>Go to allrecipes >Type in dish or browse popular >Under

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Baked teriyaki chicken

>>8620540
Looks like squid ink baked chicken.

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this clam chowder looked like it was fermenting in the thumbnail

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE

4.5 star, 300+ reviews

here's the ingredients:
1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of celery soup
1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of potato soup
1 (10.75 ounce) can New England clam chowder

2 (6.5 ounce) cans minced clams
1 quart half-and-half cream
1 pint heavy whipping cream

jesus fuck

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>>8620581

>>8620581
God damn and this person probably makes it for family and friends all the time and thinks about selling his soup

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>restaurant style

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>>8620581
To make clam chowder you need to add a can of clam chowder. Brilliant!

>>8620600
christ how lazy
can't even toss them around in a bowl for coverage

is this where poor people go for cooking ideas? or old people? or who is using this website?

>>8620616
Lol didn't even see that . Amazing

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King cake for Mardi Gras

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Another winner why do some people think their food is worth uploading.

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The best Parmesan chicken bake

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Wake up, see this in Valentine's Day what do

>>8620720
Lol that looks like abortion after mass

>>8620709
That literally looks EXACTLY like my boyfriend's o-ring after a couple hours in a Mardi Gras or St. Patrick's Day glory hole.

We go to a local fag bar for festivities a few times a year and he gets me to die his ass and asshole area with food coloring. The boys go wild for it, makes me proud =)

Then I get to lick the "icing" off mmmmm boy

>>8620744
>after mass
for all intensive purposes, you dumb

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Get your chips ready boys

>>8620618
Poors, flyovers, and people who've never cooked before, yeah.

>>8620764
oh I uh forgot my chips Diane, sorry it looks great though (hides Tostitos behind back)

>>8620764
All things aside, I could see bacon being an ok garnish. Avocados need salt as it is.

>>8620763
You right , I'm sorry I put the wrong descriptive word , please don't let it ruin you day.

>>8620618
I browse for inspiration on what to cook for dinner, and then I come up with something myself.

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>>8620770
I heard crumbling in the back on your shirt what do you have there anon

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Holy fuck these are hilarious. Here is a big time bump for this thread. I'm cracking up. I swear, some people are so delusional it gets to be unbelievable. I don't care much about plating and stuff, I just made this huge delicious scramble for breakfast for myself, but I sure as fuck am not gonna take pictures and post it online or my social media or something like that. Are these people's lives so pathetic that these are their daily or weekly achievements? God damn it's nice to know how much better I am than most people.

Might as well contribute. The layout isn't as good from a laptop.

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Beef stroganoff

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>>8620757

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>>8620792
This is another one from Dorito Caasserole. The username is Piper's Mommy.

Poor, poor Piper....

>>8620792
A bag of Doritos
>my kids ask for it all the time
>kids
Jesus Christ WTF proud of Doritos casserole

>>8620781
It's nothing just uh my uh fanny pack.

...

please don't make me eat this Diane.

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Addictive Sesame Chicken

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mapled ham

>>8620757
>guaranteed replies.jpg

>>8620804
I can't believe people would feed their kids this garbage. I'd like to think it's a rare occurrence for Piper, but I don't think so.

>>8620764
I don't get it, it's just a bowl of guacamole?

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>>8620792
People actually followed recipe and gave it 5 stars

>>8620821
>guacamole
>pureed avocado

>>8620822
"People"

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>>8620816
Another one

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>>8620757

>>8620818
Is....is it sad?

>>8620776
You're just lucky I had my morning coffee right before reading your post =)

>>8620820
Someone who posts this shit on AllRecipes. It was her only picture on her profile. This literally could be her crowning achievement. I can't imagine if this is something she's proud of enough to take a picture and post, what she usually feeds that poor son of a bitch Piper on a regular basis. Garbage homemade shit and fast food constantly. That kid is probably fat as fuck and has frosted tips. I can feel it.

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>>8620814
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>8620821
Feel bad for you if this is acceptable guacamole

>>8620816
Jesus where are the sesame seeds?

