How do I buy stocks online? I want to be like you, /biz/

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"I want to be like you /biz"

You really don't.

try robinhoods

>>1324543
It's pretty simple.
You just get a company to put you in touch with other people who are buying and selling.
That will enable you to invest or gamble, at the very least.

I bought my first stocks (KO) this morning through my bank while taking a shit. Your bank may offer a similar service, if not, try robinhood

>>1324608
Taking a shit on what? Learn to fuckin speak english moron.

There are dozens of brokerages out there.

Nearly every bank offers its own brokerage too.

There is always robinhood was well if you live in the US.


>>1324619
He probably meant he was taking a literal shit and through the mobile app offered by his bank bought KO stock

>>1324619
Hey retard, quit correcting people when you can't construct a sentence properly.

>>1324628
Why don't you learn how to take a shit, moron.

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>>1324641
I know how to take a shit. You're the dipshit asking for clarity on the statement.

Fuck you.

>>1324543
Do you still want to be a /biz/raeli after witnessing this exchange?
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>>1324608
I dont think you want to be like these faggots, OP

>>1324645
If you knew "how" to take a "shit" you wouldn't be a dipshit.

I know how to take a shit. You're the dipshit asking for clarity on the statement.

Fuck you, moron.

>>1324657
this is a good bait

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>>1324657
this is why no one new can make gains around here

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MY SIDES ARE GONE