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>>1452019
well uhh you see he is uhhh y'know

Big Match Meltz working the everliving fuck out of the smarks.

w-w-w-well the thing about that is uh..it's uh..y'know uh...w-w-w-well i mean what i heard...uh..b-b-b-but i mean it's not like it's set in stone or anything...it is what it is y'know

>>1451996
38 ask Punk

>>1451996
I think im also gunna go the MMA route if my NXT tryout doesnt go well

>>1452140
I would love a chance to kick your fat spic shit in, tubby.

>>1451991
Literally who?

The downfall of pro wrestling.

Thanks for reminding me OP.

>>1451993
18+

Survivor Series will suffice. Even the name Bragging Rights is a crock of shit.

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>>1451978
>watching the butthurt neckbeard mark

>>1451978
Please get off of this board and go back home to /pony/ faggot.

>outlaw wrestling

>>1451970

This isn't even outlaw wrestling, this is secret underground terrorist sleeper cell wrestling

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-OsDlHFLfkE

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when you have to allow them to think they can just walk away

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when youre not having a nice day

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When you hear sounds of glass being repaired

Brock is gonna overpower Hunt and make him look like a little bitch.

>>1451700
>1st round
>begging for mercy
>knocked clean out
>and will die
Hunt is going to murder Brocks face something fierce. It's going to be Lesnar/Velasquez 2 basically.

>>1451700
I hope to never see him again. Sure I'll miss Paul Heyman and his entrance music but I won't miss his 1 move of doom German suplex and his little chicken legs. They need to stop with part timers.

That said, I do kind of want him to win.

I'm watching Smackdown. Zack is so fucking gassed kek. You can hear him wheezing for air during this interview.

>>1451545

He literally narrowly escaped jobbing again to Sheamus

If you were to look back as far as 2010, Ryder is Sheamus's personal twink.

>>1451545
>he doesn't know that everybody sounds outta breath after an adrenaline comedown

please exercise

He died.

:(

>>1451532

too much drugs. I guess you could say he was a pill man

>>1451582
Kek

>>1451515
oh shit... we are headlining now

It looks like a NEET came to meet Lesnar

Why is Brock repping Canada? Is he going to shitpost?

Matt Hardy
>wrote an entire angle ironically
>spent his own money just to do a stupid backyard match
>actually boosted TNA ratings through this and could possibly be one of the greatest draws of all time

>muh vanilla midget indie darling
kys

>>1451480
>vanilla
>indie

You're dumb-as-fuck.

Artistic talent is a heel trait in WWE.

(Because Vince doesn't have any.)

>>1451409
Too bad they already got Ascencioned-

>Jobbers in a jobber feud.

>>1451409
Because the literally have the word Villain in their name faggot

>>1451392
stupid idiot orton was already announced

>>1451392
no

>>1451393
never officially announced

>>1451358
>disbanding
Social Outcasts
>reuniting
The Shield

>>1451358
>disbanding
New Day

>reuniting
Rated RKO

>>1451358
>Disbanding
Authority
>Reuniting
Four horsewomen

>>1451331
KEK CM PHIL BTFO

I know that "autism" gets used a lot on 4chan, but I think /asp/ is genuinely, by far, the most austim-ridden board here. You people are just a work of fucking art

>>1451408
>yet you post