Holy fuck, all of this makes me so fucking sad.

It's not even how bad the presentation is, it's how much pride they take in cooking with overly processed shit.

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Mommy's Surprise

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hard boiled egg casserole

>>8620868
What's the surprise?

>tfw I make ground beef for tacos, put that shit over some fritos in a bowl, add in shredded lettuce, sour cream, hot sauce, salsa, tomatoes, and cheese and mix it all up

And I KNOW it's bad and shameful and no one else knows I do this, but god damn, these people.

>>8620879
The fact it's passed down.
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/46568/mommys-surprise/?internalSource=hub%20recipe&referringContentType=search%20results&clickId=cardslot%201

>>8620889
Doing something like that isn't particularly shameful.

Taking pride in it and posting it online is.

>>8620889
It's not that there's necessarily anything wrong with making this low-effort, shitty food. Most of it probably does taste fine. It's just the fact that these people are so proud about it they feel the need to broadcast it on the internet. You have to wonder what sort of shit they consider standard if this is their fancy stuff.

>>8620891
The reviews are depressing too:

>This was alright. It wasn't as good as I expected
>It wasn't as good as I expected

>>8620826
>>8620846
I'll accept guacamole if it's just crushed avocado, salt, and some lime juice. Anything else is great but unnecessary. Maybe you guys just can't handle the taste of avocado without it being masked by a load of other shit?

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Mommy's Sweet Carrot Milk

>>8620905
crushed or mashed, sure. Not smoothly pureed though.

>>8620740
Not bad actually.

>>8620910
This name sounds weirdly sexual to me

>>8620912
How do you know it's been pureed? I can still see chunks. Maybe the avocado was overripe?

But in the context of this thread that is actually a pretty depressing guacamole.

>>8620894
>I probably will not be making this again.

>>8620540
looks like you just dumped motor oil on it

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tamago

>>8621011
Is this real ? Lol wtf

>>8621072
Are they mushrooms or are they rocks

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Stuffed peppers?

>>8621109
Lol where is the pepper

>>8620740
Is that a vagina

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>>8620581
>using a can of clam chowder to make clam chowder

>>8620877
Who takes a picture of this shit? Jesus.

>>8620892
>>8620893
This. This is the worst part about all of this.

>>8620877
>a clearly dry bay leaf
D-did they add that as a garnish or something?

>People who make 'home made' recipes but they use canned food for 90% of it and just throw it together

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Should I be scared to know what her beef Wellington looks like?

>>8622392

mfw I picture her pronouncing it "wellintons"
"I seen the recipe for these wellintons on a websait"

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>>8622387
pls no bully

jfc I couldn't find just one god awful one here and I barely made a dent into the album.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/223042/chicken-parmesan/

Is chicken parm not supposed to have a light/golden brown crust?

>>8620709
As someone from the South (near to the birthplace of Mardi Gras) I want to find that bitch and slap some taste into her mouth.

>>8620715
Social media-esque sites like those are echo chambers filled to the brim with self-esteem fags who all champion one another for trying their best.

>>8622703
This cannot be real. I lost my sides to this

>>8622719
Yes! I was in mobile for 5 years and got to appreciate the cakes and tradition this was just bad

>>8620781
>Hey, uh, would you mind not grabbing another cookie? I don't think everyone's had one yet.
>*is this nigga serious?*

>>8621485
>when the garnish is what triggers you the most about this dish
it truly is a monstrosity

>>8622668
it looks as dry as the vagina on this bitch >>8622392

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>>8622741
Haha the more I read this then look at the image the funnier it gets

>>8620781
It's like Chris Farley in drag.

>>8620757
How can you tell if a 4chan poster is gay?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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>>8622797

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>>8620757

>>8622728
That is a very well put together statement.

>>8623000
Thank you very much. Your trips have been checked

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>>8620891
>"This is a great hot sandwich that is easy to prepare, and can be frozen to enjoy later!"

