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Tell me the fastest way to make huge amounts of money, can include risks, but no porn. Rather something new or trending.
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>>1022689
Become a drug mule.
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Hijack some nukes and hold the world hostage.
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Zero experience or education. Currently working in food service. What the hell do I do.
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Shoot yourself.
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Do it. Send me a dank screencap.
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>>1022677
hi~ senpai
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I want to hear about your side gigs 2016-01-03 00:15:45 Post No.1022536
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I want to hear about your side gigs
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Listen /b
I have done my goals for 2016 and need to increase my income by 10%. There's a couple of ways I can do it, however I want to do it through a side gig.
Tell me about your side gigs, you wins, your losses, your profits, your risks.
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oops - /biz!
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I for one, suck dicks for extra cash. In fact thats all of our secret for making cash here, its in our sticky
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ITT: Countries to invest in 2016-01-02 22:16:21 Post No.1022250
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ITT: Countries to invest in
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I'd invest in Indonesia. Java and Sumatra is ok. Aceh and huehuehue Allah Ahbar regions - no way.
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>>1022262
africa isn't a country though
>>1022222 off by 40
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its a good feel being slick 2016-01-02 20:13:16 Post No.1022078
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its a good feel being slick
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>guy brings me wide variety of electric goods and asks for an assessment of it's worth
>value it 20% of it's actual value
>One item, I value it at 90% of it's value.
>When questioned on value of lot, pick out that piece
>Look 'It sells for 100, 90 on here'
>You know, I could take all of this stuff off your hands for the price on the list, cash, right now right here.
Handed me 113,000$ in stuff for a 20,135 grand check (didn't even want cash). On the spot.
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what kind of merchandice?
post a pic
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Hand rubbing intensifies
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>>1022094
semiconductors
best thing is I will take 50,000 in the best stuff I see, sell it for 75,000 today- make a phone call, and sell the $60k in shit for 90k to some other sucker.
Best thing is, this sucker will be back in a month with another trailer. I have other suckers like him that come every couple days
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>guys i need at lease 1100-1500 dollars fast and i don't know how to.i tried getting a loan but that immediately failed im running out of options and hope.
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>>1022061
how long you got to make the money?
how good are you at sucking dick?
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suck 1100-1500 cocks
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suck 2200 cocks at 0.50$ a pop
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Is RobinHood good or bad? 2016-01-02 18:54:02 Post No.1022001
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Is RobinHood good or bad?
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Why is everyone so split on using the RobinHood app for trading when starting off?
We literally have a RH thread on here at all times and the only time people talk shit about it is outside of the thread.
Are half of us shills or something?
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I honestly can't see the down side to this when you are just fucking with penny stock during the day.
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It Made penny stocks worth it. But those have never been more than a gamble any way. Now its a relatively free gamble.
Better than the lotto, but not by much.
At entry level though, why would you play with pure unrefined speculation? With 100% risk? And turning a liquid asset into a structurally illiquid one?
It matches 1 Securities investment strategy.
If you're trying to buy large stocks in volume, where pennies translate to a few hundred to a few grand, that's where you get hit.
I'll pay my $10 a trade to not eat $20 on a purchase price fail.
There's no education or risk mitigation to it. Its just time to dance in the fire.
The thread as I can see is mostly containment. and its worked very well.
Futures have the exact same risk profile, but are leveraged.
Options you can set your risk, at order entry.
They're both much cheaper than outright stock. with much better Risk/Reward profiles.
You start on the index fund bunny slope where everyone is having a good time together. You don't start on the double black diamond penny stock. Sure you might get lucky and get a helicopter ride to the top. Most get a helicopter ride to the hospital, some just got chewed up by an avalanche and if they're lucky look forward to months of eating bloody snow.
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If I buy a house in full, no rent to own or mortgage, is there anything else besides property taxes I will have to worry about
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>>1021932
utilities, unless you don't want water or electricity
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Most people like to have insurance on their houses (if it's not legally required). Plus utilities and maintenance (things will break down). Oh, and HOA fees.
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>>1021943
Flood insurance
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What the best way to make $500 fast? 2016-01-02 17:44:11 Post No.1021902
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What the best way to make $500 fast?
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Doesn't have to be an easy way. What's the fastest way of making $500 in a few days?
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suck 5000 dicks for 10¢ each.
alternatively work and if you're minimum wage, work overtime.
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If you're an attractive female:
Find an orbiter and ask for $500. It's literally that easy.
If you're not an attractive female:
Ask your mom for $500. If she says no, then you're fucked.
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>>1021902
suck 100 dicks for $5 each
That or get a job, $500 can be achieved in like 30 hours if you're an uber driver
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Making cash the easy way 2016-01-02 17:25:24 Post No.1021879
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Okey /biz/ i am gonna bring something new to the table besides shitcoins and buy high sell low.
On the deep web hackers are selling amazon gift cards or other gifts cards or even paypal accounts.
Time changes the price but it goes aroun 200$ for 500$ amazon gift card or other method.
