we're about to make the healthiest, all natural, healing

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we're about to make the healthiest, all natural, healing concoction, elixir, that you've ever seen. I'm talkin' POW, chia seeds wheat grass extract, waaah algae, health fooo.. cat food, I'm talkin' kitty litter in my tea! Ahhh, okay. Let's get this going here, alright time to make some healthy super DUPER health tea. I got a doctors' checkup, about 6 months ago, they told me "Your triglycerides, are dangerously high, uh, your bad cholesterol, all of the markers, okay, you have barely any testosterone what so ever, you have about a thou-a hundred, maybe eighty, uh, nanograms, per, decibel there." I was fucked up, okay. I was fucked up! I was fffffucked up. I went in I say "Hey doc, my dick doesn't work, I get winded climbing half a flight of stairs, I'm in trouble. I got tits!" He said "There's a secret blog you can go on and you can find a recipe for some super duper healthy tea." And of course I customized that recipe myself, once I learned of the properties of the super duper tea and used my brain power to customize this tea in my own specifications. Came back. I went back to the doctor about four months later, he took my blood test, he looked at me in straigh--dead in the face he said "OOOoooOOOOooooo WOW! It's like you're 18 again." So, here we go. Let's see what we got, hmmmmmm. Ooooohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohooo. Oooh it smells so good, it smells like healing herbs. Can you smell the hea-smell the fresh healing herbs? Ahhh, the rejuvenative properties of this super duper healthy tea! Oooo. Ahhh, this is gonna be gooood. Oooo. Oohoohoohoooo. Ahhhhh. Alright, drink up. Boiling Sour Patch Kids. Now this is important, you gotta let it steep for about seven minutes. Don't try to drink it now, it's too potent! Gotta let it steep a little bit more. Native Americans used these Sour Patch Kids. Two at once mixing combine the flavors to create a new flavor, I call this one lemon-raz. Ooooo. Mmmmm. That is something else. That's something.