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I have a 240 word essay due on Monday and just plowed through two bagels and a can of anchovies.

What do?

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>>7352625
Man, /ck/ is a fucking cesspit right now. Is it the same fuckstick making all these threads? Why is this the worst board on 4chan?

On the off chance you're not a troll, if you can't survive on $194 a month, even someplace expensive to live, you have problems. You must literally have been born rich, have no concept of money, then been rendered "destitute" because your family fucked up or something, and even though you still have plenty of cash, you have no idea what things actually cost because real life is alien to you.

buy a bunch of lentils and shove them raw into your fat gullet, pigboy

>>7352521
Go to sleep, fatso

You should go for a less fat chick in your opening post

>>7352521
Are you a Texan jew?

Went downhill after Chang ran out of original ideas and just handed over to his friends, same as Lucky Peach.

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>>7352278
brock>chang>kentucky asian>cucked swede>ugly british lesbian

if I'm forgetting any thats cause they weren't memorable in anyway.

>>7352333
tru

Outside of my three a day I don't eat anything but vodka.

Mixed nuts and trader joe's cheetos.
Usually just carbs.

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I just peanuts but I'd like to start eating more popcorn.

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>>7351815
I like shell sandwiches personally OP
They're so good it's like they're not sandwiches at all

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French open face sandwich

>>7351815
whenever I eat meat or whatever, it makes me feel like shit.

Nothing, because I don't want to shit on the plane like some inconsiderate cock.

>>7351749

I always wait to shit on the plane.

With all the ambient noise you don't have to hold back like in a normal public restroom.

>>7351731
Peanuts that have been imported from Virginia. Nothing more, nothing less. I'm not a slob who have to eat every 10 hours.

How do you manage to sleep at night knowing your stove is so filthy?

>>7351687
You plan on cleaning that stove any time soon?

Why is your stove so dirty?

it's okay if you prefer the taste of sugar. it's kind of annoying how people think consuming an excessive amount of white sugar is healthier than corn syrup though.

>>7351632
So use sugar instead.

Fructose belongs in fruit

>that's not how they make iced coffee at Starbucks anyways
bait

>>7351628
They don't use instant coffee to make iced coffee at starbucks either.

Just make the coffee like usual, pour it over ice and add however much sugar and milk/cream you prefer.

Pour it directly in your mouth & set yourself ablaze

i don't know, which keeps me from getting shot?

>>7351622
Why am I getting mugged by alton brown, joey the fast food fatfuck, and seung huei cheo?

No, go away

Not subtle enough, way too obvious.

Try again.

shit, i was about to reply seriously until i reread it and saw

>my wife's son

Can we turn this poor cuck meme attempt into /dumpster diving general/ remember that dumpster diving anon?

>>7351444
I don't normally achieve erections looking at bread, but on this occasion I'll make an exception.

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>>7351444
Looks like you forgot to coat it in poison to make sure the outside caramelizes.

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Becuase y'all a bunch of fags, I'll have to upload the other shit I've baked.

>>7351473
Thank you very much, kind sir. It was fucking delicious with some good mustard.

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>>7351408
Tfw I'm an active yelp user with over 100 reviews

I use grubhub personally.
If the food is exceptional I leave a positive review, but only for my usual places that I really like.
I look at it as something I would do for a close friend. They're cool enough to make good food and deliver, why not help them out with something positive.
If the food is shit I'm not a fucking douchebag SJW who feels the need to scream rat.

Everyone needs a hobby. Theirs is rating restaurants on Yelp, yours is shitposting on 4chan.

>>7351386
The cooking kind, yes.

food on the parchment paper or you standing on it or both?

>>7351392
>>7351391
i am not good with food or cooking

i'm making tacquitos and put some on paper instead of directly on the cooking tray

i am hoping this will not cause it to be undercooked because it loses thermal contact to the pan but i dont know

>>7351357
I see you've made lines in your potatoes

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>you know it's done when it sticks to the wall

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>>7351357
Look good? Not really my dinner it was for someone else