Does anyone here know a quick and easy way to make some cash online?
I need 60$ and I need it in my paypal ASAP.
>>1263992
e-pan handling
>>1263992
sucking 60 dicks at $1/dick.
Betterment does loans.
Hey /biz/ just started my summer job as a dishwasher a week ago (I know sucks) in a restaurant in a tourist trap location(Burger and fries is $23 lmao). I'm 21 and in my third year of uni for econ.
The problem is the job is crazy physical and I'm only getting paid $11.25/h CAD (ontario). Job has a high turnover rate as they expect you to do quite a bit, so I'm stuck with a couple lifers that suck that are being paid in the $14-16 range,
Thing is, the restaurant desperately needs me as I'm far and away the best person there (ty based vyvanse) and the place just falls to shit whenever I'm not there and it's busy. They keep hiring new guys and they all leave or get fired within a few days.
How should I go about asking for a raise and how much should I ask for? Should I say I have another job lined up and am willing to walk? Help me /biz/ plz this is my first time.
>>1263958
>extremely high turn over
>thinking about asking for a raise
Let your boss know that your bills are stacking up and that may have an opportunity through a friend for a higher paying landscaping job but would prefer not to leave as you like the restaurant and the way it's being managed. Ask him if there's anything else you can do for the restaurant for a possible pay increase because you're struggling to get by.
>>1264002
Also just read that you started working there a week ago. This probably won't work then. In order to get a raise as a dishwasher you'll have to learn a new skill fast or work there for at least a month before anyone could consider giving their dishwasher a raise.
I want to get a few hundred grand as fast as possible (preferably in 5 years) so I can quit jobs and start investing.
Best way to do this?
>>1263893
Get a 6-figure job
Suck 50 000 dicks for 10$ each with speed 10 000 dicks/year.
It's only 28 dicks/day
>>1263893
cook meth
i saw a documentary
How does the free market justify monopolies? They hurt the market and everyone, specially the poor. What can the free market do against the monopoly of power companies (those that supply electricity)?
>>1263883
Black Swan events kill monopolies
>>1263883
Nothing, because the free market is not perfect and regulations are appropriate to curtail some harmful effects of it.
>>1263883
in free market the monopoly won't happen. the moment the monopoly laxes on the service quality the moment a competitor jumps in.
monopolies form when government tampering allows for great market advantage or outright legislative monopole markets.
ASAP. had accident.
I asked in /g/, they sent me here for some reason
I recently been out of work. I need to find a new gig. I'm doing a complete career change. what's the best bang for my buck in terms of time investment and pay rate.
I need a new career path, and soon.
I want to get into tech. good idea? what certs would get me about 80k at least, within the year. if not tech, what industry you suggest?
>>1263844
what you want to do is get yourself some good kneepads. thank me later
knee pads.
>>1263844
Freelance on Upwork
OR
Sell stuff on Amazon
I'm thinking of transferring from uni to a trade program. What is the best trade salary wise? Or is the whole trade thing a meme?
if you ask the internet, every career is a meme
>>1263807
>just choosing things based on what 4chan says will earn you the most
You're destined to go far kid, I really see it. You'll be a bazillionaire in no time, kid.
>>1263807
Well what do you have an interest in anon?
>inb4 I have an interest in making lots of money
No seriously, what are you interested in doing for the rest of your life? Why not find a way to make money doing that?
WHO GOT ON THIS MONEY MAKER TODAY? SO FAR UP 120%!
$XGTI
I HOPE YOU RODE THE ROCKET
IVE BEEN TELLING YOU KIDS TO BUY!
this is the new MGT
ER coming after hours and they recently had a merger. probably will spike to .50s.
>he didnt buy xgti
ITT: we share not so ethical ways to become successful
>no university eduction
>apply for administrative job at university
>work there for about six months
>get to work at degree administration
>add self to system saying I graduated five years ago
>quit administrative job
>call university
>"lost my degree"
>mfw university degree in 6 months
>>1263661
if you can get hired by the uni, then how about attending it for free. lazy fuck.
>>1263661
>no university eduction
>apply for administrative job at university
>work there for about six years
>get to work at degree administration
>add people who pay you $5000 each to system saying they graduated a few years ago
>They can't point out who did it beyond a reasonable doubt because there's so many university administration staff
>Those people just call university and say they lost degree
>They all get fake degrees with 4.0GPAs in whatever major they want
>mfw $100,000/month
Shit senpai, if true then color me impressed
Heres my ones:
>Be politics
>be Church
>be le exploitatum greedo capitalist meanie beanie
>Be male
Biz I have roughly ten days to get an extra 200 bucks. I need to make rent and power bill. What can I do? I'm a full time engineer but student loans kill my monthly income.
sell some of your stuff
walk your neighbour's dog
buy electronics in bulk and sell on ebay
Put a couple ads on craigslist to "repair" computers.
