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>>2642336
I'd hit it

>>2642336
>The Woman of a 1000 Fat Folds
okay I lol'd

>>2642336
Women shouldn't have muscle definition

>>2642330
In a decade when it'd be irrelevant

>>2642330
When the person with the final say-so isn't in their 70s.

Isn't that what nearly everyone on NXT is?

not really, most of that stuff is propaganda.

There's a lot of money in making people believe that dying in the desert is a noble pursuit.

>>2642245
Speak for yourself cuck. If you don't think every single soldier deserves your gratitude you should be in prison.

>>2642223
no no no no no no no no no no no

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He needs to lay off the Pork Faggots

>>2642227
Holy fucking yum

>"works" 1.1 MILLION viewers into not watching

>gets beaten until bleeding and barely able to walk.
>gets "you deserve it" chants.

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>>2642218
*works the stocks into a downward shoot*

Orton and its not even close

>>2642193
I'd send butterball Kevin over to England. He might actually lose some weight surrounded by all that terrible food.

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Titus, Bo Dallas, Curt Hawkins, Eric Rowan, Darren Young or Sun Cara. People you wouldn't even notice they were gone for awhile.

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This is a very underrated feud. Doesn't get enough praise.

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I just rewatched the match now and some of the promos. Trish was solid on the mic. I know with all the new girls people are forgetting, but she was great.

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Is Mickie in the hall of fame? She should be. She went downhill after the Trish feud, but her character work at this time was genius. Really up there for a female performer. Knew how to work the crowd into a frenzy.

Big Bucks Tana; the guy who saved New Japan and put the whole damn company on his back with his hardwork and dedication, opening the door for and putting over many new stars we know today.

Cenetty; the guy who drove away millions of fans throughout his career with his PG watered down garbage content, thus killing the wrestling boom in the process. Only started to put talent ''''over'''' at all during the twilight of his career, when he plans to ditch The E for a soon to be failed attempt at being The Dwayne 2.0

>>2642038
Tanahashi is the best looking japanese wrestler, both in overall style and body

>>2642038
When Worlds Collide II when

>there will never be another best in the world
>There will never be another feed me more
>There will never be another AWESOMEEE

>>2642036
>Roman Reigns
>Dean Ambrose
>Seth Rollins
>Tyler Breeze
>Bray Wyatt
>Bobby Roode

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>there is a Phenomenal One

let us enjoy his greatness while we still can.

>>2641956
'yes'

>>2641956
No

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>>2641956
No, that would be Gentlemen Jimmy Ocean and Stunning Steve Quintain

cringe. glad that nu male faggot retired.

>>2641827
Expanded the WWE audience beyond inbred rednecks and mall goths. Truly the GOAT.

>>2641830
So what are you doing here if wrestling is for inbred rednecks?

Can someone tell Retardo Rikimaru that Punk is no longer with the company?

>>2641838
Hi Phil!

Punk has had an entire WWE run, one UFC fight and one season of the real world challenge in the time it took Itami to get on NXT house show loops.

literal who

>>2641698
I need an age, here

>>2641708
Instagram ho that got roasted on Reddit.

>>2641598
God damn I felt that one. Holy shit that was cool

>>2641598
kek, that is wild.
.
this is where i'd normally mention ref brad maddox...but nah man :__; not anymore

>>2641528
Weebs on suicide watch

Here's Jim talking about the good ol' days when wrestling was treated like a real sport.

>>2641553
I can't disagree with what he says about the match itself. I thought it was over choreographed myself. The only thing is that I thought the match with the kid and blowup fall was fun. Corvette needs to calm down.

Also what is the name of his obviously fat fuck side kick.