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The /biz/ness associate can barely afford to eat ramen noodles. They are not gonna have enough buying power to cover the commissions of AH/PM trading. Not to mention the free market force will bring the price right back to market value upon opening bell.

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i've looked at some penny stocks. i could buy the 20 day avg DAILY volume in a single minute. you won't catch me gambling like that though.

realistically, you'd need at least several people like me with a game plan. even better, you start using supports and resistances as buy and sell points. people will be amazed that this stock behaves exactly as predicted. and just then the price crashes as we all sell for profit.

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>>1327622
>using supports and resistances as buy and sell points
This is pretty much where I was going with it. I mean, if a few people just stayed the course, I believe we could make some meme magic; but orchestrating that successfully? I'm not sure how disciplined / reliable everyone is.

I think it would be pretty cool if we just tried it on at least once. After the Brexit would probably be ideal... or maybe during? I'm just not sure.

he knows the books of both better than anyone. he's not stupid.

>>1327563
Like many good business men he has a too big of an ego to fail => he is saving solar cities ass

>>1327696

by which you mean he knows that solar city will fail if he doesn't bury it in tesla, a money burning venture that makes amtrak look wildly successful.

and if solar city fails, he looks like a tard and people would stop buying his ugly cars.

I watch porn like that.... Feels good mane.

>>1327532
at that point its a meme no way hes actually doing anything with half of those monitors.

>>1327532
day trading mostly

if they sell 10k plus shares at a time for mere pennies of an increase on the stock they can net around $10-$50 per trade


doesnt seem like much, but then do it like a thousand more times a day and you are day trading


No one here day trades so dont ask. Mostly its a job in and of itself. You work for someone else

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A lot of companies offer to teach you the secrets of real estate investing for cold hard cash. The secrets of those classes are as follows:

1) Before letting the marks into the classroom, hide some of the chairs. Not having enough chairs for all the marks makes it look like there is a lot of demand for this class, thus giving the impression that it's more valuable than it really is.

2) Always set the temperature uncomfortably low. If the trainee investors are shivering madly, their judgement will be impaired. (As a bonus, you can tell who the cops and reporters are because they'll be the ones who thought to bring comfy sweaters)

3) This particular seminar doesn't have enough time to impart more than the barest outline of the knowledge your instructor accumulated in their centuries of savvy investing. However, those investors who know that you have to spend money to make money can gain much better training from the advanced course.

Repeat until the mark runs out of money.

(The final secret is, of course, that selling get-rich-quick scams pays better than investing does, at least until the coppers catch up to you.)

I'll have the actual USEFUL secrets in the next post, for only $99.95

>>1327469
Why are upper class women (usually in their late 40s+) so insanely grouchy all the time?

>>1327565
Idk but I'm assuming because they're ugly and tired of their beta cuck provider and wish they were attractive and back on the cock carousel. I hate them so god damn much tho.

>>1327229
ETH has been riding on BTCs coat tails for the past month.

>>1327229
you ethcucks ae literally delusional

it made a small rally, look at the days graph and tell me again how its back

you realize that when things go down they have small rallies and go down harder yes?

they are going to make you lose more money poor fools

>>1327345

>20% rally
>everyone is still short

KEK. most people shorted BELOW .02 BTC and are nervous af right now. We will see if whales let the price dip, or if they turn shorters into fodder for the moon cannon.

I'm going to punch a wall what the fuck

>>1327207
stocktwits said some guy sold 84 shares at 1.35

>$1.52
Yes. Hard.

>No student debt.
>Decent income out of HS.
>Lots of job opportunities.
>Low pay ceiling, but skills are easier to transition to self-employment or starting your own business.

Pick up a trade at 18, work your ass off with a decent income until you're 25, start a business. The smart people in trades do it and they end up making a lot more than degree holders. This is coming from a 9-5 officefag with a degree and no student debt. The trade meme is real.

>>1327199
trade is filled with trailer trash whites and mexicans

>>1327199

I am 21 and make 93k a year and have better benefits then most employees at large corporations, no student debt, will be able to retire in 20 years. If I go to 25 then I also get medical for life covered by the union. I live a better life at 21 then most graduates with a bachelor's degree. I also made another 30K doing side jobs off the books and paid no taxes on it. All cash! Sure I can't do that until I retire but in another year I can buy a duplex with no mortgage.

>>1327167
buy high sell low

>>1327168
wouldn't that decrease my profits?

>>1327181
there's only one way to find out

try r9k

Good definition. One thing to keep in mind is to stay single. It won't work if you get married as your "spending needs" will grow with your means, always staying one step ahead of your income.

I don't want anything big

I want to be able to eat whatever whenever without starving to save and to be able to live freely without working

I don't need a huge house or overly expensive things or trips. Maybe enough for stable drug habit of my choosing, nothing too pricey or addicting but just like dxm or something

Of course I think my desire for these simplicities holds me back and gives a little light on how I'm really no where on track to making it yet

>>1327080

Will the chairman of SCTY accept the offer of TSLA's ceo?

Now he just needs to merge it with SpaceX and complete the triumvirate of companies that will comprise the Musk Empire, the first multi-planetary corporation in human history.

>>1327085
whatever happens RIP Tesla shareholders.

check it out if you havent already

>talent agent

Literally a leech. Hopefully you haven't paid her a dime

>>1327093
I paid her a one time fee of $60 and agreed that she gets 15% of what I make after. Which actually has paid off as she used some connections to get me a professionally made demo for free. So she did that right at least.

>>1327072
How good are you at negotiating contracts and selling yourself?
Like a real estate agent they profit off your ignorance, laziness and lack of time/resources/professionalism.
Some are just buddies with producers, and have a good farm to pull from when the producer asks for something specific.

>>1327038
trader here, i got start-up capital from wageslaving

Buy knee pads, lube and mouthwash. You can easily make $20 a day sucking 4 cocks for $5 a pop, 2 hours preparation for each of the the 4 cocks could fill the 8 hours which would make this to a long term career. With hard ethic and strong will you could be making $40 a day sucking 4 cocks at $10 a pop in 2 years. And if you decide to follow the career ladder up to the top you could doing anal at $7 per guy. The opportunities are endless within this industry.

>>1327062

That's pretty original. Kys

I don't think it's likely to happen, but if it does, get your eyes peeled for cheap British manufacturing SMEs.

>>1326986
whether it happens or not there is going to be a huge move either direction.

the best course of action is to simply follow the trend once it begins to form. the referendum will take a long period of time and all through the day there will be updates of out vs in.

you can trade forex, or futures.

>>1326981
Don't flip coins on binaries.

same thing here did; invest it. it matters where in the world you are going, but foreign markets are just as lucrative.

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>>1326950
government bonds if the country you are going to is over B grade by the Fitch or another investment grading agency, if not go for Funds.

>>1326956
as he said, you can always go for foreign trading, but it's more expensive

also educate yourself and then diversify based on your knowledge

>>1326950
get a job so you aren't just eating your inheritance and spending it on useless trinkets.

>OP is an 18 year old teenager who thinks $1k is enough to invest in anything

>>1326878
Today or five years ago?

Five years ago i would go with netflix or the brazillian startup Nubank.

Today i would probably buy groceries and sell some home made candy in front of universities, because 1000 wouldn't give me shit in stocks and startups are multiplying without really offering much

Waiting on the shills to say some sort of crypto coin