Archived threads in /ck/ - Food & Cooking - 444. page

>>9195871
Get the small bum homeless version one. Get the bunch of them and fill ever inch of your intestines. Good shit.

Everywhere has it. And probably customs will limit you to one bottle. You can try to sneak more

I bought a bottle of this for the first time in years. Gotta cookout party thing tomorrow and I'm gonna fill my fancy empties with good old popov and a bit of water.

Yea ladies I drink grey goose on a daily basis what's up

sry can't help you leaf friend good luck, btw I got a handle for $14 in the dirty south

>>9195662
Instant rice? No.
Other rice, yes. Specifically the kinds you buy in bulk in giant bags.

>>9195662
I don't rinse my rice.
I think if your rice is full of sticks, dirt and possibly rocks, rinsing was a way to inspect it like you do beans. It's also a way to make sure the last rinse it got in some plant was with clean water.

If you buy rice from the USA, you don't need to worry. The fields aren't flooded with DDT waters. But, if you buy your rice in big generic looking bags from third world nations, hrm. You're rinsing off vitamins that were placed there to mimic the nutrition lost when they removed the germ (from brown rice), so rinsing takes nutrition. It also rinses off starch. If you want rice that doesn't cling to itself, you might want to rinse several times.

I like it a little clumpy, personally.

>pic of uncle bens
It's just not worth it to buy instant rice. The texture is so wrong. Uncle Bens is famous for converted brand rice, which kind of turned brown rice into an instant rice, which had no starch to muddy up a rice n beans casserole, like jambalya. It was a local preference, and no one really likes it that way anymore unless its what their grandma used and they're particular like that.

Buy aged basmati and wait 30 minutes (20 to boil/simmer, and 10 to steam), or buy frozen rice that you're reheating in your microwave in steam-in-bag, which is indeed real rice.

uncle benis :DDD
Rinse cheapo rice. There's some dust and crap in that starch.

>>9195577
>fruit flavored cucumbers

Yet another healthy thing amerifats somehow managed to turn into junk food.

I mean cucumbers are pretty flavorless so I could see it working.

Would try/10

>ameriplops now need to put sugar on their vegetables in order to eat them
kek

Why can't you eat, OP?

>>9195389
Ramadan is over, Achmed.

>>9195396
naw, although funny enough my family is undertaking an operation remove kebab because my sister is dating a muzzie

he's trying to convert her
>>9195391
because I got the scale to read at the number I need it to be tomorrow

shove them up your ass one at a time and pray they don't break

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>>9195376
dry some, grind some, use some before they go bad. Its not that hard anon.

eat a few for shits and giggles

mainly shits

All U need is a lil aquafresh. go ham on that yogurt son

I prefer artichokes

What's wrong with grape flavored yogurt?

There's already a hot sauce thread you fucking faggot

go fuck yourself with a cattle prod

>>9194945
It's not?

>>9194945
Folks with poor taste makes it seem better than it is

looks more like a mexican pizza

still 8/10

>>9194882
Not bad... but doesn't look very easy to eat.

>turkey

F-, see me after class.

>>9194817
Shut up u lemon stealing whore

walmarts website says they have them, so does target's. theres also amazon which actually says there in stock but its about 40 bucks for 12 of them. pretty steep

>>9194817
Are you me? I can't get enough of the texture.
I live next to a shell that sells these and every other night I keep getting them.
Don't buy online obviously they could melt and try Walmart.
I bought some at a grocery outlet years ago but they were the Dora strawberry banana ones.

get crappy lil fishtank for free

add 2 dollar airstone 13 dollar bubbler

buy 300 dollar weed growing light and a few net pots to float on top of tank.

wa la u now grow aquaponic fish poop food

>>9194740
Aero garden is only for starting seeds, the light isnt strong enough to keep anything long. Order a led grow bulb from amazon for 20-30 bucks, get a clamp lamp from your hardware store and a big pot and some good soil.

>>9194740
Set up a table underneath a window, find something of a similar height, and then put them there on top of the table. There are kittycat balconies people buy that attach to windows without good deep sills, alternately.

It's pasta....
It's cheap as fuck and take a few minutes to cook, who cares?

>>9194653
>I'm done with this life.
Good, at least you'll stop posting shit

>>9194653
eat it out of the sink. if you think about it a sink is just a giant bowl with a drain on the bottom and a faucet that shoots out water

Its fucked. Theres no way to tenderize pork thats already cooked. Youll just end up drying it out. Just slather it in mustard and chow down.

>>9194660
this wrong. add some water inside the slow cooked and some bbq sauce and apple and black pepper and maybe salt if you want. them all that water and steam tenderize it. i use slow cookers to make pulled bbq frequently

>>9194748
enough water to cover it btw. you can add more bbq when you pull it out and dry it off. the amount in the slow cooker kinda acts like a marinade

Smoked Spanish paprika usually does the trick for me

>salt, pepper, lemon (but not too much)

Done

Soy sauce, a couple of eggs, raisins, splash of mt dew, diced red peppers, olives, mushrooms, and juice from anchovies with capers

>>9194538
>my phone is a dick
Is that really your justification for having all of those dicks in and around your mouth all the time

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>>9194538
Looks good, maybe if you put it over rice the rice would absorb the leftover sauce yum

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Comin' through.