Sell me this pencil.

You can fingerbang yourself with it, slut.

>>1268086
Can one fingerbang with a pencil, anon? Truly?

>>1268082
your gonna need it to write down my number ;)

>>1268082
I have here the deed of 20 acres of land in Siberia. The thing about Siberia is, that it's supposed to be packed with rich natural resources. Now, Stacey, I have this offer here especially for you! The prices of land in Siberia is lower than in the US and because it's you, I'll make you a price! How does ten thousand sound? I know you're a good person, so I ask you first before I go to all the other landlords, you know. You're going to have to sign it right now though, I can't keep this on the market long, you understand, right?

>>1268106
>Sib-what, anon wheres that, if theres a starbucks then we can go maybe

You're kinda fat for a chick, maybe I can sell you diet pills instead?

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>>1268112
All you have to do, is sign the deed and it's yours! Once in a lifetime oportunity! Trust me on this one, Stacey. What about eight thousand?

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>>1268082
The fuck do you want a pencil for? pencils are old technology you should get a pen. Look at this pen, it looks nice, it writes nice and best of all you dont need to sharpen it, all you need to do is refill it every few months. So what do you say? Do you want the newest technology to keep up in the work place Or would you rather get left behind in the stone ages?

>>1268082
Well how long have you been in the market to buy a pencil?

>>1268082
Nebative inderes rades :DDDDDDDDDD

buy 871 bencils :DDDDDDDD

>>1268082
sorry that's mine and it's not for sale

so far all of you have failed the oldest interview test in the world. /biz/ is pathetic

>>1268229
They don't understand yet that you don't sell the pencil, you sell the person.

But let them try, it's funny.