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>>9308642
nope, and anyone who says they are is either a liar or a retard

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>>9308642
I'm a good enough dude.

that's not tilapia

>>9308245
Set them free you faggot

>>9308250
This

I'm so fucking sick of carnists spreading their hate all over the internet. Grow a fucking spine and do something ethical for once in your life

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Well?

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make it inedibly spicy and then give her a bite and when she's incapacitated by the pain and spice spray her with a hose

>ground pork - or beef - fry in pan with a little oil, push to side, fry aromatics for 1-2 minute, then combine
>fermented black bean - saute this with the other aromatics
>dobanjiang (fermented broad bean paste w/ chili) - saute this with the other aromatics
>sichuan peppercorn - both infused into oil over low heat, and crushed/ground, on top at the end
>ginger, garlic, spring onion
>silken tofu, not any other - and be gentle with it after you place it in the pan
>a little corn starch slurry - note it will thicken more as it cools
>serve with rice or nothing at all

I won't give you precise amounts or instructions, there are plenty of vids from authentic genuine chinks on the jewtube.

>>9307738
That's how my parents met.
My dad was the arresting officer

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>mchicken dressing, I stopped there.

It will be amazing

I also added doritos.

In the end, I had a few tacos with them and also dumped it on my rice. It's neither terrible nor great.

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Go all out and add some wine to the burgers, or maybe just save the wine and drink it to make your mismash of random things together, which honestly probably wont taste that bad, but will make them taste better after about 3 glasses.

Um, no sweetie. Put that shit away and learn to cook like a REAL man.

>>9307385
no :0)

>>9307393
I wouldn't fuck you, nor would my friends ever fuck you btw

>>9307261
Bump for general interest (and ignorance)

I feel like this could go either very well or very poorly. I don't usually do Discord with people I don't know IRL though.

>>9307261
For me, it's the McChicken, the best fastfood sandwich to discuss on discord.

>>9307131
Cabbage and tomatoes? Really?

>>9307141
Problem?

As always, I am bent over ready to be educated by the superior culinary artists of /ck/

>>9307154
Do you put tomatoes in coleslaw too?

>ribeye lightly glazed in HFCS and served with HFCS

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what the hell is that sauce is that honey mustard?

>>9307098
You deserve everything bad in life to happen to you

Ooooo-eeeee. Ooooo. Huh, looks like I lucked out another lemon-raz combo. Oooohoo. Mmmmm. Okay, looks like our Sour Patch Kids tea is coming along nicely. Very nice. There we go. Joel have you ever had one of these before? They're so good. Have you ever had one? I highly recommend it. I gotta recommend these to you, you gotta try 'em some time. A friend of mine told me about them. He said "Once you try these Sour Patch Kids you're never gonna look yourself in the mirror the same way again." And he was right. Oh my god man they're so good, I read a review of them on Yelp, it got five stars. I knew I had to try them. Mmmmm. Ahhhha. And you know what makes them even better? Is the fact that you know they're good for 'ya. Hahahahaahhaha! Ahhh. And you know what makes them even BETTER!? You know, as a single dad it's hard finding stuff I can feed my kids and feel good about, you know? Ahhhh, that is good. Definitely don't wanna have too much of it though. Too much of a good thing? Not for me. There we go, there we go. Very nice. So there you have it. Whatever you have that's bothering 'ya. You got bone cancer, you got depression, you got, uhh, your hair 'fallin out, you got trichotillomania, you're pulling your own hair out, you got mental problems, 'ya got diabetes, 'ya got genital herpes, you got fucking, a, you got mismatching socks. Fix yourself up a nice mug, a nice steaming mug of Sour Patch Kids tea. It's my HEALTHY, SUPER DUPER HEALTHY treat. That's it for now, see you later.

>>9307020
fuck you op, now im craving some sour patch kids.

>ctrl-f "coconut oil"
>no results
DROPPED

Because we're courting your whore mother

speaking as an american, it's probably because the majority of users are american and we do eat a lot of fast food.

>>9306965
Shills. Wendy's actually has somebody making Wendy's posts on here.

That's because you're a NEET

>>9306671
Ouch not true. I'm a full time student with a part time hospital job

>>9306652

Sounds like you're eating too much for breakfast. Breakfast should be a light meal that doesn't bog you down. I personally don't do breakfast at all, but that's because I have a really bad habit of eating enormous dinners which just makes you fat to sleep after.

you are dumb

>>9306615
Thanks for the bump

>>9306606
In NY State it actually illegal for the owner to accept tips when working behind their own bar.

>>9306595
if I could afford it my entire kitchen would be stainless steel

looks pretty metal

Sick rips dude.

>>9306494
>>9306494
You are salt.

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Combination of OP and this kind for when a fine size is needed

>>9306548
silly anon. starting a post with a typo is a trick barely younger than the internet to incite discussion and replies.

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made enchiladas tonight

>using 2 mccormick seasoning packets per lb of meat
>mfw

enciladas Texas

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>>9306526
>seasoning packets