>>8620776
Aftermath is one word, nigger.

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>>8620757

>>8620839
I hope piper is ok.

>>8620821
The lighting is off and the image composition is a bit shit.

As >>8620821 points out, it just looks like a bowl of pureed avocado. When photographing food you have to realize the image itself has to be appetizing. Doesn't matter if the food is delicious, people are only going to see the picture.

>>8623195
I can't count all the rings. How old of a tree did that come from?

>>8620531
>post the worst example of things
And you guys wonder why you're depressed. God please save you all. Please do cardio to get your neurotransmitters up

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Spaghetti Pie...

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>>8623206
Kek

>>8620740
help the strawberry escape

>>8623234
>has no concept of humor
>calls others depressed

you're projecting, anon. get help

>>8623150
Sweet potato musch no.. that's the fish

>>8620891
how is it red in the pic?

>>8620822
Have you seen The first episode of black mirror?

That chick had sweet tits btw...

>>8623234
Does cardio really help?

>>8623417
The picture looked fine until I saw the recipe. Holy fuck, you just know this is one of those dishes served with "hurr durr you'll NEVER guess the secret ingredient!" type of attitude by the host.

>>8620764

Looks like a fucking paste

>>8620757
Oh go back to /pol/

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>>8621011
Goddamnit...

>>8620763
>Intensive purposes
>Nobody says anything about this

>>8624804
>the joke

>you are head

>>8624807
>Draws attention to the joke
>Lol you don't get the joke
???

>>8620540
>crude oil chicken

>>8624826
jokes like these are a diamond dozen, newfriend

>>8623195
This made me sad. Tuna are being fished to extinction so people can make this.

>>8620540
>bp 2010 experience

>>8623452
i just watched s1e1 last night, how is it related to dorito casserole abomination? pig food?

>>8624928

for all intensive purposes, you are right Broheim

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this is from my facebook

who can guess what it is

>>8620818
I had to have a fasciotomy on my calf. That is what it looked like.

>>8625110
gross

>>8622668
i am aghast

>>8625105
... mushroom soup? Maybe?

>>8625093
This I've been trying to figure it out . . .

>>8625105
Rice and gravy??? IDK bet the post was captioned with "meal planning or cheat day"

>>8625139
I think he is referring to the new series of Black Mirror on Netflix. In the first episode everyone is given a rating and is encouraged to rate others.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5497778/

>>8625138
>>8625145
potato soup lol

>Ok. This is a DELICIOUS, YUMMY, BLUE RIBBON WINNING..... Potato soup! Taaaa daaaaaa! Our purple carrots from the garden turned it all purple.

no shit

>>8624734

How do you fuck up fucking hot dish? It's fucking beef covered with tots.

>>8620804
>those craft singles layered on top
rip piper

>>8625218
Oh god. I was giving them the benefit of the doubt to assume they were posting it as something that they knew turned out remarkably badly. But they actually thought people would be impressed?

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Pork Chops German Style

I'm German and haven't seen such an abomination in my whole life

>>8625247
shes religious and homeschooled. also montana

>>8621011
this hurts me as a weeb who cooks too much japanese food

>>8625105
"stroganoff"?

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This thread is amazing

>>8625274
Is that rice on top of the pork chop?

>>8625403
it looks like maggots desu

>>8624909
>make sure to toss your filet in a bowl of oil afterwards to ensure the flavor is trapped in

>>8625403
I'm fear it is rice on top. Fuck these cunts

>>8620715
That would be awesome at a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed party. as a door wreath

>>8620740
Kiss, lick, and tongue it, obv.

>>8625067
kek

>>8622733
>mobile
>traditional mardi gras
Alabamafags need to stop deluding themselves and admit louisiana mardi gras is the only way to go

>>8625592
Lol new Orleans stole the tradition and ruined it Mardi Gras in Nola is just tons of drunk dudes and a few girls it's not what it used to be anymore the one in mobile was low key but good female count sorry if I'm not into dudes like you are but don't get defensive over stupid Shit I was there for a few years partied in both city's I live far away now just prefer mobiles sorry if other people have opinions get used to it

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>>8620757

>>8620781
That looks like something out of Star Trek.

