OMG YAAAAASSSSSSS I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
>>9199975
you literally stole this from the thread on plates. It is right next to this one. I hope you die
No you don't
>>9199975
Worst thing about this, it was probably in a social media aggregate page and people shared it not realizing they give these shit restaurants free advertising
As an amish person living in Intercourse PA. Where can I go to get some non amish food; I'm gettin pretty sick of farm life =/; I visit my library and mr mungstan has been showing me this stuff.
>>9199953
Not from PA, but what the hell is amish food? Like food not made using modern ovens?
>>9200091
He means country style food like mashed potatoes, gravy, noodles, pot roast, fried chicken, apple pie, etc. Common in Amish cuisine.
GET OFF THE COMPUTER JEDEDIAH, YOU KNOW THIS IS A SIN
anyway try asian food when you go on Rumspringa
https://youtu.be/cOXZlysiHRM
i feel like i'm on noutube.net
>>9199934
This is the only way to make fish actually:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZmskWdc3I0
>grow up eating more fish than meat
>don't really like fish (prefer meat like most young people) but I thought it was a normal thing that everyone had to put up with
>eventually realize I just live in a fishcuck country and that 95% of the rest of the world eats way more meat than fish
Fuck fish tbch
my birthday is tommorow and my parents are coming to town because they want to take me to lunch. where should we go?
You could really bum them out by suggesting McD's. Or you could take them to your favorite local place.
Ask them to cook your favorite childhood meal. They might like that.
Or they might find it weird, even insulting because you're denying going out in public with them. I don't really know your parents or the nuances of the relationship you have with them.
Are they going to fly you anywhere in the world in their private jet? What the fuck kind of a question is that to ask without saying where you live? Are you turning 12?
That first sip of the day
Kek. I'm currently finishing the last few sips of that exact handle right now. (It's okay; I got another one in the car.)
Also: fuck energy drink meme kids.
>>9199884
It's good moderately priced vodka, gets me drunk without much of a hangover
I dislike buying premade meals and I've been trying to cut back a little bit on carbs and sugary shit, so just sandwiches/toast/rice/ramen is now out of the question.
What are some really quick, (preferably 'healthy') filling meals or snacks you eat? I'll post a few of mine
Microwave up a can of tuna in a bowl and add whatever sounds good
Cheese, mayo, frozen or fresh veggies
Surprised how long that keeps me full. If I'm super lazy, I'll eat it cold from the can with hot sauce.
If you want to carb it up, I guess eat it with crackers or pasta.
Greek yogurt + peanut butter
Hard boiled egg + avocado
Microwave a shitload of frozen spinach and add feta
Broccoli + cheese
Found out I really like raw zucchini. Dipping slices of it in hummus is great
Cheese and salami/prosciutto goes a long way for me.
Egg salad is pretty easy to make/ easy for meal prep
Raw cucumber and romaine work as bread substitutes for sandwiches.
>>9199991
>romaine work as bread substitutes for sandwiches
This! Just mustard with ham+cheese is great on a slice of romaine.
Also adding-- banana and a shit ton of peanut butter
If you guys don't have obese parents then you don't understand real humiliation in eatery establishments
>Father is 340lbs
>Mother is 260lbs but much shorter
>Once a month they force me to go out and eat with them
>They always try to be cute
>They are proud of their obesity
>They have 'props' they bring with them to every restaurant
>For example, they find the restaurants menu online then write it down on a huge piece of card and pull it out at the restaurant and start saying ''big menu for big people!'' and laughing while everyone else is silent
>at the end of the meal my dad always squats and rips his pants causing change to fall out because he hides it there then says ''we tip with a rip!''
>they always laugh at me for ordering normal portions
LITERALLY humiliates me every time and they don't care.
This is pasta btw
Nice pasta you got there
Can we get a winemaking/homebrewing thread?
Pic related. It's mine (currently about 8 gallons). Should be ready in about 5 days but will be better if I waited 10.
what do the balloons do
do you huff them after like jenkem
>>9199602
No it's an airlock. It prevents oxygen from entering while allowing the carbon dioxide to escape.
>>9199606
also they must be pricked with a needle beforehand.
Post your brew, questions, sources, teaware reviews, etc.
>Pastebin with sources and FAQs
https://pastebin.com/SWNA0rLX
>Ancient FAQ from 2012:
https://pastebin.com/hw8XXZV5
>/ck/ wiki tea page that no one has edited in ages:
http://4chan-ck.wikia.com/wiki/Tea
What do you use to make your Matcha?
Will an electric Milk Frother work just as well as a Bamboo Whisk?
https://youtu.be/v6cfOtgmxY4
>>9199585
only weeb faggots drink matcha
>>9199660
Thank you for your input.
What's so special about crystal glass and regular glass when it looks the same?
do they feel better to drink from?
Yes.
>crystal
>not diamond
Lol poorfags
Crystal can be made much thinner. This matters for things like the rims on decanters, brandy snifters, and wine glasses. Also, lead crystal will shine brilliantly almost like a gemstone when cut well. Other than that, it really depends.It's like eating from actual silverware rather than stainless and real bone china rather than just porcelain. Refinement for things like that is beautiful and is valued as something to pass down. These days makers like Schott make crystal without lead that is strong and dishwasher-safe. I have a few pieces of it myself and toss it in the dishwasher and it comes super clear.
is this rare or well done?
You have attained steak purgatory. You will probably die.
Medium-ish. It's boot leather.
>>9199542
>medium-ish
That's exactly what I thought when I saw it too.
I'm sure it's still somewhat tasty though.
So every time I'm at the grocery, I buy a couple cans of soup to have a quick lunch available.
Why does every brand of soup advertise "Real white meat chicken breast!"?
Where can I find a brand of soup made with dark meat chicken thighs? Why doesn't that exist?
>>9199433
>Why does every brand of soup advertise "Real white meat chicken breast!"?
It's to distinguish from cheaper brands uses inferior cuts that aren't distinguishable, the kind of meat that belongs in chicken franks, bits of mechanically separated marrow flecked connective tissue that pisses people off. A white meat can should have little cubes or something that proves it was cut from a breast.
>Where can I find a brand of soup made with dark meat chicken thighs? Why doesn't that exist?
Maybe it won't state "white" on the label? Go buy some imported foods, I guess. Why does it matter? Dark or white, it's canned soup, so any pieces and parts will taste like everything else in the can.
This is probably a dumb question, but why don't the peaches I buy taste like the peaches in birthday fruit cake?
In birthday fruit cakes, they're always so sweet and juicy and are my favorite part, but when I buy them fresh they have a bitter/sour and hard feel to them.
They're tinned
>>9199422
buy canned peaches instead
Just because you bought them fresh doesn't mean they are ripe yet, guy. Peaches shouldn't be hard, they should be firm, but with a slight give when lightly squeezed. When you smell the stem end it should smell strongly of peach.
Under-ripe peaches will be hard and not smell very strongly yet. Overripe will be soft and feel like it will bruise easily and start to smell a little off. If you buy underripe just leave them on the counter for a few days and they will ripen. Putting them in a paper bag will speed it a bit.
How do you go from this...
>>9199408
...to this?
>>9199412
the cheese melts, are you thick in the head or something
Give me one good goddamn reason Lucky Charms are better than these actual fucking angel tears?
Lucky Charms donates 3% of sales to Irish social programs.
Because they're not the chocolate ones
>>9199289
>Irish being niggers
Of fucking course