I have been doing this for 6 months now. Not being too greedy just 600$ a month (dont need more a month)
What i am doing:
> Gettng a gift card with bitcoins(200$) for 500$ gift card. Then buying something that i have listed on a site.
> I normally do hand made crafts or some artry stuff and list it for sale.
> Some time later i buy it, normally close to the end of the action.
> I send the thing using the post to the adress i have chosen and dont bother with it anymore.
Safety wise:
< Buying cheap wifi capable phone from a gipsy or something for tre fiddy.
< Go to unprotected wifi spot. Mall, MC some grandmas spot.
< Bid/Buy your stuff.
< Cycle accounts and try to not use same account twice.
???
Profit.
P.S. Dont expect any proof, i am not exposing anything that can link to me on this board.
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>>1021879
Also it help if you are leaving in a less NSA country.(talking about USA/UK or some other 1-st world observation country)
Live in Moldova,Kazakstan, Macedonia or something.
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>>1021879
Are you a shill trying to get us to go on the deepweb and buy fake amazon giftcards?
Because thats what I feel like this is
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Where are the McDonalds?
I'm pretty sure there were a go to mickeydee and buy a burger or something in the steps the last time this shit is posted.
Anyone here have fake degrees, if you buy them on the net what's the difference between having the paper or going to college, do you go into the job interview saying here's the piece of paper??????? Of course it would only be a business degree
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Any idea? Just a small degree that says like marketing business degree. What's the difference how would they catch you out.
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U r not in the schools records fuccboi
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It's a gamble but if they call to verify or have an automated verification you're fuuuucked
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Alright /biz/ here's the deal:
I signed up for a bitcoin betting site, and I got a 0.1 BTC welcome bonus for verifying the account with my phone number. In order to withdraw my money, I have to wager a total of 1.9 BTC on sports bets, and the payout must be higher than 1.5x, and only 0.05 BTC counts per bet. (so if I place a bet of 0.1, only 0.05 will be counted towards the wager requirement).
Now here's the fun part: I played some slots for fun, and I managed to reach 1.1 BTC. And I currently have 2 bets of 0.25 each placed on Leicester City and Arsenal. So if I lose them, I will still have 1.1 BTC left.
I have already wagered 0.35 BTC which means I must wager 1.45 BTC more in order to withdraw them. That means I have to place 29 more bets if each bet is 0.05 BTC (since only 0.05 is counted it's stupid to bet more).
What should I bet on? Give me some solid bro advice and include a bitcoin address and I will send you an amount if I manage to withdraw my bitcoins. The ones I have at this moment are worth around $500, and if I win the 2 bets I have placed at this moment I will have approx. $800 total.
Any help appreciated. I hope you understand my wall of text, I am not that good at explaining but yeah.
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>>1021793
>That means I have to place 29 more bets
Sorry, I meant 22 bets.
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>>1021795
>>That means I have to place 29 more bets
>Sorry, I meant 22 bets.
No no scratch that, it's really 29 more 0.05 BTC bets. I fucked up, ignore my previous posts. The real amount is 29.
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Here are some settled bets of mine, the amounts are shown in mBTC.
100 mBTC = 0.1 BTC = $43
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All my frivolous spending has caught up with me and that's all I have now.
Live with my Dad, got no job and I'm 23 years old. No qualifications after highschool and the only work experience I have is a short job back in 2011.
Am I completely fucked?
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Go work in Tesco or something.
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>>1021783
I can barely even get an interview due to my 5 year unemployment gap.
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>>1021789
pursue self employment
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What percentage of your income should be sent directly to savings/retirement accounts?
I have read 10% at the least. I have read 20% at the least.
And I have seen charts like this.
What would /biz/ say is the accurate percentage to put back?
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What is this chart explaining? I don't get it.
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>>1021897
Retirement age. at a 4% yield.
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>>1022013
chinese bro?
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So I have a date with an 83 year old next week.
Does anyone here have any info on sugar daddies/how to get money out of old coots? I'm having lunch at the Botanical Gardens, the dude's pretty cool. I'm pretty sure he's in it for the company.
Poor guy's wife is probably dead, probably doesn't have many friends still alive, doesn't have a lot of young attractive females to hang out with and that's where I come in.
What's the best way to capitalise on this? My limits are pretty high. I'm not kissing the dude or doing anything more than hug him, maybe some hand holding. He already knows this, and like I said he's more than likely in this for the company of a young female which would make any man feel good about himself, especially an octogenarian with no wife.
Any ideas/info/tips?
>inb4 you're a horrible person
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>>1021720
I wish you anon a Happy New Year.
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>>1021720
>Any ideas/info/tips?
Yeah, don't be such a prude and suck his dick at least.
This guy could potentially spend 10's of thousands of dollars on you and you won't even polish his knob once?
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>>1021720
>>inb4 you're a horrible person
Well, let me say it like this. Would you be hanging out with this geezer if there wasn't a potential financial gain?