What wrestlers are supposed to look like
>>2645074
>tumblr
Get out
>When Rick Rude was on TV, they watched him..When Sting was on TV, they watched him. Luger? Ehh, somewhat somewhat.
Was he right? Any grandpas here who watched wrestling back then that can verify this?
>>2645050
true
>>2645050
A classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDyUOzNqZ5Q
>>2645050
He is literally our guy. Honorary /asp/ hall of famer
>>2645029
People forget Austin was a pretty average wrestler. Shawn is one of the greatest.
>>2645034
there is more to wrestling than what happens in a match though
if Shawn was a 10/10 in ring performer then Austin was at least 8/10
Austin is better at everything else
>>2645034
>People forget Austin was a pretty average wrestler.
Literally nobody forgets that. It just doesn't matter.
Is there anything more cringe than a throat slash?
>>2644943
Yeah. Posting on the fake mandrama section of a chinese cartoon imageboard nonstop, 24/7. Step out of the basement and seek sunlight, Carter.
>>2644947
fpbp
>>2644947
worked
>Being an effeminate, cuck manlet will get you lots of attractive females
is WWE redpilling or bluepilling me here?
pretty sure James voted Trump
how can you live in Baltimore as a white man and not?
>>2644899
Cuck? Nigga beat AJ Styles 3 times i think.
>>2644901
what does this answer have to do with my question, friendo?
What a qt couple
nattie looks to have a smashing ass
>>2644881
Big E is gay and Nattie is a cat lady that hasn't had sex in years.
>>2645116
Because her husband is a worthless cripple who also seems to be gay.
Who was the HBK?
>>2644878
Layla
>>2644878
Layla, easily. By far the most popular, the most drawing, and held the most titles.
Brooke got to be a decent wrestler by the end of her TNA run. Kelly Kelly was always terrible.
>>2644878
GOAT
You now remember Kaval
Hit his peak 15 years ago as first ROH champion.
Been relegated to Cruiserweight/Juniors flippy shit since.
>>2644622
got fired because he said he brought that Total Non-stop Action
>ywn be based Laycool's slave boi
I did think anything of him but those videos really got me on his side, i think he could be good hand in WWE for the forseeable future.
What do you think of him?
NXT 4 Life
Tye Dillinger has an over catchphrase at least.
Manlet caw who isn't as good as kyle O'Reilly or Adam Cole and both are coming soon enough
>>2644592
hes 6'1 taller than both
*sigh*
WWE is really going to sign this shitty try hard Vanilla Midget.
>the gimmick is the baybay
>>2644450
he can cut a promo, he'll do well
>Cole
>vanilla
I'm sorry OP. You're retarded.
Who should inherit the business once Vince is dead?
>>2644440
James E. Cornette
>>2644440
Gaytch, Steph, and Shane all suck. The WEE has no future.
Death. Vince will drag the business down with him in the afterlife.
>Wrestler A goes for the pin
>Ref goes to count
>1
>2
>Wrestler B kicks out
>Crowd: "SWWWEEEEEEET"
Cracks me up every time
>wrestler A goes for a pin
>wrestler B kicks out
>wrestler A covers them again without doing any additional damage
>Wrestler A does a rollup on Wrestler B
>Wrestler B flails his legs like an autistic sperg to simulate struggle but only succeeds in looking fake and gay
US Expansion or bust!
WHAT A BEAUTY
WWE IS FUCKING FINISHED
>>2644166
that's a good looking belt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snZc4JawJ3M
that 60" leap damn
Mojo has potential to be the next Hogan
>>2644128
More like the next ultimate warrior.
>ywn have a milk chocolate threesome with Sasha and Fox
Why even live?
Rather Naomi and Ember Moon tbqh familia
>>2644080
MAYBE 10% of /asp/ have dicks big enough to make that work.
>>2644076
life is suffering