>>8622741
Hahaha :^)

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Look at that lovely layer of burnt sugar

>>8625980
>this jumbled mess of retard-speak
...so this... is the power... of inbreeding...

>>8620891
Aww c'mon I've got a soft spot for mom's cookings even if this is just a retarded sloppy joe.

>>8625583
John Sakars is that you?

>>8620891
It's essentially just sloppy joe

>>8626277
it's not vegan

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>>8626222
Nice trips though

>>8620765
The fascination with "flyovers" on this board is weird.

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>>8620581
>clam chowder to make clam chowder

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>>8620877
ummm is that an actual leaf from a tree??

>>8626431
Looks like somebody shot their load all over that plate

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>>8622703
More like "Barf in my Mouth Meatloaf"

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Lads I just took a recipe off allrecipes

It's in the oven

I didn't know allrecipes is shite

How screwed am I

>>8626483
LINK RECIPE

>>8626431
what's "divan"?
is that supposed to be "divine"?

>>8626222
Alabama is known to be very retarded by everone in the south. I dont think anyone in the country likes Alabama.

>>8626483
>>8626484
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/9179/potato-and-shiitake-mushroom-gratin/?internalSource=amp&referringContentType=amp%20recipe&clickId=amp_main_image

Am I fucked

>>8622703

Is it... In the bottom of a garbage bin?

>>8626483
Allrecipes still has good recipes. It's just ALL recipes, even the shitty ones.

>>8626488
pretty sure it's just a knockoff of chicken divan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Divan

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>>8620757
Fag

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>>8626483

>>8622741
I'm dying.

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"Eggs Benedict"

>>8620757

>food
>and cooking

>>8620792
Kekd at that idiotic file name, well done

>>8626558

Congratulations, you've recreated the surface of Venus

>>8626496
I look at the state like a retarded classmate who keeps trying to be normal and fit in. It's cute.

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My sides can't handle this shit

>>8622703
Holy shit hahahha
Puke in your mouth.

>>8626705
There's literally no way this is serious

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>>8626737
>2017
>doesn't make kale crisps

>>8626705
I call fake on that.

>>8626431
>Anon, sweety, why did you coat this food with jizz?

>>8626765
Naw, it's legit

http://www.yummly.co/#recipe/Kale-Krisps-AllRecipes

>>8626696
That progressed from Rock Formation to Weed Nugget to Literal Piece of Shit as my head tried to figure out what the fuck I was seeing

>>8626503
no, that actually looks pretty basic and classic, you should be fine

>>8626634
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the fuuuck is wrong with these people????

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>>8626777
Holy fuck....

>nice trips btw

>>8623417
>crispy chocolate cereal

YOU WHAT

>>8620889
You're just adding corn chips for texture, no different if you scooped it up with a tortilla chip.

>>8620618
it is top three in google results for literally anything
so, everyone

>>8620720
that looks lonely

>>8623417
One of you crazy assholes make this and report your results.

>>8624956
shut up liberal

>this entire thread
WA LA
A

L
A

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>>8627051
I hope you like the taste of jellyfish

>>8627103
stay mad, libcuck

>>8627051
Back to /pol/.

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One up: Bad recipes linked on pinterest.

>>8627133
says the special snowflake triggered by someone just mentioning tuna are overfished lol

>>8627143
That looked good up until I realized it was chicken and not a pie.

>>8627202
>tuna are overfished
yeah sure

>>8620581
>quart of half and half
>pint of heavy cream

Fuck if you added some sugar you could whip that soup up into a topping for desserts

>>8626222
You would've loved rambling old guy

>>8621011
Oh this is fucking perfect kek

>>8620804
Any chance you could give me a link to this? I'm actually quite fearful that this is my ex's cooking.

>>8627296
I miss that guy. I wonder if he's okay.

