Judging by comments on social media. It appears that Dolph Ziggler is an internet darling once again, as I witnessed many "PushZiggler!" Comments on related videos. We will have an update on the status of Dolph Ziggler being forgiven by these fickle herd of sheep known as "Smarks"
>>2637958
he's done. kaput. nobody likes him, he's checked out mentally, he's going to lose to a gook he's been shitting on for a month only making him look worse, it's over, his career is finished, he sucks and was never good.
>>2637964
>>2637971
>he's in roh now.
How can a smark be this fucking dumb?
NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE PLAYA
I can always use more Teddy on my television desu
>>2637963
HELL IN A CELL
AGAINST THE UNDERTAKER
We post alternative reality
*MUSIC HITS*
https://youtu.be/jFMuHsInnaI?t=15s
Ladies and Gentlemen,
My name is Brock Lesnar,
and it is the gratest privilege of my career
to serve as the advocate for the Jew incarnate
PAAUUUULLLL HEEYYMAAAANN!!!
The conqueror of the weights measuring streak.
The streak lasted a mere quarter of a second,
a quarter of a second that ended in 3 miliseconds,
at the belly of the food conqueror, Paul Heyman.
I understand how you feel, you're in shock,
which shows me your lack of intelligence,
because we have to say "We told you so",
Ladies and Gentlemen, WE TOLD YOU SO!
My client stood before you in a shirt out,
Here it is, I know how difficult it is for you
to read, but it says, EAT, SLEEP, GET FAT CREEP.
And you have the temerity to doubt the strategy of
the greatest manager in sports entertainment history
Brock Lesnar, on the physical credentials of the most
dominant athlete in WWE ever PAUL HEYMAN!
If this sounds familiar....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVh19RNGl_g
>The jew incarnate
>>2637945
What's his finish?
>>2638090
I'm going to take you by train onnnnn AUUUSSCHWWITCH CIIITTYYY
When they have the blowoff match in the Finals, who will be the heel and who will be the babyface?
>>2637933
LeBron is literally roman reigns, perma-heel corporate faggot who was overpushed immediately and only faggot ass contrarians ironically "like" him.
face lebron, heel kd
this has been known since day one of the season.
>>2637990
Only complete faggots like LeBronze
Why didn't Bayley kept the mask?
>>2637823
Paul thinks she's hot
>>2637823
She's a small girl
>covers up everything BUT the chin
Would you vote for him /asp/ergers?
>>2637802
No
He'd run as a democrat
>>2637802
Nope
Why would I want a nigger as a president?
what changes would you make to get more people to care about it?
>Changing their only good weekly show
no thanks
>>2637786
Send in Finn
>>2637786
>Different timeslot
>Better marketing
>Stop letting people under 205 pounds perform on the main roster, it renders the cruiserweight division pointless
The actual show itself is great.
>>2637797
Fuck Finn
Sumarize a wrestler's life/career with the phrase muh *insert word here*
I'll start.
>muh perro
> muh client
muh Gentlemen
>Muh pipebomb
I was at the RAW and SD shows this week, AMA.
>>2637716
What did it smell like
Did you bring a sign?
how many times did you use the restroom?
I really hope they ban Corbin from ever taking his shirt off again. It's hard to take him seriously
Can a surgery fix his belly?
>>2637648
>jinder gets a main event push
>these pudgy fucks stuck in mid card hell
as it should be
>>2637648
give him a kevin nash top. recaptcha is shit
Why do the WWE use gay songs with lyrics now instead of hard rock music to open shows?
That original Smackdown theme was the shit. Got you pumped up.
>>2637643
LIFE IN THE BOX
>>2637885
AND CHARRED TO BEAT
Because no one likes Hard Rock in 2017
triple threat match, wwe rules. who wins?
>>2637625
It'd be like the Austin/Kane/Taker triple threat where they both go to pin Rhonda and they both win so nobody wins
Probably Manny because trips loves gooks
>>2637633
>booking someone to go over a guy with a streak
like floyd's
>not even for a title.
>against a guy he's already beat
If rhonda doesn't win by some weird run in, big money's going over.
He owned up to it. He said he regrets a lot of what he said that time.
>>2638430
How new and/or stupid are you?
He basically called the Rock out for being a part-timer who got unfair top-of-the-card placement.
Considering Cena is now a part-timer who gets top-of-the-card placement, some consider it to be ironic and hypocritical.
>On Roman Reigns' future:
"I think Roman Reigns is going to be a big star — he's a star right now, but he's going to be a big star if he just keeps going down the road that he's going and he's going to figure it all out he's not necessarily just a natural to the business, but he's very very good and he's only going to get better.
"...I think he's doing fine now and I've been watching. You know some of the story lines haven't been so good and you know when you gotta shove someone down peoples throats they gotta get a gut full of it sometimes and they got a gut full of it because you know maybe some of the lines that they had written for him weren't the greatest ones 'I'm not a bad guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm the guy', kinda corny, but if you watch and you did Payback when the main event with him and Braun Strowman those guys crushed it and Roman Reigns getting beat 1, 2, 3 and then the steel chairs into his chest, he's spitting up blood, well people watching the business these days they're watching what the guys are doing and then they're thinking about the writing."
Sauce:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLJfD2FuW2Q
Hey man thanks for marking the time. Was nice not to have to sit through two hours to see what you quoted.
>>2637580
Based Big Dog does it again
>>2637580
wtf i love based big dog now
>Charlotte has won 16 main roster PPV matches
>Sasha has won 4
>Becky has won 4
>Bayley has won 5
>Bliss has won 3
>Sasha, Bayley and Bliss are all objectively bigger draws than Charlotte and its not even close
>Becky is about on par with Charlotte business-wise
Why did Charlotte flop so hard?
All of them are big old meanies
>>2637452
Because Charlotte is the female Roman Reigns, only that she actually was a heel (which in many way makes even less sense).
>>2637452
>Why did Charlotte flop so hard?
ugly