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Oh god this shit again.

When will this die?

I used to do this back in 2011. It didn't work then and it doesn't work now.

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>>1076359

>>1076368
Yeah, I too made around $300 over the course of a year.

BAKA this is such a waste of time.

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I don't think I'm cut out for this Robinhood thing

First for GIG

>>1076091
Just stop memeing

Start buying and selling shit.

First commit to save up like $15 - 20k. That will be your emergency fund. Put it in a savings account and forget about it. Then, even if you lose your job or have a medical emergency you'll be fine and not have to sell anything.

Next, read mrmoneymustache.com - he teaches how to save up enough to retire early, like in your 30s.

Buy high.
Sell low.

I'm an apprentice tradesman in Alberta. Went to arts school for the wrong reasons and had to move on. Worked retail for a while until I figured out how the world works somewhat. Had a dysfunctional abusive childhood.

Success is so relative in an easy credit environment. I make a decent wage and don't carry debt. Looking to start investing but my currency sucks and markets appear bearish

I'm a technical test analyst in Melbourne, Australia. I studied a BSc (Astrophysics), worked a desktop support job for a year or two part time while teaching myself development. I eventually decided I wanted to get into dev, saw an opportunity in testing (which often leads to development) and jumped on it.

I consider myself reasonably successful since my promotion recently. I'm warning $80k while some of my friends from uni are still working part time or unemployed. I've also got travel opportunities in my work and I've always wanted that.

I'm basically a NEET, depressed unemployed university dropout taking one class at a local community college. Still living in the dysfunctional household I grew up in. Most of my friends from high school are either dead or addicted to heroin, close relative killed himself a year ago on my birthday.

Don't care anymore about becoming successful by anyone's standards but my own. All I want is to finish school and make enough money to buy a modest home, live a modest life with what peace of mind I have left.

Hustler

playboy

The Economist.

how could this go wrong?
position entry

>>1077246
rather crude approach to risk management... that aside - how could this go wrong? Very easily if you've got no edge....

It doesn't matter how you structure your bets if there is no edge in the first place... you're basically playing roulette and playing roulette risking 2% of your stack each time can just as easily see you go bust

get a quantifiable edge, then forget about arbitrary wagers - look at half Kelly instead

Fees would destroy you

You won't get paid much unless you are really popular.
>artificially generate unique clicks
Google will see straight through your bullshit.

>>1078534
>record DJ mixes of popular songs
>upload to youtube
>get hits because people are searching for popular songs
>jewtube shekels ftw

>>1078544
just use hitleap (if they still exist)

None of that really means shit.

Even if you were to turn to crime, it wouldn't really help you. Maybe it would if you decided to become a transient serial killer...and by that I mean a deranged killer, killing for it's own sake. A hitman would even require you to have a solid identity, then one or more false ones.

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If I got a haircut and a shave, walked into a bank, smeared my fingerprints on the walls, screamed at the teller that my name was Hillary Clinton and posed for the security camera -- assuming I got away initially -- there would be nothing for them to go on.

Also, assuming I wanted a fake ID, I could easily obtain one from any DMV in the country with nothing more than a fake birth certificate, and build an entire "legitimate" legal life on it.

There are many other scenarios, but like I said, not interested in being a criminal.

>>1078431

Yeah, my fingerprints aren't in a database because I simply have not went to jail before. All that other shit that you think makes you "a ghost" wouldn't be any different than me in this case.

Pay taxes you scumbag.

bumping...

Guessing you killed yourself, because the room is empty.

Bump. Is empty now, but it doesn't have to be.

bump, well /biz/?

I would expect nothing from my children. I would feel inadequate accepting money from them unless it's a nominal amount and they're billionaires.

>>1076506
But what are your parents? Do you help them out or what?

You should have been posting on /findajobformebecauseimafuckingloser/

>>1075908
It's not /biz/'s fault that you're a loser. Most of the finance majors in my year got jobs out of college.

I dual majored in Math and Econ. Graduated cum laude. I work part time minimum wage. Get a fucking job and stop bitching about how it's all 4chan's fault that you're a fuckup.

Get a job and take some responsibility. The job market is hard for skilled jobs right now. Work hard, pay off any loans, and keep looking for better jobs. This is the only way to come out on top when the jobs come back.

They certainly won't be handing out the next biggest best jobs to people who sat on their ass blaming others about how they didn't find work.

shut up. I graduated with a BS in engineering last May and I work at a bank

stop being a faggot

F

>>1078361
Well what do you do exactly?

That doesn't make much cents to me.

>>1077235

The one where you play in the NBA

More info about you.
Family situation etc

>>1077236

Pretty much this. Although, it depends on what you mean by middle class. If you want to be part of the 1% in the US, then good luck, it's not happening. However, if you want to be in the top 25% (in wages, let's say) and you consider that being out of the middle class. Then it can be achieved using any of the three ways that you mentioned, but it means working day in and day out until you make it.

lol even normies ruin the corporate environment

>>1073891
>female
>"power traits"
Everyone can probably tell it's an act you've learned to put on from carefully studying tips for careerist cunts in some shit magazine. Please kill yourself.

>>1073903
Actually I come from /fit/, you'd be amazed how discipline to exercise and eat healthy can transform the rest of your life and give you confidence that clearly is beyond your comprehension.

The hostility you just demonstrated is exactly what I am talking about in OP, and it usually comes from men who were raised in muslim families with their values and understanding of women.

>the ceo directly controls the share price

Come on biz, this is bad even by your own standard

>>1076935
>Female Peons are awful
>Female Managers are awful
>Female Directors are awful
>Female VP's are awful
>Female SVP's are awful
>Female CEO's are ???

beats me lol.

Meyer is Yahoo Carly Finorina. The only good female business exec I've heard in SV is Sheryl Sandberg. She is the reason why facebook keeps it shit together. Zuckerberg can't run the company. Also there are a few tech companies that want to buy Yahoo. I believe Alphabet might come in buy them out. They have an infrastructure in place for streaming and a giant fucking ad space that connects with hundreds of millions worldwide.