabbit will permeate your thoughts. believe in the bunny
>enough is enough. i'm wet, everything's wet
>goodbye
Holy crap this color scheme is depressing
>>87880527
I just wanna fuck the lady
Why, I do believe it's time for early Silver Age comics!
But enough about me, what've you got planned for the weekend?
Not gonna post the whole issue, because it's 100 pages, and it's about 9 at night.
My first Storytime! Who's ready for this?
>>87880298
>>87880298
Oh balls, I meant 'Rage Across Time #4'.
>>87880303
>>87880316
What's his weakness?
Family.
>>87880092
Female villains/anti-villains
>>87880092
Pretty much everything to be honest
>>87879590
>>87879592
>>87879608
love it.
ITT: canonical jews
There are like 5 different types of recurring threads on /co/ today. What gives?
Heathcliff rallies for gravy.
>>87879135
It makes sense why heathcliff would like bait but what the fuck is the reason for his gravy and ham obsession?
>>87879196
Cats like meat.
It's been a while, /co/. I probably missed the discussion for it, but what do you all think of Infinity Train?
Out of all the pilots, i hope this one get's picked up
Not shilling here but if you want to learn more about it, you can watch this interview/podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HL1jZHHkoE&t=2464s
I will never unhear Ellie whenever Ashley Johnson plays someone
>>87879093
Change some designs and make the sidekick more interesting and you could have some good shit
But the sidekick really didn't do anything for me.