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Anonymous
2016-07-06 08:21:31 Post No.1449223
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>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>"NO MR RYBACK!!!!"

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Anonymous 2016-07-06 10:35:08 Post No.1449385
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 10:35:08 Post No.1449385 [Report]

"I am the best in the world."

What did he mean by this?

Anonymous 2016-07-06 10:36:43 Post No.1449386
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 10:36:43 Post No.1449386 [Report]

>>1449385
that he fucked ur mom and sister in 3 way lol

Anonymous 2016-07-06 10:48:47 Post No.1449394
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>>1449386
lol

Anonymous
2016-07-06 07:47:23 Post No.1449191
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:47:23 Post No. 1449191 [Report] [View this topic]

c-cena senpai

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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:52:49 Post No.1449201
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:52:49 Post No.1449201 [Report]

this heres what you call domination

Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:29:35 Post No.1449241
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:29:35 Post No.1449241 [Report]

fun fact: this whole sequence was a callback to their first match back in 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdswBMO_Sig

Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:29:37 Post No.1449242
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>>1449201
NO, THIS
IS WHAT YOU CALL
DOMINATION
BREAKING

Anonymous
2016-07-06 07:12:50 Post No.1449145
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:12:50 Post No. 1449145 [Report] [View this topic]

Caption this

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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:14:44 Post No.1449149
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:14:44 Post No.1449149 [Report]

Lol he's fat

Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:16:34 Post No.1449151
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:16:34 Post No.1449151 [Report]

>>1449145

Damn he's fat

Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:18:58 Post No.1449154
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>>1449145
anti smark tears

Anonymous
2016-07-06 06:56:34 Post No.1449117
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 06:56:34 Post No. 1449117 [Report] [View this topic]

Who misses the authority? The real reason ratings have dropped is because we don't have a heel faction in power anymore for faces to overcome the odds against. Now we just have meme repeat matches like zayn owens #36488.

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Anonymous 2016-07-06 06:58:06 Post No.1449120
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I don't miss the authority because Triple H and Stephanie are worse than fucking aids

I want the Club to literally rule the WWE

I want them to be what the Nexus should have been, control literally everything, I don't give if a fuck if they become NWO 2.0, that's better than the McMahon family existing.

Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:06:57 Post No.1449137
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:06:57 Post No.1449137 [Report]

I would not crack even the smallest frown if Stephanie and Triple H died tomorrow

Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:24:28 Post No.1449161
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>>1449117
Kane ruined it they should have added another new guy or girl to it

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2016-07-06 06:05:41 Post No.1449031
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 06:05:41 Post No. 1449031 [Report] [View this topic]

(Glass breaks)

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Anonymous 2016-07-06 06:06:24 Post No.1449032
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BEAT DEBRA

The Dude (ID: !!G21grZG4ZZa) 2016-07-06 06:07:21 Post No.1449037
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(Vagina get wet)

Anonymous 2016-07-06 06:26:27 Post No.1449063
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>>1449031
(Glass being repaired)

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2016-07-06 05:33:46 Post No.1448983
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 05:33:46 Post No. 1448983 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw we just witnessed wrestling history

don't even care that /wwe/ is dead now, we'll always have tonight anons

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Anonymous 2016-07-06 05:39:52 Post No.1448993
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BASED HARDY'S

Anonymous 2016-07-06 05:44:40 Post No.1448999
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 05:44:40 Post No.1448999 [Report]

link?

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>DILAPIDATED BOAT

Anonymous
2016-07-06 04:40:17 Post No.1448807
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 04:40:17 Post No. 1448807 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: we r8 their legs

>bayley
soccer mom tier 3/10
>charlotte
milf tier 4/10
>becky
CANKLES 5/10
>sasha
just right 9/10

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Anonymous 2016-07-06 04:43:54 Post No.1448827
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>>1448807
>Sasha
5/10
>Becky
6/10
>Charlotte
5/10
>Bayley
8/10

Anonymous 2016-07-06 04:47:51 Post No.1448842
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>>1448807
Sorry, but this is one ugly group of women.

Really for wwe superstars this is a group of uggos.

Picking between them and some 40 year old isn't even hard. Steph is hotter than these bitches, easily.

Anonymous 2016-07-06 04:50:45 Post No.1448856
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>>1448842
>Steph is hotter than these bitches, easily.

