Archived threads in /ck/ - Food & Cooking - 247. page

>>9299372
My thought is that the ketogenic diet is a fucking joke.

File: spiralized-zucchini1.jpg (217KB, 1200x814px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 1200x814px

Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh.........

WASPED

What's with the fig meme tonight

>What is broccoli

>>9298919
6-8 yrs min

>>9298919
the only shortcuts I know of is to make your own restaurant.

>>9298919
Depends a lot on your learning speed and motivation, and opportunities in your town. I'd say six months to go from full-time dish, through part-dish, part-prep, to full-time prep. Depending on turnover, maybe another six months to get the bump up to line, starting on fryers or pantry. Then, it just varies with turnover and whether you get along with the chef. Probably another two years to have the trust necessary to sous. If you pitch a tent in the kitchen and live there six days a week, you could maybe make chef in two or three more, but five or six years experience is a drop in the bucket for running an entire kitchen and all the staff, handling the orders, the food cost, the menu, the hiring and firing, etc.

>>9298806
There's a fucking onigiri thread, nigger.

>>9298822
Yeah but op is asking about jelly donuts

>>9298806
*Translators note: donuts means rice balls

>>9298682
ah yes, the poverty egg patty. I made many a patty when I first moved away from home.

>>9298682
>My moms spanish rice
>2 over easy eggs on top
>about 3-4 tortillas
>lots of tapatio
My all time favorite comfort food. I make it all the time because we always have leftover rice and eggs.

Honestly sounds like the universe is telling you to make nachos.

>>9298559
pour weird sauce into anus
cilantro into dick hole
masturbate furiously into raw ground beef

I like to put the cheese sauce on my dick, shove the ground beef into my ass, and then masterbate furiously with my cheesy dick right into my mouth. Dinner is served, anon.

Sodium intake being unhealthy is a meme

>>9298579
Well most things are unhealthy in excess

>>9298125
high sodium can cause hypertension but if you balance it out with having a minimum of cholesterol (like Asian food) and drink lots of water, you're fine.

>>9297136
yes. now i'm dead.

>>9297267
https://youtu.be/cppOojKBNko

When you kicked the bucket, was it Southwestern?

Don't eat that, anon. Eat Dominos™. Get the door, it's Dominos™. Dominos™, the pizza delivery experts.

File: 1488486932707.jpg (174KB, 564x657px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 564x657px

They use different sauce, different ingredients for buns, different cooking times and sizes for the meat.

>>9323383
/thread

>>9323393
That's my wife and I wont let you do that.

that might be the most generic looking grocery store I've ever seen

File: reply.png (2KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 256x256px

>>9323349

File: IMG_0906.png (177KB, 500x617px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 500x617px

>not sure if jester meme is too obnoxious to be funny

Step aside because kebab is coming to a theatre near you. Try not to gasp.

Inb4 /pol/

>sister is dating a slime against our families wishes
>the ramadan bombathon is over and he takes her to break his fast at a kebab place
>starts ordering in arabic
>everyone looking at him like what the fuck are you saying?
>owners aren't arab, they just own a kebab place, fuck off with that shit

Better than KFC, worse than Popeye's.

>>9323156
I think Bojangles has better fries and other sides plus the biscuit sandwich

>>9323166
I think they're about even re:sides but Popeye's chicken is much better.

>>9322792
You estimate how many calories your body needs to maintain its weight, and you just plan accordingly. If you want to get super autistic about it you can get a scale and weigh and account for every ingredient you use, or you can eyeball it and just kind of guess. Then just check your weight week to week to see if there's any trend, if you're consistently gaining weight then just adjust what you eat. It's important to also pay attention to calories you drink and eat between meals because it's easy for people to forget about them.

>>9322881
Thank you very much

>>9322881
This. That is literally it. Spend an hour figuring out what macronutrients and TDEE are, as well as the splits/intake of some foods you like. It will be eye opening.

>>9322792
>I don't have much time to exercise
You need to find 3 hours a WEEK. That is nothing you prolly spend 3 hours masturbating a week. Make the time, it isn't hard.

Go find a QTDDTOT on /fit/ and read the sticky if you actually want to get healthy.

>>9322631
I use cream of mushroom on egg noodles sometimes and it's pretty good

No, it's actually a fitting punishment for buying canned soup in the first place.

>>9322631
If you're poverty cooking, why not just make a ghetto-stroganoff with the cream of mushroom, some egg noodles, and some ground beef? But no, it's just a roux and some mushrooms. It gets used in every other casserole ever made from 1950 onwards.

>>9322590
I forgot to take a pic of the... grate?.. grill?.. cover?.. But it was really gross.

cool

>>9322590
holy shit.. not living in america must suck ass. you live in a shitbox with the most depressing food ever.