How would you guys book the return of a top belt on Smackdown?
I'm not sure if it will happen but if it does I'd start by having a tournament with the victor being Bray Wyatt
Cena is probably going to win it, either that or AJ Styles.
Dean wins MITB, Seth wins the title, Dean cashes in and wins. At the next PPV SHIELD triple threat, Seth and Roman both pin Dean at the same time, so the belts get split with one of them going to Smackdown after the split.
>>1385183
Why don't you.
Seriously I can't wait until Sunday arrives.
How would you book this man asp?
>>1384966
Aren't you the dummy that got baited in to posting his pudgy little jaw?
I hope daddy beats you extra hard tonight.
>>1384966
Literally who?
>>1384966
Release him.
***SPOILERS****
>The show opened up with the Highlight Reel with Dean Ambrose as Jericho’s guest. All the MITB participants ended up coming down to the ring to set up a brawl.
>1. Kofi Kingston beat Aiden English, Luke Gallows, and Big Cass in a four-way. New Day interrupted Enzo and Cass’s entrance (I was ticked!). Kofi hit English with Trouble In Paradise for the win.
>2. Baron Corbin beat Zack Ryder.
>Rusev vs. Kalisto never got started. Rusev attacked Kalisto and put him in the Accolade. Sin Cara came down for the save but ended up in the same situation. Titus came down and put the hurt on Rusev.
>3. AJ Styles beat Xavier Woods. Heck of a match. Woods really shined but AJ won with the Calf Crusher.
>4. WWE Women’s Champion Charlotte defeated Natalya.
>5. Dean Ambrose Cesaro, and Sami Zayn defeated Alberto Del Rio, Chris Jericho, and Kevin Owens. A good match that saw Cesaro give uppercuts to everyone, including his own teammates, and Owens super kicking his teammates. Ambrose hit Dirty Deeds on Owens for the win.
>Kofi gets a W
AM I IN 2009?
>5. Dean Ambrose Cesaro, and Sami Zayn defeated Alberto Del Rio, Chris Jericho, and Kevin Owens. A good match that saw Cesaro give uppercuts to everyone, including his own teammates, and Owens super kicking his teammates. Ambrose hit Dirty Deeds on Owens for the win.
Didn't we literally have this already? Brand split can't come soon enough.
Could they make it anymore obvious that Dean is winning MITB?
>>1384957
>Kofi Kingston beat Aiden English, Luke Gallows, and Big Cass in a four-way
Holy shit Kofi won a match. That's great!
>Heck of a match. Woods really shined
Woods having a good singles match? I have to see this to believe it.
So it's either Owens or Cesaro winning MITB...
They tried to ruin this RAW but it had
>Prime Austin receiving one of the biggest pops of all time
>Prime Rock with top heat as heel
>Degeneration X ringside running interference for Mankind
>The Corporation pkaying mega-heels
>Shane O Mac as the heel referee
>Ken Shamrock to offer legitimacy
>VKM mastering his Bossman heat to transform into the perfect heel
>Mankind playing the Rocky role as the underdog winning against all odds
Bear in mind the Finger Poke of Doom had just happened on WCW. Did telling their own audience to sample their competitors product (business suicide 101) finish them off?
>>1382888
It did produce what may be the best line in all of the attitude era given its historic context.
"-puh!- That's gonna put some butts in the seats."
>>1382903
Kek. Had forgotten about that - you're right, in hindsight that's easily wrestlings funniest line
>>1383264
Also David Arquette winning the WCW World Heavyweight Championship put the final nail in the coffin.
I'm confused, I genuinely thought these guys would get Ascensioned hard on the main roster, but they are doing pretty well.
They seem like a threatening team and are doing a good job as heels by getting plenty of boo's from the crowd.
Could it be? Will they actually do well or is this just a honeymoon period?
Honeymoon period
>>1382536
Hope they keep on doing well desu. Their gimmick is sorta dumb but they make it work
>>1382536
Their gimmick is "dumb" but it works. Their shitty music hits and my wife instantly goes "oh these assholes. I hope they get their asses kicked!"
