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You can fingerbang yourself with it, slut.

>>1268086
Can one fingerbang with a pencil, anon? Truly?

>>1268082
your gonna need it to write down my number ;)

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>>1268015
...Ok?

>>1268021
I love how you can order something then cancel it and have it cost nothing. Maybe etrade td and st are the same but im a noobasaurus

>>1268015
>open etrade account
>put in 25K
>get 500 trades for free and $200 for putting money in and can withdraw it at any time

Stay poor.

Both of those careers are not what they used to be, especially law, which is a joke at this point. If all you want is money, stay away from them

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sounds like someone is a minor

>>1267946
Well for one I'm assuming you have exactly zero capital which is obviously a problem; correct me if I'm wrong.

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>>1267815

http://apklausa.lt/f/the-analysis-of-google-adwords-and-google-adsense-technologies-yk65dbn/answers/new.fullpage

yes I use it for 3 months now.
Ask me your answers.

>>1267910

Oh it is just a survey, I personally don't have any questions about it.

However I am a bit curious though how people here are making money off of it.I actually thought the whole point of AdSense was to sell a product. Yet some people here mention they're earning money from it, I also followed a thread a month or two ago of some guy who used it to gain like 2000 Euros every week.

(it wasn't a personal ad to scam people, he just posted a screen shot of his weekly earnings)

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The situation:
>Looking into getting a parrot for companionship
>After a while a Craigslist ad is posted that's a guy in a different state trying to quickly rehome a parrot (Claims he's moving countries and needs a home for him)
>$350 rehoming fee + $100 if he has to be shipped, not a 'too-good-to-be-true' price but rather a pretty typical one from what I've seen
>Talk to the guy, he seems on the up and up
>I get pictures proving existence of said bird
>End up sending a deposit of $150 over Western Union as a deposit (Seemed reasonable, as I had to wait for some supplies to arrive and the bird would need a vet checkup and a ticket to fly)
>Meanwhile I verified several things about him, like found forum posts about mundane things from his e-mail address (all in Greek), checked his address on Google Maps and used street-view to see that the colors of the walls, blinds, and even the chair the bird was perched on were visible through street-view
>Also the town he lived in had ~500 people for what it's worth
>Once everything's ready, I sent the remaining $300 and he said he'd bring the bird to the airport in the morning
>Next morning get an e-mail from a bogus courier service claiming I need to send them $2100 as a "refundable pet insurance fee required by US law" before shipping the bird
>Immediately realize this shit is a straight up scam, especially since live birds can only be shipped through the big airline companies
>Said US law doesn't exist, company's phone number was a Texas area code while they claimed to be based in Minnesota
>Talk with them on the phone and play dumb, they can't even get a decent phone connection to talk but when questioned claimed they had their own airline service (Which is not shown with any FAA registration)
>They send me payment info to wire money through Western Union to someone, who's apartment complex I located again through Google Maps (I understand why people get paranoid about this stuff now)

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>File a fraud report with Western Union, and get a police report number so I can check on the status of what's going on

So, I've already accepted I won't get my money back, but I have a raging justice boner right now because the scammer doesn't realize I'm onto him.

Some additional considerations:
>He knows my name, address, phone number, and e-mail
>I have 3 names and addresses of people involved in this who have or intend to pick up money from Western Union, which means they have a (likely fake) government-issued ID
>Either him or the bogus company is expecting another payment from me through Western Union, and they're unaware that I've caught on as I'm still playing the unaware victim act while leading them around by the nose
>Devilish idea that I could talk to the local PD to see if an officer would like to hang around the place the scammer made the previous pickups and me give him a bogus tracking number
>There is a slight/maybe/probably not chance that the guy is getting played by the courier company as well, but I highly, HIGHLY doubt it

Any other ideas to go about handling this? Going for Lawful Neutral here, I want to make this not worth it for him.

>>1267797

U will never catch him all the info u have is useless and he is laughing at u right now sorry m8

>>1267721
Depends on how your portfolio looks. Do you have a mortgage? Lean towards stocks, you don't need more real estate/RIET exposure.

Personally, I am a short-medium term investors so I'll be just buying the next meme.

Helps that I live with parents and don't have to worry about a mortgage/rent. Might look to buy some cheap properties and rent to nigs but I'll wait for downturn for that.

>>1267721
Stocks. I like green numbers

>>1267721
Stocks are easy to buy and sell, so they don't tie you down like property does, and they can usually have bigger % returns.

Property has risk, of course, but less so than stocks

Major funds go into bigger things like property, while I invest the money I don't need in my checking account to trade stocks

Really, why limit yourself to one? To answer your question, though, I'd say property.