>>>/lgbt/

Anonymous
2016-07-06 04:13:00 Post No.1448723
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 04:13:00 Post No. 1448723 [Report] [View this topic]

Heel turn when? It's been too long.

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Anonymous 2016-07-06 04:14:01 Post No.1448728
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>>1448723
Dude no

Anonymous 2016-07-06 04:14:06 Post No.1448729
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 04:14:06 Post No.1448729 [Report]

He's way too over right now

Anonymous 2016-07-06 04:15:05 Post No.1448735
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 04:15:05 Post No.1448735 [Report]

Heel Beeg > Face Beeg
it's not up for discussion

Anonymous
2016-07-06 03:55:15 Post No.1448665
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 03:55:15 Post No. 1448665 [Report] [View this topic]

Thoughts on Brian Pillman?

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Anonymous 2016-07-06 03:57:47 Post No.1448671
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>>1448665
You asked this yesterday you stupid ass fucking queer

Anonymous 2016-07-06 03:58:32 Post No.1448674
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>>1448671
Did I?

Anonymous 2016-07-06 03:59:34 Post No.1448677
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>>1448674
I wasn't on this board yesterday.

Anonymous
2016-07-06 03:44:49 Post No.1448634
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 03:44:49 Post No. 1448634 [Report] [View this topic]

>NINE MONTHS of the belt being on a girl who can't win a single match without cheating
>women's championship introduction match only won because a man helped
>champion pinned clean twice in a row, paige suddenly needs help on the third match for no reason
>Natalya proves she can beat the champion multiple times, don't give her the belt because le ebin screw job
>girl who hasn't even been on tv for months gets a free title shot for no reason
>entire rest of the roster doesn't even get to be on tv unless they are beating up becky
Great #DivasRevolution there, WWE.

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Jewbacca Imposter Nu (ID: !!rJ6lU77jNA/) 2016-07-06 03:45:33 Post No.1448637
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Jewbacca Imposter Nu (ID: !!rJ6lU77jNA/) 2016-07-06 03:45:33 Post No.1448637 [Report]

>caring about womenz wrestling

Fedora tippy.jpeg

Anonymous 2016-07-06 03:46:06 Post No.1448638
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 03:46:06 Post No.1448638 [Report]

So they're booking her just like Rollins last year? Sounds like equality to me.

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>>1448634
Lol get worked becketty faggot. SashaGod will btfo charmutt soon enough

Anonymous
2016-07-06 03:28:06 Post No.1448564
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 03:28:06 Post No. 1448564 [Report] [View this topic]

WEAR THE FUCKING BELT

REEEEEEEE

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Anonymous 2016-07-06 03:33:58 Post No.1448586
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>>1448564
Wearing belts is what normal people do, he's too wacky for that, I'm surprised he didn't come up with a craaazy way to carry the title, like stuffing it on the back of his pants or some shit.

Anonymous 2016-07-06 03:34:46 Post No.1448588
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>>1448586
Wouldn't he be a heel then because hes disrepecting the title

V I N T A G E 2016-07-06 03:36:00 Post No.1448594
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V I N T A G E 2016-07-06 03:36:00 Post No.1448594 [Report]

The Rock and Stone Cold never wore it. Do you lose your shit with them too or are you just looking to bash Uncle Deano for any little thing now?

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2016-07-06 03:20:44 Post No.1448522
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 03:20:44 Post No. 1448522 [Report] [View this topic]

Looking for a road bike to start endurance/cycle training. It'll be my first bike so I don't need anything to spectacular. But the guy at the shop said a road bike is a waste of time because they are race bikes with the intention of going as fast as possible with the least amount of effort. He said i just need something heavy... but he was also a know it all douche and most know it all douches actually know nothing ive found in most cases. Any one with experience that can help?

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Anonymous 2016-07-06 03:21:48 Post No.1448533
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So are you riding to the ring with one or...? Is it going to be used as a weapon?

What is the bike gimmick you're going for?

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>>1448533
Both.

Anonymous 2016-07-06 04:48:42 Post No.1448848
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>>1448522
Guy at the shop is right. Road bike are meant to be fast. If you want something that will give you a challenge, ride a mountain bike with knobby tires on the street.

Or just run.