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>>9205135
white people

>>9205141
A know this is just a meme but the black people who genuinely say this probably consider sugar syrup ketchup product seasoning

>>9205135
*to intelligent
Fucking newfags.

I ain't clicking that shit. Spam somewhere else.

>>9204997
it's snails and oysters you dipshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yzY-HUvavU

>>9204997

kys weeb

Compared to a fast food place you can just get a keurig and still come out ahead.

Compared to a place that knows what they're doing, you really can't compete, it's a question of how close do you want to get for how much work and money.

By any reasonable standard there is just no sense in bothering unless you have at least $500 to spend on equipment and this is only if you're experienced at buying stuff used, refurbishing, putting together half-assed "solutions" to work around problems, and just generally wasting a lot of time and effort on kludgy awkward shit.

If not figure on maybe $1500 to make adequate espresso without too much messing with used stuff or shitty "hacks", but that's pretty subjective still. You'd be looking at average-tier espresso from a so-so shop at that level.

Personally I still wouldn't bother but that's because I worked as a barista at a pretty good shop when I was in school, and I drink god tier espresso from the corner shop now, and my standards are unreasonable. I'd need to spend like $5k give or take a bit just to meet my standards, and that doesn't include the cost of all the wasted shots that are built into the cost of a shop espresso shop.

I like a good coffee as much as anyone but I have a hard time rationalizing that as a hobby expense given what other hobbies I have that take priority.

>>9204877
how good are Dunkin and Starbucks among those? without flavors and shit they taste just ok to me, but nothing like the "turkish" I had one time in Asheville; that stuff was amazing.

>>9204911
They're both fast food. Dunkin is slightly better which is kind of like saying Coors is slightly better than Natty Ice

Fast food coffee should be consumed with large quantities of cream and sugar

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bumperino

Cmon poor fags, im not here as god king poor cook.

Lets share tips and tricks. Cheapest brands, healthy and non healthy are welcome just make sure its cheap as fuck.

is this a meth thread

Dumb thread

If you're on a budget you shouldn't be making your dumbass kid's menu buzzfeed cooking gif gimmick food

It depends on your local prices, go to the butcher's and get whatever meat is cheap and grill it, then go to the market and get whatever vegetables are cheap and boil them, then eat it.

Kill yourself and take your retarded cheese and chao shuang sauce quesadilla tacos along with you.

>>9204451
Why wouldn't you? Are you some sort of nu-male cuck faggot who likes the taste of bland food like your wife likes the taste of black cock?

Why on earth would one eat eggs without salt? Is that even edible? I even have a dedicated shaker specially for eggs with a 60% salt/40% pepper mixture in it.

>>9204451
Salt is quite arguably the most important seasoning in any kitchen, the reason behind this is that salt makes almost any food taste more like itself. You even use salt in chocolate chip cookies and birthday cakes.

they got that two layer texture going on its great

They get old pretty quick tho. Can't have too many at a time

>>9204354
whats the best food to eat lentils with and whats the best lentil color.

how tight is the security at the buffet

Depends how hungry I am.

Most of the time I'd probably go for the $30 quality meal, but if I haven't eaten all day the buffet might make more sense.

>>9204346
you have to order off the menu and they'll bring the food to you

Olive Garden marinara

The classic crispy chicken sandwich, the McChicken®

>>9204333
Fat fuck

>>9204252
Jelly THOTs

>>9204252
Literally rèddit: the candy

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>>9204252
Give me some of your tots napoleon

I don't take pictures of average burgers.

>>9203947
I'd take a dump in the shitter and put it on your plate before serving that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rNRmmosmA

>>9203969
Sounds like mr. hanky but it was funny

>>9203870
i love these things. but it makes my mouth feel too shitty afterwards to really want to have them again. Its actually always like that after eating a lot of sour candy. So maybe, fuck sour candy? But goo filled gummies is the tops.

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>>9203860
throw them in the trash.

>>9203860

you could probably take some "drunken clam" recipe and use oysters instead.

for any recipe i've learned you're always going to saute them in a bit of liquid until they pop open

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>>9203860
Just par-boil some noodles, set off to the side, put some butter in a pan on medium, throw in the mussels, once they start to open then dash in some white wine, throw in the noodles, a little lemon juice, parmesan, whathaveyou. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

>>9203829
So this is what you do in your spare time? Just posting stupid shit on a cooking image board that's actually a sub-section of an anime image board in the hopes that someone will pretend to be outraged by it in a way that's slightly funny?

>>9203839
mission accomplished.