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How big is Batista's dick?

>>2641488
Why did he stop the roids?

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I was thinking "why didn't you pull the trigger that night?"

>people still care about cesaretty

Because creative has no fucking idea what to do with him?

He's also clearly not into it anymore and just coasting along for a check. Case and point that segment before payback with him and sheamus where they are trying to one up each other. Shit was so forced and awful.

Because English isn't his first language and they have white American dudes writing his promos

>taking this board seriously at any time

Hit the weights.

>>2641405
Get a clue, mark.

>phil desperately trying to compare himself to The GOATman

FUCK YOU D-VON

Shits and giggles I guess. Wasn't even a holiday was it?

>>2641258
No, but a quick google suggests it might be a tradition.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_4_Tokyo_Dome_Show

>>2641253
Wrestle Kingdom is always held on January 4th in the Tokyo Dome. It doesn't matter what day of the week it is. It was Vince McHitler that decided wrasslin needed to be on Sundays, and even he used to run shows during the week. Survivor Series would usually take place the day of Thanksgiving and there was a time when every wrestling company held a Christmas/Boxing Day show.


Good times.

>>2641227
Idk man. I kind of like Ambrose.

>>2641227
BDAWTOA

>>2641227
When's the last time he did anything even remotely deserving of the name Titty Master?

In all serious, how often do you think OP jacks off to Asuka? He seems to have limitless pictures of her and clearly has a massive crush.

>>2641113
Hey, at least he's not using "asgooka", the pun based on mispronouncing her name, anymore.

The fact that he did in the first place still kinda shows he'd never watched her matches, tho.

>>2641111
Yellow fever is a powerful illness. It corrupts the mind.

>Uhh, April 13th 1987 at 7pm? Well uh that was a travel night for Ric, no show to work. So at around 2 pm that day Ric makes a stop at a McDonald's to get some food while on the road in South Carolina. So, uh, you know he orders the Big Mac, pays for it, and gets ready to eat it. He opens up the box and the Big Mac is, you know, well put together certainly but, can you believe this, it's missing the freaking special sauce! Unbelievable. So Ric, you know Ric... Ric storms into that McDonald's and he's already down to his underwear by the time he's at the register. And, coincidence of all coincidences, the cashier was black. So, uh, the story gets a little fuzzy here. I've heard different things from different folks but I can't really say. Long story short at 7pm on April 13th 1987 Ric was sitting, nude, in a cell at the local county jail in South Carolina waiting to get bailed out.

>>2641904
kek

>>2641904
Top kek

>>>/sp/

>>2639055
Brets a flames fan what he wearing oilers for

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*blocks your path*

Asuka only likes black girls

That would be the most awkward UUDD episode ever
>'So Asuka blahblahblah'
>'.....yes'

>>2643892
>>'So [guest] blahblahblah'
>>'.....yes'
That's 90% of UpUpDownDown.

not better but close

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whLn6TkJkgA

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FuTf-xsQcNo

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>>2643809
I DARE YOU TO TELL ME
TO WALK THROUGH FIRE
GRAB MY SOUL AND CALL ME A LIARRRRRRRRR

I DARE YOU TO TELL ME
I DARE YOU TO
I DARE YOU TO TELL ME
I DARE YOU TO

>>2643756
Weird shit, today I saw this guy wearing an American Nightmare Bullet Club shirt at my university.

this guy draws at WCPW events tho

inb4 >WCPW events

>>2643762
Smarks will watch a single NJPW match and then buy a Bullet Club shirt to "support the product"

>>2643766
Any jobber from WWE would sellout a WCPW bingo hall

HE'S FAT

>>2643605
The same as michael cole
>OH MY GOD! IT'S TRUMP!

I was there for that


Nbd

was lolo jones the Olympian that fucked every person male or female in the village?

>>2643582
So is Johnny Bananas a reality star? because he look like more of an athlete than CM Punk. Is it strictly physical competition? things keep going bad to worse for Phil. He deserves it.

>>2643590
Yeah he's a 6 time "MTV Challenge" champion and he basically just works out all year for the month of filming for the show. I bet he'd beat CM Punk in one of the Challenge's "Hall Brawl" type eliminations, also "X battle".

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>birdie

You can really see the spic in her with no 100 layers of caked on makeup

>>2643574
>horsie