$50 for diagnostics and repair, extra for parts.
get a credit card, buy a simonmall gift card or visa gift card, set pin, use gift card to buy money order @ walmart
get a payday loan
>>1263591
do not get a payday loan, OP
you will get buttrammed so hard by the interest rate, it is not even close to being worthwhile
The economist vs. the Wall Street journal vs. financial times
Which one should I subscribe to? I'm a former subscriber to the economist, but I cancelled my subscription because I thought the material was becoming to socially liberal
what are you looking to get out of it?
theres very little you get from WSJ/FT that you wouldnt be able to get elsewhere if you're just someone trying to stay informed of general financial happenings.
>>1263576
Then, what's the advantage to reading those publications?
WSJ and FT are nothing but SJW opinion pieces about yesterday's news
All three have turned into clickbait too.
There is no helpful advice or insider tips.
You can find plenty of free news sources on the same things that don't cost money
How are people on Marketwatch VSE getting such insane returns? Pic related.
>inb4 HFT
Some of them yes, but not all, like pic related
>>1263518
They can see the future
So no one here has any clue?
>>1264278
They're risky as hell cause none of it matters. Eventually one of those extreme risk extreme reward trades is going to work, a combination of these leads to the ridiculous returns
What kind of businesses have low start-up costs?
>>1263499
How do you define low?
>>1263508
Costs for website host.
>>1263499
>kneepads
>$3
>mouthwash
>$1
Doesn't get much cheaper
Updated/Continuation of Thread
I currently live in Toronto, Canada as a fresh college graduate with my mother downtown and I am debating if I should start my career here or in San Jose, California.
>Money:
The career I am pursuing is a police officer. Cops in Toronto start off at 58k CAD which is 44k USD. Cops in San Jose start off at 84k USD which is 110k CAD.
If I were to join Toronto Police, I would have to stay 6 years to reach 110k CAD when San Jose starts at that salary (84k USD). If I were to stay 6 years in San Jose Police, I would be making 106k USD which is 140k CAD. It seems there is more money to be made in San Jose Police.
>Housing:
After researching, both housing markets are expensive without a doubt. Since I live in a condo in downtown Toronto, I know that the prices are ridiculous for the amount of little space you get. While in San Jose, yes the prices are expensive too but you get more space for your dollar. Plus it would be less expensive if you lived outside of the city in San Jose. I have a friend who is an Electrical Engineer and he wants to move to San Jose, so I might rent with him, keep costs low.
>Other Expenses:
The cost of living in San Jose is a little bit more expensive (27%) than Toronto. But you could argue that I am making more money in San Jose to be able to afford the high expenses. On top of that, you have to account that the Canadian dollar is 0.76 cents to the American Dollar.
>Other Reasons To Move:
Beautiful weather all year round, new experience, saving money, having independence and meet new people.
>Reasons Not To Move:
From what I heard, a lot of immigrants, ghetto areas, gang bangers, Spanish people, shit healthcare compared to Canada, gas prices and high car insurance.
>So it with worth moving for a possible better quality of life? Even California in General? Questions to me.
>>1263482
Do you have dual citizenship?
>>1263489
No but obtaining perm res shouldn't be too hard. Obviously this isn't going to happen tomorrow right.
>>1263482
wouldn't it be safer being a cop in canada, not as many blacks, not as many guns?
O well GOLD memes OVER!!!! time to BUY THE DOLLAR go go!
>>1263460
Rightyo everyone buy into a property stock NOW go go
>>1263460
the US Dollars wiping the floor with all comers!
>>1263460
US dollar smashes the JAP yen
> Wrote some program in my free time. Turns out it's quite popular and 100 people already signed up for the beta release. Decide to sell it over my company. Need an EULA. Prices are eating up a large portion of my profit margin. Generic EULA doesn't seem safe enough. What do?
Going for an EULA generator? Keep the profit margin high but risk a fuckup.
Or going for the lawyer with a custom designed EULA? Kill profit margin but be safe instead of sorry.
Any suggestions?
>>1263451
>EULA
Try the GNUGPL, faggot.
>>1263541
Yeah i also support muh freedoms. But a brother gotta make a living. Thus my software is proprietary. So fuck off and go suck stallmans dick
>>1263607
>Implying you cannot make a living off of free, as in freedom, software.
I hope you lose every penny, you filthy pig.