>heel level 900
I had a break in immersion when KO was forced to do that promo with del rio. He was obviously there during the moment of silence at the beginning. They should have changed the dialog. Just saying.
And they should be putting the 2 coolest dudes on the roster in the same spot, they need to spread the love.
Also there is no reason not to putt on a tshirt or at least a tank top if you are the time keeper. That's just professionalism.
Just saying.
>>1382290
K.. keep me posted
>>1382290
Sauce on pic?
>>1382290
Fuck are you talking about
>You can sign this one or you can sign this one
What did he mean by this?
>>1381891
John cena was giving AJ the illusion of free will
John Cena wanted a 3-on-1 handicap match so he could look really strong and win against insurmountable odds.
>>1381907
Did he feel in control?
shes boring in the ring and on the mic. why does everyone love her again?
>>1381700
She's trash, only manlet nerds love her
>>1381700
She is a fake nerd like AJ Lee so virgins fall madly in love with her
>>1381700
>everyone
Only leddit likes her.
What's this fighting style called?
TwinzTV
Winning
>>1381252
Psychological combat, the most underrated aspect of hand to hand combat.
>tfw come to /asp/ to talk about boxing, martial arts, staff fighting, actual wrestling, actual fighting in general
>Umpteen fucking pages of wwe manlet threads
>Mfw they haven't corralled you autists into a general thread yet
I imagine this must be how /co/ feels about Steven Lardiverse threads
fuck off
>>1380241
>Want the board to corral the manlets into one thread like sensible folk
>Wanting threads about the same live-action anime filth to be in one thread so we can all see threads about actual sports/fighting
>Best reply from the manlets is "fuck off"
Kek
>>1380303
Phoneposting is the devil's creation
Why do anons choose to watch fake wrestling when they could just watch real mixed martial arts??
Serious question
>>1380089
how is this related to WWE and the WWE universe?
reported
Lets make hijack this troll thread
Tell us what you really think of RVD?
Whether a show is scripted or not is unimportant. MMA is boring. Pro wrestling is entertaining. That's all there is to it.
>>1380168
How is a bunch of oiled up men in tights yelling at each other and doing scripted acrobatics entertaining?
Full 32 man Cruiserweight Classic roster has been announced:
>Kota Ibushi
>Tajiri
>Gran Metalik
>Zack Sabre Jr.
>Noam Dar
>Da Mack
>Zumbi
>Clement Petiot
>Harv Sihra
>Gurv Sihra
>Fabian Aichner
>Brian Kendrick
>Rich Swann
>Cedric Alexander
>Akira Tozawa
>Jack Gallagher
>Tony Nese
>Johnny Gargano
>Tommaso Ciampa
>Ho Ho Lun
>TJ Perkins
>Drew Gulak
>Anthony Bennett
>Tyson Dux
>Lince Dorado
>Sean Malura
>Raul Mendoza
>Kenneth Johnson
>Alejandro Saez
>Damien Slater
>Ariya Daivari (brother of former WWE star Shawn Daivari)
>Jason Lee
>my boy Tajiri is back for the cruiserweight championship
Based
>ibushi
BASED
so happy for him
Good combination of big names and unknowns
Interesting
What does /asp/ think of Wing Chun?
Teaches you how to get fucked up by grapplers by punching within clinch range and keeping your legs together
>>1375647
it was made by a bunch of chinese women because they needed to find a way to defend themselves from theirdrunk husbands
>>1375656
I've been doing it for a number of years and this is the only problem I've had with it. Would it be worth learning BJJ as well?
>cheap wanna be mick foley
>unrelentlessly cucked by renee
>jeff hardy level at promo skills
>never puts 100% in his matches
>constantly buried
>rebound lariat
>>1385082
Did they?
>>1385087
I seriously thought this was photoshopped at first, goddamn.
>>1385092
It's real, perrro.
Why didn't you Monday loving jabronies become a pro wrestler like you wanted too?
>>1384855
I don't want to be a wrestler. I never have and never will.
>>1384859
Where are you wrestling at, Jabroni?
>>1384859
Aren't you the dummy that got baited in to posting his pudgy little jaw?
I hope daddy beats you extra hard tonight.