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>>2647926
because they outlaws don't have someone running them that thinks forced inclusion of liberal values is a good idea.

>>2647926
whomst'd've is this semen demon?

>>2647926
They aren't. But the standards the audience have for the WWE is far higher.

I mean look at the girl in your pic; big tits, but her face is horrendous, and her hips are nowhere to be found. But because she's outlaw, she's considered hotter. If she debuted in the WWE tomorrow, this board would be ripping her apart by the end of the week.

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Unironically who?

>>2647613
Ricochet/Prince Puma

>>2647621
Oh sorry. Yeah bro I agree

He's now our guy right? He hates black people so that means he's our guy by default, right /asp/ hivemind?

Sami being repackaged like this would be the closest he'd get to being entertaining or drawing a dime on the main roster.

>>2647436
Because the developers are lazy cunts and fans still give money for this bronze painted turd of a game.

>>2647436
They need to have custom on a pole matches. Trust me, it will be the GOAT best seller game of all time if they do this.

>>2647449
Pretty much this. Hopefully Fire Pro Wrestling World does well enough to light a fire under 2K's asses so they'll make 2K18 better than 2K17.

I thought Nick Gage was back in jail?

>>2647404
>Vader is expected to die in the next couple of years
>still wrestling

He'll be fine.

>no BBD

naw, this is wew shit

Since there isn't a song called "Not allowed within a 1000 feet of a school" I'd have to go with Night Prowler by AC/DC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6TzeuxwO7A

Aqualung

Sounds of the ocean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb_iRuuSuYc

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hhnngg

That's just fantastic.

>>2646887
I get it now

>>2646797
Shhhhhhhhh

>>2646797
Why doesn't everyone just beat up the champ? You'd get a guaranteed title shot.

Why don't heel champs just DQ themselves all the time?

>>2646891
>Why don't heel champs just DQ themselves all the time?
Theoretically that trick has a very very short shelf life because eventually, you'll either get put in a no DQ match or a match where you drop the title if you get DQed.

>>2646565
>be fat
>still have no ass and small tits

>>2646576
Japanese people have no muscle. They are skinny, but their body is mostly fat. They are short, too. Must be a terrible diet.

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dumping

>>2646555
manlets fight manlets, and big guys fight big guys. Maybe pro wrestling will get it some day. Boxing has only had it figured out for 110 years.

>>2646555
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm sure I read somewhere that the WWE makes more money than the UFC

The only manlet that draws dimes there, actually, better said, the only one that can draw dimes in UFC is a manlet, Conor Mcgregor
Still,the heavyweight division is the only one I would torture myself to watch.
Also,they can swear and say whatever they want.Can't believe how people find anything cool in Conor throwing fucking water bottles, or him saying "fookin do nothin' ",how the fuck is that funny?M-muh accent

Sounds like he's mad he was a part of the worst WrestleMania championship match in history.

>>2645992

I'd take it more seriously if he wasn't such a lazy performer. He's slow and boring. Randy is good when he gives a shit, but that's rare.

>>2646002
That was D Bry vs Sheamus though.

>>2643790
Did what, asshole? Styles is a religious family man, stop posting these autistic threads.

>>2643790
Styles is pure. Fuck outta here with your sinful desires.

>>2643790
If AJ would cheat on his wife, he would cheat on her with someone who doesn't look like a fucking tranny.

Cringe

BASED

Brock Lesnar as WCW in WCW Lives mod in 2016 went from 25 pop to 95 as a monster heel and went from having like red numbers in The Bank to 30 M in a year thanks to Brock

when they named a board after Shit Flair

>>2640616
was better when it was /woo/

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GOAT

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Anything big, gold, and gaudy is fine by me.