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>>1451524
no. he even married a negress

Ah yes, doing whatever the company asks you to is not cuck behaviour at all, right?

fuckin' mark

>>1451524
Bret "The Saltman" Hart

>women's '''wrestling'''
>more exciting than anything
PLEASE HAVE SEX

>>1451449
Why would a 16 man elimination tag match that made 0 booking sense be exciting, let alone "technical"? Have you never seen a Survivor Series match? They always have lame pins.

Swaggie should have been allowed to finish Cesaro, though.

>>1451458
Manley detected. Do female wrestlers intimidate you?

Hire Matt Hardy

>>1451430
murder vince

>>1451432
This, OP.
I know Triphammer is probably looking for a serious answer but in all seriousness, hiring Broken Matt Hardy would put the entertainment back in World Wrestling "ENTERTAINMENT", wouldn't you agree Triphammer?

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Most of the tag teams on the main roster are literal shit right now.

>never get to see Cesaro+Kidd vs. American Alpha

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Who /oogabooga/ here?

>>1451147
I feel like a fag for saying this but I thoroughly enjoy both revival and alpha. I think they are what wrestling needs to be.

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>>1450360
When are they gonna release this shitter?

All of the shield have been disaster champions. They are getting 1/10th (ONE TENTH) of the ratings of wrestling viewers from the late 90s.

They are a trio of faggots and wrestling nowadays are shit. Not sure why you guys argue which of the 3 of the shield faggots are the worst with ratings when all 3 are the worst thing to ever happen to the product.

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They need to put the belt on mah boi Shinsoogi Nakibanana and have him feud with the Bully Club instead of having The Shield on TV.

>>1450223
Pleased to meet you, Ben.

I like the penis windows

some good symbolism

have sex

Marti is a qt
Allie is a qt
Rosemary is a freak

shame about jade tho

>>1449968
>Knockouts are actually able to extreme rule matches
>Muh wimminz revolution can only get more time to kill the crowd

>>1449961
For the WWE Championship
Broken Matt Hardy vs nWo beret Shawn Michaels

Everyone else is in a timed battle royale

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>>1449961
WWE championship
-Shawn Michaels(c) vs John Cena

(Streak Match)
Chris Benoit vs Undertaker

The Rock vs Triple H

IC Championship
Ultimo Dragon(c) vs Chris Jericho

Submission Match (Million Dollar Championship)
-Ted DiBiase(c) vs Tazz

Tag Team Championship
Edge & Randy Orton(c) vs Big Show & Rey Mysterio

US Championship (Fatal Four Way)
Matt Hardy(c) vs Christian vs Mr. Kennedy vs Chuck Palumbo

>>1449961
>we are going to book the greatest wrestlemania of all time.
>We have these list of wrestlers to use.
>Matt Hardy

It already is.

He used a gas powered lawnmower to ruin Brother Nero's carefully cut lawn.

The absolute madman!

>>1449809
"This is all the gas that is left from when I ran the lawn mower earlier."

All that hype for nothing. It was shit.

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>>1449211
This is what he meant
>Hypocrit
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't stop using HGH
>Pregnant
>Entitled brat
>Can't read
>Bald
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Roid Man
>Test dodger
>HGH Belly
>Dangerous Worker
>Slaps his head to beat the demons out, just like Benoit
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>His belly is ready to pop at any second
>Faggot
>Likes traps
>Doesn't like women
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Roids to Breakfast
>HGH drips out of his mouth on every promo
>RVD Ripoff
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic non-steroid diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle meat
>Failed to take the advice from the great CM Punk
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the hospital for a checkup
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Hormone fan
>Wrote...he can't. Illiterate
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being big, no one cares
>Thinks ripping off Goldberg is cool, it is not
>Mr. I steal moves
>HGH stolen from Arnold
>Adored by beta morons
>Jobs more than Ziggler
>Cried about Punk
>Cried about his little pecker
>Cried about Titus blacking him
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about his HGH dosage not being enough
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about his salary
>Is the only person who sees talent in his jobbing
>Performs worst move set
>Booked as a monster and now losing to illegal immigrants on the daily
>Most laughable failure in WWE history

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>>1449211
>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history


>"NO MR.RYBACK!!! PLEASE!!!! IM BEGGING YO-"

>>1449214
kEK

ooooh that wrestling forum probably in tears tonight

>>1448859
Del Rio is classy man, he wont marry this disgusting slut

I thought del Rio was married hmmm

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>>1448477
GRAND

SLAM

CHAMPION

WWWYKI

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Who was /lifelong/ lads?

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Eternally over, eternally the broski

woo woo woo!

>>1447439
WOW WOW WOW
YOU ARE AWARE OF THAT

No, fuck that. I want to see him challenge for the WWE title and beat deanetty clean with the BROSKI BOOT and the ROUGH RYDER

>Zack also uses new music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjLRANel1pc
IT'S HAPPENING SENPAI

>>1447293
POST FARTS

>>1447293
But how is the fart game?

>waits for "the dude" to post his entire folder bc all he does is sit inside all day and jack off his 1 cm dick

>>1446245
Shit her arms are pretty damn bug here. Are they much smaller now?

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Top of the evening to you

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>>1446249
Still look pretty good to me.