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>This is where the big boys play huh? Look at the adjective, play, we aint here to play.

What did he mean by this?

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Here is a list of WWE stars order by date of birth

>1950-1954: Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Roddy Piper, Ricky Steamboat, Ted Dibiase, Honky Tonk Man,
>1955-1959: Bret Hart, Jake Roberts, Ultimate Warrior, Diesel, Lex Luger, Razor Ramon, Mr Perfect, Vader
>1960-1964: Steve Austin, Sid, British Bulldog, Ken Shamrock, Brian Pillman, Billy Gunn, Savio Vega, Marc Mero,
>1965-1969: Triple H, Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker, Mick Foley, Batista, Kane, Chris Benoit, Booker T, Eddie Guerrero, Owen Hart, JBL
>1970-1974: The Rock, Chris Jericho, Edge, The Big Show, Rey Mysterio, RVD, Umaga, Mark Henry
>1975-1979: John Cena, Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, CM Punk, Jeff Hardy, Sheamus, AJ Styles, Bobby Lashley
>1980-1984: Daniel Bryan, The Miz, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Ryback, Wade Barrett, Cesaro
>1985-1989: Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Bray Wyatt, Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, Rusev, Big Cass, Chad Gable
>1990-1995: Bo Dallas, Sasha Banks, Rich Swann, Angelo Dawkins, Noam Dar

The Shield aren't the problem. Their one is the best group since the Attitude era.

Its the generation of WWE wrestlers that came before the Shield that fucked things up. It is the worst group of wrestlers WWE have ever had. If there were three top tier stars, instead of shitters like Dolph Ziggler and broken down outlaw wrestlers like Bryan, The Shield would have multiple hot main event feuds going and ratings would be strong.

Don't blame Roman Reigns for Ziggler and Cesaro sending fans to sleep. You should be thanking him for single-handedly carrying the worst roster WWE has ever had. In 10 years time you retards will look back and realise Roman is literally GOAT tier.

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So we're getting /raw/ and /sd/ gamethreads starting July 19th? This place is going to be loaded.

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Are they over?

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I barely watch """"women's"""" wrestling, but after I've seen all the smarks on social media cream themselves TO THIS DAY over the Bayley vs Sasha match on NXT, I finally decided to give it a try.
Peope were saying it was THE women's match, an INSTANT CLASSIC, that it was the best thing that happened on NXT or perhaps even in wrestling.

After I watched the whole 20 minute thing, I was just sitting there and asking myself "is there more?" because there was LITERALLY NOTHING special about it.
It felt like a regular men's match on Raw.
The spots were nothing out of the ordinary, the technicality of the match was below average, the match psychology was non-existent.

Am I missing something?

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>five years ago: realistic weapon physics where the environment reacted organically to everything you did (e.g. do an RKO off a ladder and if you land on a table it actually breaks, do a chokeslam and if your opponent lands on steel steps he actually slams onto them, etc.)
>now: nonexistent weapon physics; tables, ladders, and announce tables only break if you do a handful of contextual, preapproved moves

>ten years ago: a career mode with fun, original storylines, voice acting, cutscenes, branching paths, and an actual narrative
>now: "career mode" that has no storyline whatsoever, no dialogue, no real cutscenes, no meaningful interaction with any characters, and is an anemic, boring, fomulaic mess consisting of you fighting the same guys over and over on Superstars for fifteen in-game years until you mercifully retire

>thirteen years ago: harcore matches where you could seamlessly fight from the ring to the backstage area to the locker room to the boiler room to the street outside to the subway station to motherfucking Times Square
>now: "hardcore" matches where you can't go more than a few feet from the ring and can't even throw people off the stage
Disgusting.

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Did anyone else hear JBL say this shit? at the end of the last Raw stream?

http://watchwrestling.in/watch-wwe-raw-742016/

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thanks for encouraging me to lose weight /asp/

Here's day 1 picture and hopefully ill be back in a month to show my progress

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Tag team when?

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>that's MR. Ryback to you!

Who was the great ryback talking to?

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>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat, slow womanlet
>Weak
>Doesn't lift
>Flat all over
>Shit hair
>Derpy eyes
>Oompa loompa skin
>Can't talk properly
>Has brain damage
>Drugged out whore
>Deaf
>Feminist
>Jobber to the stars, never done anything impressive
>Was part of the worst storyline in WWE history
>Will never draw a penny
>Sloppy, botched in her first Wrestlemania match
>Worst suplexes of all time
>Worst armbar of all time
>Cucked by Bayley
>Cucked by Albert
>Autistic social retard
>Everything about her is cringe inducing
>Dates manlets, the only men pathetic enough to give her attention
>Irrelevant and liked only by beta virgins
>Will be forgotten in 5 years
>Will always be B+ to Sasha's A+

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Who is the biggest draw of all time and why is it Roman?

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Hey /asp/ I'm going to Smackdown tonight, what should my sign say

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Are you ready for the greatest wrestling match of the last few years tonight?

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When did you stopped being a Dean Ambrose fan and what was your reason?

>realizing he will never do anything crazy to make up for his moveset in the WWE