>>8622392
Holy shit that might be my aunt

>>8620919
loling

>>8627377
If I realized I didn't have the foresight to realize that putting condiments outside the wrapper is freaking retarded I'd be too embarrassed to post the picture.

>>8627317
http://allrecipes.com/cook/12520449/made-it/

>>8627443
???
They do this where I live all the time for Halloween.

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this is from justapinch btw

>>8620910
oh come on

>>8627051
what, you don't want anyone else to have tuna?

>>8625280
ohhhh that's a losing hand

>>8625392
this thread made me laugh and need to take a shit
A+

>>8620764
Jeb did you make this?

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>>8620818

>>8627627
All memes aside I think historians will look back on Jeb!'s secret guac recipe as the greatest cultural loss of our generation.

>>8626634
Are those eggs on chicken nuggets and bread?

>>>/r9k/

>>8621072
I do not want to smell what Rock's cooking.

>>8626496
I am a college-educated gentlesir of Alabama, and I wouldst'nt've rather you spake not of my homeland in that manner.

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>>8627388
I'd eat it.

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this thread has been a gift of hearty keks
thanks everyone

>>8620600
Lol if a restaurant served me that, I would walk out.

>>8625592
I'm from Mobile and have been to New Orleans' Mardi Gras. The difference is laughable. New Orleans is filled with a bunch of animatronic floats and parades that last for 3+ hours because there are thousands of people riding, whereas Mobile's parades are much smaller and more personal. Unless you're a grown child who cares about getting beads or like being packed into crowds of dirty cajuns and homeless people surviving on moon pies and leftover drinks, I would suggest you steer clear of New Orleans during Mardi Gras. Or wait -- are you one of those tourists who goes to Bourbon Street and drinks hand grenades?

>>8625980
You lived in Mobile? Right on.

>>8623417
That is foul.

>>8625105
Mold casserole?

>>8626198
That's the best you could find?

>>8627738
Thank you I didn't know this thread was going to be this funny my first success thread
>tl;dr op is still a fag

>>8620792
Laugh all you want but shit like that is really fucking good sometimes.

>>8627779
My man you know what's up. Sucks grand central closed down though

>>8620945
They look empty.

>>8623417
Thought this was gore from the thumbnail.

>>8620709
thought her last name was benis

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>>8620792
>processed
>cheese
>food

>>8627228
They are though?

>>8627928
Yeah, it's whatever. Downtown has recently had some good bars spring up though, so I'm not complaining. There are some other good music venues too.

>>8628175
>as good as NO music venues

keking. keking out loud.

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1 pound lean ground beef

1 pound lean ground pork

3/4 cup warm water

2 slightly beaten eggs

1/3 cup picante sauce

1 (1 ounce) package dry onion soup mix

3/4 cup dry bread crumbs

1/4 cup minced green bell pepper

1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed nacho cheese soup (such as Campbell's® Fiesta Nacho Cheese Soup)

>>8628403
Had me up until the cheese soup. wtf?
To be fair, meatloaf pretty much always looks terrible in photos.

>>8628412
Yeah, its a fairly standard recipe onto the nacho cheese soup.

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>>8623183
Poor piper. Picture related.

>>8623235
It's just baked spaghetti, anon.

>>8626449
What the duck is a flyover? People who aren't from big cities?

>>8628445
people who travel back and forth from the east and west coast (leftist citadels) will be "flying over" the central part (middle class conservative folks)

>>8627446
It's chicken with breading, so what's the problem?

>>8628453
Thanks.

>>8628438
lmao. just baked spaghetti. JUST. JUST BAKED SPAGHETTI BOYS.

>>8628445
it's basically a /ck/ racial term. it's the /ck/ nigger. unfortunately I'm from st. louis. the ultimate midwest flyover. I'd like to think I'm a good cook so I just ignore it.

