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How do I buy stocks online?
I want to be like you, /biz/
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"I want to be like you /biz"
You really don't.
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try robinhoods
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>>1324543
It's pretty simple.
You just get a company to put you in touch with other people who are buying and selling.
That will enable you to invest or gamble, at the very least.
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What's the most cost effective form of early advertising for a tiny tiny business, (in home and business tech support). My overhead is covered, but I really don't make enough to be chucking out 1'000's of burgerdollars every month on advertising.
What's the most cost effective bang for buck advertising method(s)?
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Putting up leaflets in stores?
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>>1324587
I've considered it, is there a good service you'd recommend for getting some, somewhat professional looking flyers printed up? I'll look around for some local services but they might not offer as much.
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>>1324606
Go to a uni/collage and get a graphic disginer.
collage kids will ask for less money, just leave a shit leaflet in a collage saying you want a GD.
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I might be looking and opportunity in the eyes, but I can't see how to take advantage from it.
I work in a small business that sells computer parts and the boss have a online store, but he doesn't take care of it and it has potencial to grow. In fact, we he launch the online store it was selling more than the "real" store.
I am thinking about something like "I'll take care of the website, marketing it, keeping it updated and all and I keep 10% from the profits.".
Is this the best approach?
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Also, I have experience in all the things I'll be putting myself in.
First and last self bump.
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Why don't you just sell through Amazon or other market places as well?
10% is low if it actually has potential but I'd understand if that was low just to get him to buy in.
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>>1324515
just steal the customers and make your own site selling the same shit
it's not personal nigga it's just business.
Should I buy a house?
I'm a truck driver and have been doing it for almost 5 years. I've been OTR so I was on the road 24/7 never taking home time. But I just got a dedicated account making more money and I already have $118K in savings. My job allows me to be home on some nights during the week and every weekend. I'm currently just staying with my Dad again.
Is it worth it to invest in a house? I would be required to establish residence within 100 miles of Richmond, VA. Is there any good housing markets in the area?
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I don't see why you would buy a house right now. Stay in hotels when you need to. Just keep saving money until you can retire, then buy a house where you want to retire.
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>>1324372
Do you own your truck?
Why not invest in your "rig" first work for yourself so you make even more "OTR" big buddy
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>>1324372
First I wanted to say I don't know how you do it. I tried Flatbeding for two months before I had to call it quits.
I would only buy a house if you absolutely must. If your only going to be there that infrequently you should try to rent a room or find a cheap apartment.
Houses are not investments, and if this isn't your ideal location I would put off buying.
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Money is good and shit. Waiting for fucking sarcastic 12 year old reaction.
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>>1324348
Monday sucks, fuck you, no sarcasm required
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He said money idiot
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yeah money is dope
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> How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade.
It's also pretty basic software.
> When is it coming to my country?
Probably never. They only have plans on an Australian beta ( https://robinhood.com/au/).
> It's been X days, why isn't my account isn't verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, try emailing their support. They are very good.
> Is this the right place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
No, please go to Stocktwits, Plebbit, or one of our many chat groups.
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
No, that would actually be illegal. Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want to go open a second account with real broker.
Otherwise you should be using Yahoo/Google finance or even Stocktwits for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
> If I have Robinhood do I need to worry about 'Free riding' violations?
No, its not applicable for limited margin accounts (instant), and if you don't have instant, RH won't let you buy with unsettled funds
> Can I use Robinhood on my PC?
Yes, download an android emulator. Setup is extremely easy. http://www.memuplay.com/
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CERU my nigga
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>>>1324247
>So while you work you scan what ( websites?) for Intel about companies?
>How did you know about the new hires list being revealed?
>I shitpost all day too, I'm just trying to make it productive.
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>>1324267
Nice technical analysis
Who do you work for, goldman sachs or jp Morgan?
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mfw I did the math on the new antminer s9
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>>1324086
>implying you had to do any of your own math
https://www.cryptocompare.com/mining/bitmain/antminer-s9-miner/
1300W is a lot of power load; good luck getting that guy on a single power supply.
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>>1324163
moron, seriously you're a fuckin moron and I'm not going to explain to you why
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>>1324163
>implying the last generation wasn't exactly the same power level for a third of the hashing power
>implying you don't use the antminer s7/s9 power supply
>implying that cutting the electricity costs to a third of the previous amount doesn't make sure bitcoin remains profitable after the halving
fuckin moron
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What does /biz/ think of my business idea?
