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Mobile Ad Revenue Thread

> Built this game today
> Would you play it? I would.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.dunamisoft.threehundred
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>>1076734
Clean design judging by screenshots. Too bad my phone is full OP. Shill it to normies on reddit.
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>>1076758

Thanks. And waaahhh!

If you ever have a spare 10MB, feel free to check it out.
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>Two ads while I'm playing.
>Each play is about 3-5 seconds.
This is worse than Jewtube and Zynga combined. One every 3-4 games is reasonable if you're time stretching. This is literally "hit the ad X: the game."

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Any auditors here, how is busy season going so far, it fucking 10 pm here and i won't be done till the crack of dawn.
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>>1076684
You internal or external?
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pretty good honestly, how far in are you
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>>1076689
Public accounting, Big 4
>>1076704
my client is being an ass, so about average

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Should I get some kid to build me a web page so I can turn it into a porn site and reap ad revenue?
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>>1076202
>Ideas from 2005
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>>1076202
I'll do it for you anon. What do you want and how much do you pay?
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>>1076218
You don't think people are still interested in porn?

>>1076220
Fuck off, jagoff

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Hi Biz, I found a money order for someone else. How can I cash it to myself?
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If you try they will put you in prison.
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You don't

Contact the owner if you can and give it back. If not, then take it to the police. If no one claims it within 10 days, then it becomes yours either way.

Always ask yourself how you would feel if the situation was reversed

If you're gonna be a faggot about it and still try to cash it, then make sure that it's not related to drugs or a scam.
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>>1075960

Okay im not a scumbag actually. I just wanted someones attention.

I just had a money ordered mailed to me and Im worried. I have no clue how this shit works and if Ill ever even see the money.

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>Son of 2 working class janitors
>Manage to create first Hedge fund on wallstreet at the age of 17
>Later got Bachelor in business administration
>Donate 1 000 000$ to a school
>Wears hoodies casually in professional settings to show the small amount of fucks he gives
>ex-CEO of pharmaceutical company
>Suspected of insider trading and a ponzi-scheme

What did he do right?
What did he do wrong?
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Right: Be smart
Wrong: Did insider trading and a ponzi scheme
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>>1074310
Poor working class parents. The establishment don't want Albanian gypsy around. So they framed him.


>This must be the REAL reason. The fact he forged statements of his HF is irrelevant here.
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>>1074310
what ponzi scheme? source for that?

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Is Reddit right?

Would reading The Intelligent Investor as a finance noob be a waste of time?
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>>1071457

The problem here is that it's reddit- these guys are overgrown children.

Learning is always good. Everything you can learn in the classroom, you can teach yourself.

And then when it's time for class? If you already know everything, you'll get an A+

These guys are stupid, children, they need a professor to hold their hand and baby them
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Reddit is right, but for the wrong reasons.

If you can't read basic financial statements (balance sheet, income statement, cash flow), you'll be lost when you come to basic terms in the book.
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>>1071457
The advice they're giving him is poor, but they're right in that you shouldn't read The Intelligent Investor if you don't understand the industry and are not interested in it.

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Any teachers here? Thinking about a career change and need advice
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>>1070023

I'm a professor at Harvard Uni,

The only option that guarantees you a job is our new DickoSuckuMous courses. Don't worry, we have online classes too.

Need help signing up? I can be your personal trainer.
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>>1070026
Huh...ok
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>>1070023

considering teaching as well (chemistry). lurking.

Also is that Zac Efron in the stock photo?

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Sucking dick is the most monetizeable skill in history

Look up any successfull businessman in finance, his story will look like this:

>suck a few thousand dicks to get people to invest in your firm
>invest in indexes of countries with economic hegemony
>wait 20years
>be worshipped as a wise saint of virtue, speak at middle schools

Even mesopotamia, the firt civilization to use soldiers around 5.5k bc, had mothers suck their sons dicks to give them confidence.

Dick sucking isnt a meme, its the energy of life and ts all around us
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>>1076654
tfw someone saves your pictures, feelsgoodman
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>>1076654
>Even mesopotamia, the firt civilization to use soldiers around 5.5k bc, had mothers suck their sons dicks to give them confidence.
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>>1076660
Ive seen you post that one too.

Truth is there are 25 monthly liurkers ere, and the majority of our community is a senteint ai botnet hivemind that shills cryptocurrency.

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Are securities taxed extra hard just because poor people were jealous?
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>>1076586
yes

Jealousy is a terrible thing senpai
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>>1076586
Are you in the UK or something?
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>>1076586
What securities are taxed extra hard?

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Hey guys,

Where can I find financials (specifically including R&D) for Under Armour?

I'm having a hard time tracking down a number as it doesnt appear on Google Finance or other similar websites.

Can I find there annual financial report somewhere?

thanks
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Let me know what you find.
All the youth sports teams in my area have switched from Nike to UA. It's the future.
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>>1076587
Thats that I am thinking, Nikes got some work to do so it seems
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Did you look through their website or the Sec website?

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Let's laugh at how dumb are first job applications are.

>pic related
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>>1076512
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I spent about 7 hours making mine in LaTeX and deciding the font was too small and then started it again with another template as a base. Still haven't finished.
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>>1076537
You haven't had a job even retail or fast-food?

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>IT consultancy
>need to communicate complex technical idea to outsourced Indian dev team
>boss says we should have a skype conversation
>I'm aware that they have heavy accents and are hard to understand, communicate this to him
>"yes, but you can't communicate complex ideas over just text"

WHAT THE FUCK

I'm fairly sure that text is the #1 medium to date for communicating long and complex technical ideas.
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>>1076367
You're wrong he's correct go blog somewhere else
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>>1076538
>'you're wrong'
Compelling argument
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Do it. Try the shit out of it. Keep some kind of record if you have to keep repeating/reprashing yourself and vice versa when listening to them. Record the video if you feel like itd make a point.

Keep trying, and keep logging. If you can prove your method is effective, make record of it.

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I watched some videos on YouTube about how easy 1-minute (or binary options) trading is
it's basically
>call when the line peak bottom
>put when the line peak top

so I decided to give it a try
and have been practicing for a few days on a demo account

made about 100 bets
and I get about 55 % wins, which feels like a roulette

profit is about 80% and lose is 100% so I lose money in the end

is 1-minute a scam or is there a idiot proof strategy to beat it?
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>>1076318
>claims to be a get rich quick scheme
>end up losing more than winning
>still needs to know if it's a scam or not
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I played poker online a while ago and made some money there
after cash out I got like 1 grand left

I wanted to move the money and play around with it in stocks
problem is I don't have the knowledge to go into classic stocks, forex, futures etc.
so the 1-min trading looks interesting to me

I tried to bet with the trend and against the trend
but the line is too random and betting on peaks just don't works
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>>1076330

what I noticed about the YouTube videos is the name is like "700 $ in 10 min!!!" which sound like bullshit

and they do only 2 or 3 bets and then end the video while saying how easy it was

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>tfw no money to buy the oil dip
>tfw considerung taking out a loan and buying 500 dollars of gas at its current price
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>>1076240
I can't tell if this is bait
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Don't buy actual fuel you fuck tard.
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>>1076273
But its gonna rise at least 50% in vale, thats more than a 15% interst.

How do you find a mentor?
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knock on the biggest house in your town and ask if they inherited their wealth. If they say, "yes," ask if they like blowjobs. If they say, "no," tell them you'll work for them endlessly if they teach you how to become wealthy (including blowjobs if necessary).
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>>1076035
I live in
LONDON
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I knocked and the queen answered but she said she wasn't interested
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By networking

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