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>>1441245
True

>Never in my Iife have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Finn Balor walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird vanilla midget pied piper. It was amazing.
>You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words

>>1441245
Fuck his size, he's just boring as fuck.

>>1440939
>Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
>You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.

>>1440939
You should head over to Reddit if you want to 'discuss' wrestling. Have fun getting buried when you have a dissenting opinion

>>1440946

I wonder what's worse. Having my post just disappear due to dislikes, or having every attempt at discussion or opinion dissolve into 18+, lose weight, have sex, etc..

>>1440858
You guys are fucked up
He was just trying to explain how he feels

>>1440867
>You guys are fucked up
>He was just trying to explain how he feels

What intention was cast behind this sentence?

he meant skinny fat manlets are killing the business

>>1440802
Take his advice

>>1440813
>killing the business

He'd be the expert on that, seeing as how he had the lowest-drawing WWF Title reign of ALL-time.

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Reminder you are just jealous

>>1440339
Kevin shouldn't you be at an all you can eat right now?

>Owens literally more successful in his debut year than Ryback was in nearly 6

How will gorillacuck ever recover?

Cancer man punk

one night stand

What a sad little man

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TO THIS

>>1439074
Make-up, posturing, lighting, expression, angle.

>>1439077
Lots of makeup + hair stylist.

>>1437857
>le bitter failed wrestler man

well uuuuh ya know uuuuuuuh *cough*

>well, y'know, a-a-a-a-a lot's going on, y'know.
>exciting stuff?
>nonononononononoononononoononono!! but, uh, yeah, y'know, y'know what I mean? but like, yeah.
>cool.

benoit yourself sashacuck

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I do really fancy her, not gonna deny it.

Good to hear her match with Asuka went really well. I had a feeling it would.

Any answer other than Mike Lient is objectively incorrect.

>>1436386
Teddy Roosevelt

goju guy

have you ever actually watched him? absolutely savage, he just has this way about how he moves. Its impossible to get a bead on him, so much dexterity, so surprising.

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>"""Women's Wrestling"""

1. Becky
2. Asuka
3. Charlotte
4. Nia Jax
5. Sasha Banks

>>1435180
If you actually rate woman "wrestlers" by their skill and not their looks, you're a fucking loser

>>1446096
And Nakamura will be made into Mizdow.
Watch it happen folks.
The only way this guy succeeds is if he gets pushed as chink Lesnar or chink taker, or he makes the intercontinental title his and beats the fuck out of all the main talent to do so.

>>1446109
Also, give him Paul heyman to help overcome the language barrier.

>>1446114
Nakamura is legit a better English promo than Reigns.

>>1446056
Yep
> anigay
double gay

> alexa bliss, becky lynch
> can't fap

yes

>>1446056
You are a homosexual. Congratulations, my son.

>>1445725
They're actually great wrestlers.
They should be much better Usos.

>marks getting that worked by Puerto Ricans

Epico has a great shithead heel grin

>>1445730
The whole gimmick has been doomed since day one. Puerto Rico literally just got bailed out from bankruptcy.