What's wrong with him?
HE'S
>>1384767
FAT
Feed me a fair wage.
I hear TNA pays everyone equally
>>1384751
An equal amount of nothing that is.
>>1384752
You're short, fat and Mexican.
I believe in Seth....he will win Sunday
>>1384706
Its gonna end in a DQ. I don't think Rollins is gonna get pinned clean.
>>1384706
Either
>loses clean as a whistle to shuffle him onto a face turn quickly
or
>bullshit finish to stretch it to SS where he loses clean
All roads lead to bbgurl
balee dat
90% chance Ramen wins.
10% chance Seth wins.
100% chance Deanetty gets BTFO.
>never lost a one on one match at wrestlemania
>never submitted or pinned at wrestlemania
>has one every title available to him
>best mic worker in the company and good in the ring
>hot wife
>best IC champ we've had in a while
>only heel able to draw heat
MR WRESTLEMANIA
Who /mizmark/ here?
>>1384603
>has one every title available to him
>>1384606
Yup, Miz is a fucking Grand Slam Champ.
Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Chris Jericho, Kurt Angle, Daniel Bryan....the Miz.
>>1384603
How do you one every title?
In 10 years, Paul is going to be moving his shit into a U-Store-It after Stephanie has kicked his ass to the curb.
He's gonna sit down on the stack of pallets that doubles as his dinner table, bottle of cheap grain alcohol in hand, and look out hazily towards the setting sun.
At that very moment he will think back to the day he told Punk he's signing Roman over Kassius Ohno, and finally see it for what it was - the beginning of the end.
>>1384566
ROMAN HEADLINED THE BIGGEST WM OF ALL TIME!!
PUNK IS JUST GOING TO GET HIS ASS KICKED IN UFC AND COME BACK CRYING!
SCREW YOU SMARKS. TRIPLE H DID NOT BECOME ONE OF THE GOATS BY BEING STUPID, HE KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS.
>>1384582
Nice of you to drop by, Paul.
>>1384588
Nice meme. Now provide some arguments why would things go the way they do in OP's post.
WWE is getting a lot of money just from network subs every month.
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING STUPID
That's all I hear from this cancerous ses pool is how fat this fucker is
WELL IT'S TIME TO FUCKING EDUCATE YOU
For YEARS before Vince put ROMAN gods etched from stone on top, people who look like REAL men where running the place
Guys who didn't have enough time to go to the gym because they were kicking ass and taking names
Everything about this guy screams old school badass wrestler, whether he's heel or babyface
You fucking retards should be kissing this man's feet, he's the only chance you fuckers have to change the McMahon tyranny
>>1384396
Watch out OP the "anti smarks" are about to give (you)s
Terrible false flag.
>>1384396
Finally, someone who gets 'it' on this board
>Having the privilege to get in the ring without being a wrestler is an honor to her. She says the decision to get back in the ring isn't up to her, it's up to the 'decision maker.' She says that as long as it helps get somebody over, that's the ultimate goal of her character.
>Being a heel is her preference over being a babyface. Heels getting their comeuppance is her favorite part, according to her
How can one woman be so based and selfless?
>Stephanie
>getting someone else over
>>1384282
When was the last time she -actually- put someone over that resulted in a push for that person?
>>1384290
When she laid down for Triple H
They single handedly brought the WWE to its lowest drawing period in history.
Why would any of these three be considered the future of the business?
>>1384182
They should be released.
>>1384182
Because the show isn't booked for fans, its booked for Vince. And Vince soaks his panties everytime his pet samoan shows up.
>>1384182
They will never make it big like the old greats. They have no charisma, that's whats missing.
>>1384104
Goats, not horses
>>1384104
actually sasha is pretty GOAT at botching
Rollins and Cena returns did not do shit and Reigns as champs has been a failure. I don't know if things would randomly get better if he drops it, though.
How would you make the ratings go up asp???
>>1383990
Firing the Hollywood writers for starts.
>>1383990
>Rollins and Cena returns did not do shit
Did you expect them to?
I mean, Cena, MAYBE, but Rollins? He's had a short and very poor track record himself.
Either way, Roman's the focus, so I don't see how they're supposed to make a monumental impact.
>>1384000
Fuck off beaner.
Polite reminder that any given talent is never responsible for a decline in the product/ratings. Its the lazy writing and piss poor booking that are to blame. If the product is shit overall, people tune out.
>>1383904
Not entirely true.
You could have the best writers and bookers in the world but if the talent are botching retards with no mic skills and look like shit it's still going to fail.
Polite reminder that the current downswing in ratings directly coincides with the beginning of Reigns's main event push.
Polite reminder that last year's RAWafterMania was the highest-rated episode in almost FIVE years.
Polite reminder that this year's didn't even outdraw the post-Royal Rumble show.
>Romarks BTFO
>>1383907
Yes but the problem WWE has is the opposite. They have great in ring talent and a handfull of excellent talkers. But the creative team either doesnt know how to book a wrestling show ir refuses to put effort into it.
Ramen is a perfect example.
Vince has pushed him harder than even Diesel or Lex Luger. And on his best day he gets mild cheers overshadowed by BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
There were a dozen other ways to build him up that could have made him number 1 to marks and smarks alike. But creative just said fuck it, lets make Cena 2.0 and turbo ram him down the fans' throats.
Instead of playing to his strengths, they put his weaknesses under a magnifying glass.
What is that move called?
>>1383773
The Booty-hole
IT'S THE BOOTY STRETCH MAGGLE HAHA THEYRE JUST HAVING FUN
>>1383773
The Bend Over by random gay nigger wearing pink and rainbows on LGBT attack victims appreciation night showing how homosexuals touch boys so that america can truly appreciate faggot culture of homos pretending to hit each other
Post The Bo$$'s sexy pics, gifs, and videos.
>>1383685
I found a good looking image of Sasha
JJJAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNNN CEEEENNNNNAAAAAAAA
Championshiiiaaaaaaaaaaap
The measuring stick: Michael Buffer
>The next contest is scheduled for
>ONE FALL!
>mmmmMAKING his way to the ring,
>weighing in at THREE HUNDRED and
>TWENTY
>TWO
>POUNDS
>from VENICE BEACH,
>CA-LI-FORNIA......
>(Hulk)
>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-GAN!
GOAT 2bh, fem.
Are submission finishers dead?
no, just out of fashion because they don't look REALLY STRONG on video games.
>>1383514
This, you guys played ufc 2 but? that's how you make a submission look strong.
>>1383512
They might as well be. It's disappointing, because most of my favourite finishing moves are submission holds, but these days, tap outs never feel exciting enough. Compare when Jack Swagger puts in the Patriot Lock to when Kurt Angle held the World Heavyweight Championship. Only Based Rusev can make it look painful like with what he did with Kalisto but c'mon, a camel clutch? Not the most glamorous finisher.