>Reinforce styrafoam so it can be washed then reformed into other things like cups and silverwear all in your home
>call the product "magicraft" ir some catchy name
>after a year or so, after capital explodes from people continuiously buying our shit, we start to lower the quality of the product
>start making it less durable so it breaks down easier and people have to buy more raw material
>dump the remainder if our shitty business on some dirtbag industrial company somewhere in the suburbs of the Philadelphia metropolitan area.
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>>1324073
You know 3d printers exist right?
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>>1324073
>create a successful business
>destroy it
>try to sell it
10/10
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>>1324096
The thing with 3D printers is that they cost too much. Our objective at Log of Shit Financial is to ensure the consumers have a reliable product at a reliable price.
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>2016
>not checking your bills for trips
http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/252423887506
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i honestly sold a palindrome bill and a few error * bills years ago. think they sold for like $3
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is there rare gets in euro bills?
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>>1323960
why did you sell? faulty currency is literally the greatest form of long term investment on this planet
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MFW I put 10k into trumpcoin. 2016-06-20 17:45:52 Post No.1323774
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MFW I put 10k into trumpcoin.
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Now I'm broke...
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>>1323774
its gonna go to the moon, its doing better than ETH
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Don't worry, I lost 5 btc on pepecoin. Atleast it wasn't every penny I had.
Lol
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>>1323774
hold for a few months mate. the calls of $1 may be high, but 20 to 50 cents is achievable with shilling over the summer. meme action will see it get public recognition on the scale of Dogecoin. (lol). don't sell at anything less than 10 times.
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How do I get a nice settlement out of some jew corporation?
I know almost all of them would rather pay out some hush money than fight a regular person in court. If I just hurt myself using some product and then sue can I get paid
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Settlements are often based on lost earnings.
If you're a neet with no dependents then any settlement will be comparatively low. Unless you do permanent damage to yourself.
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>>1323740
I am willing
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>>1323744
I dunno. Take a bath while making toast.
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Cant get a decent job due to DUI, should I retire in my 20's? 2016-06-20 17:18:18 Post No.1323674
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Cant get a decent job due to DUI, should I retire in my 20's?
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Hi,
I have about 420-440k. I got a DUI and now I can not work in the USA (no one will hire me).
Working at McDonalds sounds shitty. Opening a McDonalds sounds risky, and I can not get a job as a tradesman (bad driving record).
Should I just retire to Phillippines for three years and fuck asian girls, come back to USA when my driving record is cleaner?
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>>1323674
>Should I just retire to Phillippines for three years and fuck asian girls, come back to USA when my driving record is cleaner?
Yup, sounds like a pretty good plan.
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>>1323674
Why can't you just work somewhere close and walk or bike there?
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No one will hire me do to misdemeanor on my record.
My driving record is shit now, and I can not pass a background check (misdemeanor!)
Hello everyone! Has Lady Luck smiled upon you today?
I will give $1 USD in bitcoin for anyone who can provide trips (3 digit consecutive numbers in postcount)
Good luck Anons!
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>>1323566
I mean, the first one only
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>>1323566
check my squads, 1 full BTC pl0x.
1Q42SUiTTXFzbkjRBYHbhX3LJQvHHrFNqC
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>>1323566
I don't need your money you scum
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>mfw can't wait to visit /biz/ when the next global economic crisis happens
call me a faggot, but i literally get goosebumps thinking about it.
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>>1323528
I'm excited too.
Can't wait to buy the s&p on the low low
excited for 150% gains in a year
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good thing we won't have to wait long
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>>1323528
jokes on you, my country is already in its biggest economic crisis
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Why the fuck does White Collar crime have such low penalties while being by far the most lucrative?
>Sell drugs
>Get like 5 years because of mandatory sentencing minimums
>Rob a gas station/bank with a weapon
>Literally 10 years in prison for stealing $1000-3000 AT MOST
>Commit financial crimes and steal $10million+
>Maybe 3-5 years if you even get caught and you get into a comfy minimum security prison where you read books all day and probably get out in half the time for good behavior
Even incredibly low-tier and risky shit like carding makes insane amounts of money and is MUCH safer than just about any other crime. Why is this?
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Because the people most likely to do massive white collar crime are the same people that move in the same circles as the law makers and the upper echelons of society.
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>>1323372
not killing anyone or being arrested with weapons generally helps
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>>1323372
I'm guessing the people who embezzle don't have to pistol whip their victims and make them shit themselves.