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/biz/ summed up in one thread 2016-08-02 17:03:46 Post No.1418622
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/biz/ summed up in one thread
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2016-08-02 17:03:46
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>C-can I make money from home?
Sure you can anon, there are plenty of jobs and gigs that you can do online on your own schedule.
>I-I don't want to work. Can't I just invest?
Well yes, if you have a principle to start with, sure.
>Cool, I'm going to make a living off of this petty amount of cash!
Well... no. You need more to start with.
>Man, that blows! You have to start rich or wear kneepads in this world man!
While it is a valid complaint that the born rich don't have to work, plenty of people work for a time then live on their investments.
>How do I land a good job?
Well, you either need a degree, to join the military, or to enter some sort of trade.
>Loooool a degree, I'm sure that [Highly specific gender/cultural/ethnic] studies will get you places loooool
While not particularly impressive or relevant in skillset, people with those degrees qualify for more and better jobs than you do by virtue of that sheep skin.
>I don't want to join the military
It's not for everyone.
>Trade sounds awesome, instant bucks! Take that college-cucks!
Actually an apprentice starts out at about 60% of what a journeyman makes and has to work for four years to get to that level. So you're sinking in 4 years no matter what.
>I-I'll just trade crypto! We'll go to the moon!
Actually the high volatility of crypto is what keeps most merchants from adopting it as a payment method. The big money was made by early adopters who saw the bubble coming when it was around $5.
>Why the fuck do I have to socialize to make money?
Because society is social and humans are a social animal. If mental illness is a problem there are therapists, and if you lack social skills eventually you can get on top of that learning curve if you practice.
>F-fucking boomers ruined it all.
They fucked up a lot of shit, but there is still plenty of opportunity.
>I'll sell out my ethics and make it to the top with the power of eeevil!
Great. Have fun with that.
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>>1418622
Pretty good, but you didn't include anything about how John Bogle, Robin Hood, and day trading are God or the Devil.
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>>1418622
You cant fix stupid.
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>>1418622
That'll be 5 bucks baby! You want fries with that!?
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How do I get into the marijuana industry?
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smoke weed erryday
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If you have to ask /biz/, then you're not cut out for it.
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>>1418626
Bullshit! Just looking for some perspective here
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I earn 16k per year but I'm saving the majority of it each month, can I make it? I'm predicting to have 5k saved by the end of the year.
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>>1418586
depends
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what do you see as making it?
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>>1418595
100k apartment paid off
15k car
Money leftover to travel
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Great updates, we actually are making progress! Great job devs!
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Any news/rumors about being added to new exchanges?
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>>1418434
I think there will be news about it this week
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>save up $10,000
>put down deposit on house
>immediately rent out to college students
>collect $2,000 a month in rent
>mortgage pays for itself + over $1000 profit per month
>wait a year
>saved another $10,000
>repeat
>after 8 years you're earning $100,000 for doing absolutely nothing
Why doesn't everyone do this?
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>>1417982
Nice, have you done this yourself already OP or just speculating?
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Your numbers are a bit better than could be expexted in reality. For starters you have to pay property tax, insurance, you won't have renters during the spring and summer.
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>>1417982
This >>1417993 and your mortgage and everything else will eat up nearly everything you'd make from rent revenue. Additionally, banks don't often lend for rentals and if you do manage to get a lender willing to participate, you're looking at 30-40% down minimum required. Owner-occupied properties are treated differently.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BTC IN FREEFALL GUYS?????
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:' ( all is lost
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>>1417733
I just lost $8.4 million...........fuck
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>>1417733
Good thing I sold this morning. I knew I should listen to my intuition. Str8 dodged a bullet on that one. Condolences to those who didnt get out in time.
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Suppose you wanted to loan people small amounts of money (~$100-$150) over a relatively short period of time (say, 2-3 months).
You don't have legal leverage of any sort.
What would you take from the borrower as collateral?
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This is called a pawn shop.
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>>1417724
Their prosthetic limb. I only lend to paraplegics.
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>>1417724
>>1417730
Note that these are relatively poor people who can't afford to hand over their valuables in case they default. If I took tons of their physical assets, it would be a hassle to get my money back (I also can't trust that I'll get fair valuations from pawn shops). Also, these borrowers would probably try to give me trash assets that depreciate in value, like clothes.
5 dollars in BTC to whoever has the most intelligent collateral scheme.
I've already considered:
>amassing tons of physical assets (but this would be hard to liquidate)
>social leverage (but this is useless when it comes to people with no shame)
>nudes (but many people wouldn't mind having their nudes distributed in exchange for a 100 bucks)
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Low tier real estate investing 2016-08-02 03:13:17 Post No.1417642
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Low tier real estate investing
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2016-08-02 03:13:17
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Live in shitbox house. House next store goes up for sale after being derelict for years. Would love to buy it and run it as a rental. Have no capital. Ask all around. Can't find anyone who knows anyone who does this for a job. Is there not serious added value to having me as a effectively live-in super? Live in central Maryland. Where do I find someone to invest as this level?
