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Veda Scott makes my pee pee hard

Except the bigger SHINE names are actually going to the MYC tournament.

Literally who are all those people

He's not running.
He lost his shit over bad reviews, how is he going to handle the shit fest that is politics?
Even if he did, as soon as they threaten to out him, he'd drop out.

>>2864516
>how is he going to handle the shit fest that is politics

Considering that they elected a manchild who seethes on Twitter at 3 am, I think Dwayne will fit right in

>>2864585
Trump sure knows how to work you libtards
Vince must have taught him well

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>>2864070

>>2864070
Was that photo this weeks RAM? HOLY FUCK is that pathetic.

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>>2864070

>>2864069
Roddy sucks. A lot of NXT is underwhelming right now.

>>2864079
fuck off Deancuck

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>>2864069
>when your gimmick is having a fivehead

We are going faster towards the murder/suicide finale than I ever thought was possible.

>main guy in tna
>screw it all up
kek its kennedy all over again

>>2863863
Probably posting in one of the other fifty threads about this

Were they chanting 'Roman' or 'Strowman'??

I thought it was the latter?

>Roman gets decked by Strowman multiple times with Roman not even seeking vengeance
>smarks cheer
>Roman finally puts a damper on Strowman by exacting revenge on him
>smarks complain that he's a """murderer"""

>>2863118
Do you not remember the shit Stone Cold pulled while being revered as a face?

Murderous is just another synonym to Badass in the WWE.

"Where did my life go wrong?"

"heh, new japan is so much better than this. can't believe all these MORONS who actually enjoy WWMEME."

>"it wasn't even that big of a fart wtf"

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>>2860165

bump

Sasha Banks = Teanna Trump

Would love a Becky one too.

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I've always thought Trudi Stephens looks a little like Vickie.

>>2846489
Shibata should have won

I want to lick her tummy

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Beckys gonna be at Comic-Con again this year

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>>2826131
just returned from melting under the heat until I figured out how to get half-cab flips on lock. One of those rare (unfortunately) instances where I said I wouldn't leave until I pulled it.

buddy of mines birthday is tomorrow and he's into skating
any gift ideas? i'm not a skater myself so i really have no idea what to get apart from a giftcard or something

>>2826443
A new deck or wheels are always welcome

Imagine how insecure you'd have to be, to actually go & make this thread.
Jesus Christ mate...........

>>2869184
>incomparalbe
state of dWeebs

>>2869201
>>2869243

B O I L I N G

Literally who

what compant does he work for right now? where can i watch him on tv? im interested

>>2868335
>>2868344
you gott be 18+

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IMO it's this one. Yujiro can't even make it into the G1 to get jobbed out a bunch of times and was in the dojo like two years longer than Naito.

>>2868107
Don't worry anon, I understood what you meant, ignore these uneducated fools.

>>2868107
Isnt Yujiro Japanese Godfather?

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>In case you need a reminder just how limited the Raw Tag-Team division is at the current moment how are we going to dictate the #1 contenders for Summerslam? Lets watch The Broken Hardy Boys vs The Club...again.

>Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows defeated Matt and Jeff Hardy to become the #1 contenders for the WWE Tag-Team Championships. The Club hits Matt with the Magic Killer, Jeff fails to stop the count and after the match The Hardy’s are assaulted by The Revival.

>Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas win The Slammy Awards for people most likely to get Released from their Contracts. Miz and Maryse award themselves bullshit trophies and talk shit about the current state of Babyface Booking in 2017. 2/3 of The Shield: Ambrose and Rollins; assault Miz/Dallas/Axel.

>Goldust is still quoting movies...Goldust defeated R-Truth. This match was so cold you could literally feel the crowd deflate. They gave a fucking UNDERCARD angle TIME! I literally cannot care at all about this shit this should have been the moment Braun still bloodied from the PPV comes down to the ring and murders both men involved.

>Roman “I demand a Participation Trophy” Reigns is such a sore loser that even when he loses he demands a Universal Championship match. I don’t see Reigns attacking people like Cass who is also demanding Universal Championship matches against Brock Lesnar.

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>Neville defeated Akira Towzawa to retain the WWE Cruiserweight Championship

This match was fine. I feel like it was missing something to make it feel better then what we got. I’ve noticed the most effective way to get as much mileage as possible out of the Cruiserweights is DO NOT under any circumstances put them farther down the card the farther down the card they’re the less people care. This is how these people have been conditioned to react in front of the Cruiserweights. Also the finisher was pure garbage it ruined the match.

>Bray Wyatt defeated Seth Rollins

This was a Raw match. This was a House Show match. This was a lot of things but this build on this card...this is just a match. Wyatt kicks out of Seth’s Transitional Finisher, Wyatt thumbs Seth in the eye, Wyatt goes thru that period where he starts getting meaningful wins again only for WWE to dissect him and deconstruct him to Jobber territory again. This is long booked so see this match at Summerslam since we’re not getting Balor/Wyatt anymore.

>Cass defeated Enzo.

Yo. Everyone be talking about how fucking abysmal Cass’s new theme is. I think I might actually know what that theme is. Its like bits and pieces of Samoa Joe and Tommy End’s theme’s mashed together and it sounds fucking off sync. Its like how instead of Broken Dreams they just gave McIntyre Roderick Strong’s theme but they just added bagpipes.

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>Braun Strowman defeated Roman Reigns

How in the fuck does Roman deserve a Universal Championship match after this spectacle? Fuck no. Never in a million goddamn years. You bashed Strowman with a Steel Chair, Speared him thru the Titantron and what do you fucking do? Go for another goddamn Spear MISS YOUR TARGET COMPLETELY and just straight up fucking lose. Fuck you Roman Reigns.

>Heath Slater defeated Curt Hawkins

10-Star match senpai. The Undercard got absorbed into the emptiness void that makes up Curt Hawkins persona and even then like the brave babyface Slater overcame the odds.

>Brock Lesnar defeated Samoa Joe to retain the WWE Universal Championship

Enzo/Cass and Slater/Hawkins should have been cut from the card entirely to give this match more time. This match, Lesnar vs Goldburg Round 2, and Lesnar vs Goldburg Round 3 are all contenders for the best Squash Match of the Year