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Pork Chop Hominy Casserole

cooking spray
8 pork chops
1 (29 ounce) can hominy, drained
1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of mushroom soup
1/2 cup milk
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper

I woudn't even feed my worst enemy with this shit

>>8623417

>chocolate flavoured crispy rice cereal

when you have a sleepover at your jewish mate's house and ask for coco pops

>>8622703
well its gonna look like this in your mouth anyway.

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Well this is a fun new game.

>>8627228
I don't like it either, but they really are.
http://www.worldwildlife.org/species/bluefin-tuna

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>>8627377
What is Proverbs 31, for us heathens?

>>8628993
is that some sort of pizza?

>>8629014
proverbs 31:10-31 describes a "wife of noble character".
http://www.biblestudytools.com/proverbs/passage/?q=proverbs+31:10-31

>>8629048
it's "chef john's feta and spinach pie"

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Anything with alfredo sauce, there is a good bet half the pics will be horrible

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>>8620877
I think this bitch took her dish out for a stroll at the park. She forgot to pick the leaves out.

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>>8622668
Ahhhh yes, parchment with monkey barf. A classic, south western Indian delight.

>>8622703
I am now going to project..vomitting.

>>8626470
There's about a 50 % chance that it is. If it isn't, it's most likely an actual leaf from a bush!!

>HAHA the use ingredients from LITERAL treesXD

>>8627436

>"two" days later

>>8628445
People from the Midwest have little to no food culture whatsoever because
A.theyre in the middle of the country
B. They're conservative and wouldn't accept foreign ideas

>>8629296
>Husband "Loves Strawberries"

>>8626696
Change the name to "Lovecraftian pancakes" and people will buy it

>>8626634

Did they put scrambled eggs on top of their eggs? Are those chicken nuggets underneath?

>>8629536
Just noticed that .... wtf

>>8628993
What is this

>>8626558
Why is that pan so fucking dirty?

>>8629068
>better than Olive Garden
Ah yes, the hallmark of quality.

>>8624909
I don't know what's the worst thing about this
>Filet covered in oil and looks burnt
>Sweet potato looks underdone
>Brocolli looks like it's been steamed of any nutrients it might have had

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>>8620757

>>8627439
>putting condiments outside the wrapper is freaking retarded
no, that's what makes it fancy

>>8624928
>diamond dozen
Uhhh are you litrally retarded

>>8620910
WHAT

Awww, I feel like a bully. They're all lonely old ladies who just want some attention.

>>8627143
I would eat this though

>>8620779
Pretty much. The real recipes are in the comment sections.

>>8627450
You ever sneak actual cat poop into the tray? Last time I saw one of those at a family gathering, I did that, and my cunt aunt got the real one, and she's going around making people try it like "what's wrong with this cookie" before my grandfather was like "you retards are eating actual cat shit" and nearly dies laughing as like 6 relatives throw up on his floor.

I only told him about it after and he got the biggest grin and patted me on the shoulder.

>>8630971
>stuff that never happened.jpg

>>8620581
>can of clam chowder

Newest meme

>>8630058
see >>8629066

>>8620799
Looks like cat Shit with yum yum sauce.

>>8620804
Start a campaign to rescue Piper from this household

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>>8620919
>>8627566
>>8630764
>mfw he wasn't joking either
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/82417/mommys-sweet-carrot-milk/

>>8627388
That's...Not that bad looking really

>>8630971
>>8630980
kek

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>this whole thread

>>8625184
>>8623452
Thanks for reminding me that I'd pound the shit out of BDH

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>>8623417
Who even thinks to try this shit?

>>8631258
Probably got the idea from her kids

>>8627446
I don't know why, but the shot of the Triscuits actually being processed made me lose my shit

>>8630758

agreed. When I encounter people like him IRL, I promptly turn 365 degrees and walk the fuck away

>>8630980
I don't like my family, son. This dislike is pretty much the only thing I had in common with my grandfather.

>>8630971
go back to writing tumblr text posts attention whore
no one believes you here

>>8631473
>Still technically walking away

>>8629068
>better than Olive Garden

The funny thing is, I believe it.

>>8629007
>worldwildlife.org
nice source, fag.