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>>1270598
Pass.

Spend two years telling everyone you know that you're the wolf on wall street.

Then get in line for unemployment

>>1270598
Get exceptional grades. Buy knee pads if you want to do IB.

>>1270486
i got options in vix, qqq, spy, and something else i can't remember right now

>>1270503

Also what's your net liq? What are you P&L for today? What are the share prices? This is what screencaps are for fag.

>>1269710
shorting it now :^)

>>1269737

Was just approved...

Goodluck with that loss.

http://www.fda.gov/NewsEvents/Newsroom/PressAnnouncements/ucm503719.htm

http://www.fda.gov/NewsEvents/Newsroom/PressAnnouncements/ucm503719.htm see you at the moon familia

>>1267521
In 1.5 yrs of investing (TFSA account, non taxes), I'm around 0. Some shit literally went up, the other one went down and it balanced.

I am up on Ethereum though, not even meming about this. Its all a joke at this point.

>>1267544
>A FUCKING LEAF

>>1267521
over 3 months time, Im down 300 dollars on 6k invested

provide something of value

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in depth posters encouraged. roleplaying not

we're here to share legitimate ideas and learn

whatever your idea, I'll go into how to make it fly with email (using it as a genuine supplement to the site) & content marketing

my idea::
>life coaching
unlicensed peer therapy. I've heard that fitness trainers and even financial advisors are basically glorified therapists.

I'm currently ex-neet, getting my life together

there is value in teaching as you learn; helping people a little behind you

for context see:
https://vimeo.com/95680313

I'm going to recruit from places like GoodLookingLoser forums & I'm absolutely willing to do it for ridiculously cheap before releasing the final product of $100/week a member, 10 members a week, 2 groups of 5 with 3 sessions a week

I'm going to give lectures on things like fitness, social media and getting a life

some will be converted to blog posts, others will be dished in out in video form in a weekly newsletter (email marketing).
vimeo unlisted - no one can view without the link

and there are people in the space whom I'm already in contact with, that I might be able to put a podcast together with

>>1264907
I'm better reactionary

I've had 2 threads like this where I tried to give legit advice

pitch an idea or talk about my idea, and I'll get up to bat

>>1264573
My only bad investments have been in relationships.

>>1264783
my sides

>>1264573
Noone on /biz/ ever loses money. It's all happiness and circlejerking here. If your trendy new self help book isn't working it's because you don't believe in yourself. If you invest in a stock and it goes up, it's because you're a genius. If you invest in a stock and it goes down, you're an idiot. It's all definitely scientific and objective and not one big meme.

We're all going to be millionaires because people who aren't, are just dumb and lazy, but we aren't. We know what an ETF is, that must mean we are all very smart.

>>1259411
Making a BLM and Feminist clothing brand and making it popular on Twitter and Tumblr.

>>1259444
That's actually a fucking genius idea
You could shill on tumblr ez

What do you think of op ideas I probably won't be able to carry out?

I think that the website idea could be genius if it focuses on the social network aspect of it

Always, always, buy on high, sell on low -- Donald Trump

>>1257782
Wtf is the guy doing

>>1257782
Christ, it's you again. I respect your tenacity but what do you hope to accomplish here?

>>1273010
OP you have the coolest parents ever

Buy a new family.

>>1273010

>on 4chan
>haz nos idea how to deal with trolls

Nah im not an entitled shit.

I did after my first week and it was only when sitting in rush hour traffic and attending a staff meeting of 1000s of people.

Honestly just motivated me to do better so I can avoid that feeling again. Not to just crawl into a hole.

Screw off NEET

Not if you had future plans. If you don't know what you're doing with your life then it will of course mentally kill you.

Entrepreneurship seems to be the best way for most folks.

There's no easy way.

>>1272923
>3rd year apprentice electrician
>Cant even start my own business because it would be illegal
sucks man

>>1272923

how about becoming an enthusiast blogger/content creator? lots of youtubers earning money this way.

Consult wikipedia.

>>1272910
In the long run, don't even bother. If you are looking past a 5 year timeline, 2/3 of hedge funds are outperformed by index funds like on the S&P 500. They might have a few hot years but eventually whatever trick they use doesn't continue to work, as markets are constantly changing but an index fund literally grows as America grows. you'll get about 2% a year but like I said, its better than 2/3 of hedge funds in the long run.

Try crowdfunding and check out:

https://ufundingportal.com

>>1272848
scammer

>>1272850
this and he was pretty much never right before

Didnt he predict the ongoing oil-crisis?
And the crisis of 08?

I'm up at 6 with Waklert and a pot of coffee, but that's mainly because that's when the hangover hits.

lame thread OP, make it better

That being said:
>always reading a book that will teach me something useful. Then I keep the books for future reference and rereading
>set a financial goal for each week
>try to learn at least one useful new thing per week at work
>sleep in a bit. I find my best work is done within 5 hours of waking up. Getting up at 5 AM and wasting my most productive time twiddling thumbs till everybody else is up seems stupid. Getting up at 7:00 is perfect, since I start losing steam around lunch. Which brings me to...
>KNOW YOURSELF. Everybody's different. Learn what works for you instead of following someone else's script

>>1272833
Good post

>>1272760
psst there is only 5 other people with you on this board.
Your idea would be really boring.

Let me guess, you're one of those "enlightened" etf kiddies?

Why even bother with business if your life goal is to avoid starving? Get some risk.

>>1272763
>op
>me
>you
>cryptoshill
>leftist economist