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>Where do I find someone to invest as this level?
if they wanted to be a landlord, why the fuck would they need you?
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>>1417642
Owner ocupied fha loan with 5% down.
You can roll 5k in repair expenses into the loan.
Fix it up. Live in it for a year. Save money from work.
Rent it out ay end of year
Use money you have saved to buy another OwnOcu shit box and repeat.
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>>1417646
Cause I'm a warm body who will work for nothing to clean up the lot as it was lived in by who filled it with trash. Call me anytime with a problem with the renter, and I will respond. Did you miss the "live-in super" bit?
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Would you ever trust a woman as a business partner?
How do you effectively manage female employees?
Also, would you ever do business with a woman you were romantically interested in?
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no
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>>1417628
>How do you effectively manage female employees?
by having sex with them in the storage room at work
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>>1417628
Absolutely fucking not I can't even believe someone on this board would even ask this question
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dollar collapse when?
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2018-2024 most likely
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>>1417478
Around election times or the end of the summer. Latest it could be is 2017, so many happenings going on.
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not within your lifetime, if ever
>start a new job
>the normalfags that work there need to know every single detail of my personal life
every single time
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>>1417270
>Not being a normalfag
Shouldn't have left ur containment basement m8
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>Hey, that anon guy seems kind of anti-social
>Let's make an effort to get to know him and include him
>Hey there guy, how are you today? What's shakin?
>*fumes inwardly*
>comes home to complain on 4chan
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>>1417272
Tell me about it.
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Anybody grew up with good friends from childhood, college, or any time... but you have grown apart due to your different levels of success and ambition in life?
I have found the more successful and ambitious in life I've become, the more a few friends start to ignore me or just don't stay in touch. Those are the friends that work at retail, or blue collar, don't have kids yet, (we're all in our 30's)
I've always been a "career" person... driving non stop and looking for the next goal to achieve.
Maybe somebody like me is "obnoxious" or intimidating to others who are not as ambitious? It's hard as hell trying to find new friends when you're 35.
Anybody else have experiences with mid life "friends" transitions?
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You sound like an autist
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I once had a friend who got so angry at me after cornering a certain market that he used to specialize in.
I took all his clients from the Truck Stop he used to do business deals in. He never spoke to me again...
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Yeah same here , but it's their choice to follow you on the path of success just brush it off. New opportunities present new friends with better mind sets.
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Let's talk about evil ways to make money.
>Infect several computers with adware thats open random pages on your computer.
>get a lot of money in affiliates
>buy alibaba express designed shit
>sells like fancy shit for rich dumb women
>sell credit for people who cant pay
>overcharge until they die
>open an snack bar
>sell cheap food and overcharge the drinks
>send some fake payment slip for companies, charging for online services
> do nothing and get money
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>>1415898
>>Infect several computers with adware thats open random pages on your computer.
>>get a lot of money in affiliates [commissions]
This will not work. The aff comps will see a bunch of junk traffic to your account. A better way of profiting from the affiliate world is releasing a constant stream of shitty mobile games with ppc ads positioned for misclicks. Performance marketers will blacklist your games unique id when they realize it isn't profitable, but you can still make some profit from their testing budgets.
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>>1415898
>send some fake payment slip for companies, charging for online services
>do nothing and get money
Go on...
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>>1415898
What are some 'designed shit' examples?
Don't even think it's that evil some people are just retarded
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Is Opening A Bubble Tea Shop A Good Idea? 2016-08-01 05:41:36 Post No.1415580
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Is Opening A Bubble Tea Shop A Good Idea?
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Although bubble tea isn't really popular in America YET, its popularity is growing rapidly. I was thinking that I could capitalize on this since since the competitions low. Do you guys think starting a bubble tea shop would be profitable?
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What makes you think it is growing rapidly? Why doesn't Starbucks sell it?
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Start in a city with a large Asian population and wait for it to catch on. It's coming on locally, but Murricans are only just learning how awesome tea is, much less bubble tea.
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They're into tea. Look up teavana.
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>>1415580
why not start with something requiring far less capital... like a kiosk, or a food truck. opening a store would take lots of money.
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Money making idea:
1:Go to a 2/4 table of nlhe poker or higher, enter with largest stack
2:Be a nit
3:Have 7-8 friends that join the table, when you have hole cards in top 2% give a signal for them to go all in, call it.
4: repeat, and you should have a stack 5-8 times as big as others
5: play TAG and clean up for hours
Obviously more detail can be added, some tables allow you to buy-in half largest stack, it could be considered colluding but really hard to prove..
Other than that I think it could work.
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>>1411981
>"I have friends who would give me free money"
Why dont you just go beg them for money?
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>>1412002
Didn't think I'd have to explain that.. you give them your money to come to the table, then they give the chips to you... get it now?
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>>1411981
>be a nit
You'll get folds all around anytime you play a hand.
>nine handed table
>have eight friends including yourself
>have them literally dump money to you on a card game instead of just literally giving you money
>keep playing TAG
>>1412008
This is extremely fucking stupid, you should just play slots and lose all your money.