> trans
No way in hell. I wouldn't hire a crazy person

> gay
If they were normal for their gender and did a good job, yeah I'd hire em. No bulldykes and no fairies.

I was on /pol the other day, reading a thread about the transgender bathroom shitstorm, and it dawned on me that I have never even seen a trans person in real life.

Supposedly they only represent .5% of the population. It got me thinking how big of an issue this is over ~1.5-2 million people

As far as hiring gays, you never want to hire or work with over the rainbow flaming gays. They are just horrible people to be around.

Hire well adjusted normal people who can do work without stirring up shit. Other than that who cares what they fuck?

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>>1267666
Nice digits.

I've got a one-way ticket on the Trump train to Winnerville, I just wish there were a linux wallet.

where do i get a trumpcoin wallet

>>1267939
nvm found it. Will I just need a program to mine then? Complete noob to this

>>1267644


We need full disclosure.

What's your stake?

>>1267652
>>1267652
>>1267652

i have a small stake, about 2.5% of my portfolio

>>1267566
You could become a lonni3 dealer

You could get a power washer and do people driveways in sub divisions

Snow cones / hot dog stand

Avoid vending (not enough ROI)

You could also invest that with a house flipper - 5k isnt much but if they need it they need it and most hard money lenders charge an arm and a leg so if you did say 20% return after 6 months youre doing them a favor

>>1267566
It's usually a lot easier to work for a boss than it is to work for the public.

Of course, if Walmart is the only store that will hire you, you'll have to work for both.

My advice is to search for the reason you want to start your own company. If you want to start one because you have a vision of how you want to run a company and the drive for it to succeed, go for it. If you want to start a company because you don't like people telling you what to do, then you're going to fail as a business owner.

>>1267632
what if I want to start a company because I want to be my own boss, and want to get fucking filthy rich?

>>1267462
Finance - you learn a useful hard/soft skill that can't be automated and get to bang hotties in uni.

Comp sci and engineering is a fucking meme unless you wanna be an entrepreneur yourself. And even then, you gotta have startup capital (not as much as for other businesses but still).

>>1267462
>major
Did you even read Kiyosaki?

He specifically says that you should go to colleges with cheap tuition and learn skills you can immediately use, instead of a simple accreditation.

>>1267535
Getting a finance degree is a waste of time unless you're coming out of an ivy league. At least with CS/Engineering you're going to get a job regardless of where you graduate from. But if you want to "escape the rate race" than a 9-5 job is not the way to go.

Learning financial skills is far more useful. Figure out how you want to generate cashflow first (real estate, securities, or businesses) then attend some seminars (yes fucking seminars are where you'll learn this shit the fastest for least investment, sometimes for free if you look closely).

There is tremendous potential to generate passive income on the internet. The internet is basically the "new" real estate. So if you're already interested in CS you might want to go for that. Otherwise stick to real estate or securities (probably the latter if you're a robot). You *will* need capital, hopefully your merit scholarship will allow you save up some money that you can use to invest with, later.

Pick up some books, attend some seminars, i.e invest in yourself before you spend actual money

It depends: What kind of person are you?

You can't succeed with a business degree if you're the stereotypical 4chan autist. Comp Sci, on the other hand, guarantees you'll be doing the same thing for the rest of your life but that you'll also have an upper-middle class lifestyle as well.

>>1267375
Hahahaha

Wageslave problems

>Started my own business 2 years ago, now making over £150k living in london
>mate started business a year ago makes £500k business now worth 30 million
>little wagies stuck in offices while i sip a latte at 2 in the afternoon.
>made over 30k dabbling in crypto currencies in the last 2 months
>live for free at my girlfriends.

Oh deary me wage slaves. Where did it all go so wrong?

>>1267375
>little wagies stuck in offices while i sip a latte at 2 in the afternoon.

You can get those in an office.

It's not too late to beg for a job.

It's a million years too late to get significant ownership

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this might actually work

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>made around $20 in a few days

Ball so hard, motherfuckers tryna find me...

Or, you could sell something worthwhile and make a few thousand a week.

>>1267358
minimal start up costs though

you can get all the same benefits without having to date a fat bitch

>>1266997
>Am I into something here?
You didn't get her weight in gold

It must be great being that guy that dates the obese bitch of the town

This is interesting. I'm a CS student, looking to graduate a year from now. How do I get into this?

>>1266935
what I go out of the presentations was simple, learn it so well that you can make your own coin and find a simple, real world example and try implementing it.

>>1266941
What do you mean by real world example? Implementing a coin that solves some real world problem?