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Buy ethereum

i knew thatd be the first response. Im looking to make money, not waste it. Any better ideas?

use tax return to buy tools
eventually buy a used pickup truck
learn landscaping
put adds on craigslist and put out flyers in the neighborhoods that you go to
use electric hedge trimmer to cut people's hedges
mow grass, build raised beds etc.
Basically start your own business.

suck dick

>>1060912
get my dick sucked.

I payed the two guys above me to talk about dick sucking

>>1060903
Do what you feel is right

>>1060805
>what is securities fraud

If they do it more than once and it involves more than one person, it might be considered racketeering/RICO

>>1060814
What if someone did just enough business to sell shares without being considered fraud? And it might turn into something legitimate and worth while in the long run, but start off gambling with investor's money?

>>1060764
b) but you can't afford b) and if you don't have prior experience programming c) will take forever so a). Make sure you choose someone who is kind of autistic/socially inept so that they don't realize that once you've communicated your idea to them, you're completely disposable.

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>>1060772
Thanks, yeah figured a)

I got decent networking/people skills. Just needed a strangers opinion. Thanks.

>>1060772
>find an asspie to exploit
Harder than you think. There are many more scumbags with a website idea looking for someone to make their website for free than an asspie who can be suckered into making one. Getting a 50/50 partner or hiring someone are the only realistic options.

>>1060727
Hoo?

who cares

>>1060727

He actually poo'd in loo.

>>1060579
Pretty sure the only decent school in Washington is UW.

Everything else in the Pacific Northwest is Portlandia-tier embarassing.

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It helps out having avoided two years worth of debt, but now it's also tricky again.

Should I just be pursuing IT jobs with a two year degree, or would that fuck my salary long-term?

For context, 3.92 GPA from a community college, plus an I.T. work study for a semester. Don't know where I should be aiming with those though.

>>1060579
> Going for IT degree
I have bad news for you... it's not worth the paper it's printed on as everyone already has this degree. Go to a trade school and get certified. Buy books and make a portfolio of your work. Apprentice/intern. Don't waste time in college.

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>>1059793

Also

>all these qt canadians commiting suicide

>>1060537
Put companies out of business. Force other companies to sell or idle assets. Prevent investment in the O&G sector basically to prevent a quick ramp-up of production.

Possibly to hurt ISIS which is actually a threat to the kingdom.

Also this all could be at the direction of the US in order to put a hurting on the Ruskies.

>>1060537

I've wondered this myself, they must have some more obscure geopolitical goal in mind, I doubt it's business related

Possibly they are trying to force the US and Russia out of the mid east (by tanking their economies so much they can't afford to stay) so they can once again be the biggest dick in the region

>>1060484
Forgot to mention I'm 26 years old.

>>1060484
You are being severely underpaid right now, 35k for a job out of college is well below average. There are many factors that go into deciding if an MBA is worth it (will the company pay, are you going to stay in your field, online or full time, etc).

>>1060484
if your job only pays you 35 k a year in america then you're probably not in the kind of job that would ever get onto the kind of job post-MBA that would make the MBA worth it.

Im making double that return daily by getting on the ether train.

>>1060440
>I found a bond for 1 to 3 years at 7.75% per quater
said no one, ever, in the history of finance.

>>1060440
Yah that's a high risk junk bond, not guaranteed that return.

>>1060367
yeah.. lets open up a mom and pop store so we can get fucked whenever amazon opens up micro-storage units across the country and you get all of your groceries and shit shipped to you on the same day by a delivery truck or drone.

smfh..

>>1060387
i don't think groceries, aside from maybe prepackaged products, will ever be delivered. people like to inspect their produce firsthand to make sure it's not damaged or rotten

Walmart is just reacting to the news from China. There are no new factories being opened and production is grinding to a halt. Look at their export data. Walmart can't supply all their stores so they're closing the ones that are a liability in the company books. They closed those stores as soon China took a shit. Which should tell you that Walmart was expecting this for years.

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Aight, real nigga hours.

All books about finance written before the HFT renaissance are toilet paper. There does not exist a book today that can prepare you for the warzone of modern wall street.

Read journal papers about market microstructure, a PhD textbook in statistical and probabilistic reasoning, and learn C, C++, R, Matlab, some database shit, and linear algebra.

Then get fucked on the market and work as a McDonalds cashier until you die.

>>1060226
Run, now. Network Marketing is just a new term for pyramid scheme. No long term success, heavy initial investment. The criteria for passing the first interview is being gullible and having money. Please do yourself a favor and do not attend that meeting. So far you are even, if you go that meeting you will have wasted your time and most likely some money (peer pressure at those things is insane). If you don't believe me, go ahead, buy into it, I'll see you back here in 3 months with less money than you started with.

>>1060109
Im poor with no car. If he wants a job he should look into LYING.

Do NOT tell those fuckers trying to enslave you that you don't have a car at the interview.
DO look up public transportation options. My old town didn't even have a bus, but we did have rural county access. Had to call a number, schedule a ride 3 days in advance, be ready an hour beforehand. It gave me a ride though.

If you want success you can get it. You have to be willing to do something for it though, not make excuses like hes doing.

>>1060120

"friend: As a full time employee I need to work consistently meaning I need my own way of getting there and I also need to provide a valid drivers license
OP: your mom has car right
friend: She does but she needs it
OP: what if you got your license
friend: No bc our hours conflict
friend: I'd need to pay 220 for Insurance on a car if I was on my mom's
OP: did all of the jobs require you to have a vehicle??
friend: All 4 that I applied for yes
friend: And those 4 were the best I could apply for
"

i don't know what else i'm supposed to tell him
just graduated HS, haven't even had my first job yet

>>1060120
This. He needs to lie and bum rides off of friends until he can afford the truck and insurance (or just tge truck if he can dodge cops driving weird routes/times). Shame the economy is full of nearly impossible situations like this but people, espcially management types, are stupid and selfish.

>>1059702
If this isn't a troll post you're an idiot. Shkreli is a moron who drew huge attention to himself while simultaneously defrauding his investors out of millions and spending extravagant amounts of money on a fucking wu tang album. He's not someone to idolize

>>1059919
There are literally 100x Martins in India who do his kind of work in Pharma and other industries.

Poo in the Loo Inc.
Billion dollar idea for an Indian such as yourself
You're welcome.