>age
>location
>last restaurant you ate at, and what did you think of it
>>8054015
>19
>California
>Local mom n' pop pizza shop. I'm a regular. Easy 9/10.
>>8054015
go to /soc/
reported.
>>8054023
Fuck off, virgin.
What do you consider gluttonous eating? Have any stories?
How does a person get that fat?
>>8051382
gluttonous to me would be eating purely for pleasure in excess over the course of a long period.
>>8051416
the thought keeps me awake some nights
Sup /ck/ it's time for a cookalong thread featuring food, cats, alcohol, and whatever else you fuckers decide to contribute. Take a break from shitposting about fast food and talk shit about my cooking instead, or post your own stuff, I don't care.
This time of year is hatch chile season as well as corn season. I picked up both on sale basically for free. You guys know what that means, right?
It means you're going to show how to cook good shit with hatch chilies you faggot, hurry up and fire up the stove. I'll go masturbate in the meantime.
Joining them we have the following cast:
>One onion
>Some old taters that are still good
>A bit of shallot that's literally 4 months old
Seriously, how do shallots last so long?
>Cumin seeds
>Bay leaves
>Oregano
>One quart of homemade chicken stock
>Bacon fat from the ol mason jar
>Dried green serranos from last year's crop
>Can o' chi(l)potles in adobo
Not pictured are salt, pepper and heavy cream.
That's right, we're making corn and chile chowder.
Here in Florida it's still raining like a cunt thanks to the Harry Potter hurricane so I'm gonna roast the pepper under the broiler. I really don't know how hot these are so I'm just doing one this time. The corn goes in too after a good hard shucking.
What should be the Official Dish of Planet Earth?
Assume we meet aliens, and they can eat all of our food.
We can only present them one dish.
I nominate the humble Cheeseburger and Fries.
>>8060575
NYC style thin crust pizza
The humble 'deen
'chos
Bread is the most basic food we eat. It's been around since man has harvested grain and there are many types.
What's your favorite? Pumpernickel a cute.
>>8055998
>current year
>eating bread
did you know that many bread products have a brown-coloring agent mixed in so that they look "healthier"? (not to forget the useless sprinkles of seeds and corn husks to make it look like it wasnt made from white flour and is basically toastbrot-tier health-food, ie not healthy at all)
>>8056005
-∞/10
>>8056005
>many bread products have a brown-coloring agent mixed in so that they look "healthier"?
Some of us don't live in burgerstan and actually have decent baked goods.
Why does Coke taste so good from an aluminum can, but like shit from a plastic bottle?
>>8054923
idk senpai but its true
>>8054923
no jewish xenoestrogens polluting your tastebuds
everything tastes worse with plastic
I've eaten nothing but mcchickens for the past week. Ask me anything.
why
Do you go in everyday asking the cashier, "Uh, can I have diabetes with a side of high cholesterol?"
how many did u fug
Top Tier Food Combinations Only You Know About
>>8024149
i lov dark chocolate with grainy mustard
Cheerios and fruit punch gatorade
>>8024168
For basically an entire summer I ate Cheerios with root beer instead of milk.
Why did /ck/ start cooking?
I'll start
>Born into a house of cheapskates (I'm a TurkRoach so it's in my genes) so I never went out
>Parents both cooked
>Mom was shit-tier cook and she would always make unseasoned bland-ass chicken with shitty salad and unseasoned rice or would force us to eat her flavour of the week diet.
>Dad was god-tier chef
>He would cook everything and anything to perfection
>Dad only cooked on weekends. Mom cooked on weekdays
>But mom and dad would be working all the time so I was alone alot of times and end up eating pre-cooked meals mom made
>tfw latchkey kid
>Be in grade 2
>Watch episode of Julia Child on PBS (didn't get Cable until I was 12)
>Decide that enough was enough, no more shitty ass chicken
>Read cookbooks for hours
>First make eggs
>heythatsprettygood.avi
>Make grilled cheese
>Damn
>As years go by keep adding food to my repertoire
>Fast forward to Grade 10
>Cooking is my new favourite hobby
>Cook everyday
>Parents no longer cook
>Parents always congratulate me for my cooking
>No more shit-tier food
I just finish cooking Mushroom Risotto and Confit for dinner party.
I went through my ramen, mac and cheese, and fast food phase before college. Learning to cook was nice relaxation to balance studying
is your mom from the steppes op
my mom was too thats why the cooking is shit
I hate fast food and me mum cooks with a lot of oil and almost no seasoning, had to learn real cooking when me babushka died
I can cook almost anything but baking goods and huge amounts of food
I'm looking for some good quality Frozen Pizza and wanted to know which brand was good. Considering Digiorno but if there are other brands you think are better do post.
They are all bad anon. Just buy a ton of totino's party pizzas if you're just eating 'pizza' for calories, otherwise just make your own, it's easy.
>>8055246
>it's easy
If it's so easy, why didn't Linda Ronstadt sing about it?
i like the crunchy crust.
that crust is unique. you can only find it in a frozen pizza.
Is "beer culture" the worst meme we've had come about recently?
The whole "anything not made in some guy's basement is pure shit"
"macro breweries? No thanks. I'll stick to my mocha-pumpkin-cinnamon lager like a real man"
"trust me this piss is totally different from mass produced piss"
>>8062586
food snobs of any type are the worst meme.
>>8062599
Yep.
I think it gets out of hand when microbreweries start charging 10 bucks a bottle just because people will still buy it. I mean it's only hops and malt, how expensive can it be to make it?
Anyone here try making some traditional Russian food? Slavic food in general would be ok to, I was thinking of trying Okroshka or maybe cold Borscht
>>8053956
Ive made Borscht before, It tasted pretty good. I feel theres alot of room for finishing spices in it. Make it to impress normies because its purple.
>>8053956
Hit me with some good borscht recipes.
>>8053956
I think it's a chlodnik, not a borscht.
Never went to any of these.
Who's the best to go with?
ihop
>>8063823
I haven't been to waffle house but judging from the first two I would say iHop, it has more varity in their creations. Don't be a retard and get lunch/dinner food tho it's literally worse than applebees if you do that.
waffle house and it's not even close
What's the best flavor of potato chip?
Salt & vinegar > Jalapeño = barbecue
>>8063110
/thread
>>8063110
Alright wise guy what brand & flavor is the best?
>that person who grabs all the outer slices from a thin crust pizza.
>>8059602
>the way that pizza is cut
>>8059653
This actually happened to me once for no explainable reason, me and a friend and some family ordered four large Dominos pizzas and one was cut in a square pattern because somebody misinterpreted something somewhere at some point
>>8059602
That doesn't sound like a problem. They are willingly taking one for the team, and I salute them.