Will he bring us to the promised land of [spoiler]record high[/spoiler]?
>>1450267
"Yes"
I like him, but you can't depend only on him to bring in the ratings. Other talent have to help in the draws.
>>1450267
If they had invested in him while he had mainstream breakthrough, then there was a 1% of record high, sure. The reality is that we will never get back to the record high promised land of Stone Cold/Rock days.
>>1450391
No one from here on after will even get close to Stone Cold/Rock days. It's not possible.
Was this the greatest cash in of all time?
Yes
He saved us from Super Cena and we got to see Lita's boob out of it
>>1450205
Edge is one of my all time favourites but the announcement from vince kinda ruined it for me
>>1450205
Seth's was better
so im guessing wwe's new smackdown logo is a throwback to the old logo? Thoughts?
>>1450139
>no exclamation point
JUST
>>1450139
>They're so desperate for ratings they literally copy everything they did fifteen years ago.
Lol pathetic
>>1450139
Why are they even doing this? If nobody wants to watch a 3 hour Raw, nobody will tune in for 4-6 hours of brand split garbage
Is Adam pacitti Sam Hyde in disguise?
Not alpha enough
>finisher's name is just the wrestler's initials
>>1449886
>Finsher is a basic move with a different name.
>This somehow makes it stronger.
Speaking of finishers wasn't Cena's AA called the "FU" at one point?
>>1449889
Yes, but muh PG
>New Day is seriously going to disband thanks to this band of jobbers who haven't won shit and have been buried by everyone
Literally how much coke do you have to snort to think this is a good decision
Post yfw it was all a ruse
>>1449787
Don't worry, Braun is going to get knocked out and wew day will win.
Useless feud for sure.
Eventually Enzo and Cass will be champion...right?
New day don't need tag titles to be over. Maybe they will finally make Wyatts look strong. But its too late.
>I gave them almost a year's notice and I did whatever they asked me to do and I busted my ass and till the day I left, they didn't think I was leaving and on the night that I left, I think a few people said 'goodbye' to me and said 'thank you', but it was like a very few. And then I walked out. Security, Muriel, I , Sassy, escorted me out the door by myself. No 'see you later, Dave', 'thanks for everything', 'keep in touch'. It was sad, man. It really put things in perspective on where I stood with them. I left there with a broken back. Not a lot of people realize that or appreciate that, but in my last match with Cena, I broke my back.
>I think it was more the impression that they were just so anti me. It was almost the trendy thing to be anti me. So yeah, it wasn't like they were booing me because [I was] being the heel or whatever. They weren't booing it because it was a show. It's like a personal attack. It really wasn't something that was show related or entertainment based. It was really like a personal attack. It became everything I did. It was an internet thing. Everything I did, I came back and I demanded to come back at the Royal Rumble and main event WrestleMania and none of that s--t was my idea. I just wanted to come back. I didn't ask for a lot of money. I didn't ask for a lot of money. I didn't say I wasn't going to do house shows. I didn't say I won't put this guy over. I didn't say any of that. I just wanted to come back and wrestle.
>>1449544
>>I don't know how they missed it, but what really bothers me about that run as well is while people were so busying chanting 'CM Punk' or 'you suck' or 'Bootista' or Bluetista', they actually missed a lot of really good wrestling. Like Dolph [Ziggler] and I had some kick-ass matches we threw together at the last second and everybody missed it, man, because they were so busy wrapped up with their 'CM Punk' chants or 'Bluetista' chants. They missed out on a lot of good wrestling, man, a lot of good, old fashioned storytelling. It really hurt my feelings that people just missed out on that. It was just a shame.
What can we do to cheer Batista up, bros?
>>1449545
Honestly, Big Dave won. He's a major Marvel character, he's been in a Bond film, meanwhile WWE is sliding deeper into a giant pool of shit. It's sad that his return didn't work out but Dave won.
>based batista giving nearly a years notice
>cm punk leaving right there.and then
Will WWE ever sign this absolute madwoman?
She's got a foot in the door if her hubby Gargano can get himself some influence.
>>1449215
no more indy darlings please, especially divashitters
Isn't her whole schtick intergender matches?
Which WWE would never do?
>>1449228
>no more indy darlings please,
t. FedoRamen
stay cucked volcanoniggah
Was Krispin Wah a good wrestler? I keep seeing pictures of this guy with the belt and he has a great look but I can't find any info about him on the WWE webpage. What's he up to these days, indies? NXT? New Japan? Does he own a restaurant like Scott Steiner?
If we told you WWE would send people to kill us. They don't want anyone to know about him.
>>1448681
18+
xD
Hey /asp/, this evening I was thinking about going out for some pizza, buying a six pack and pick up some DVDs from Redbox....
AND THEN I'M GONNA BEAT UP JOHN CENA
Hey /asp/, this evening I'm doing shots of bourbon and watching TNA Impact...
AND THEN I'M GONNA BEAT UP JOHN CENA.
Hey /asp/, this evening I was thinking about crying myself to sleep thinking about my miserable life...
AND THEN I'M GONNA BEAT UP JOHN CENA
Hey /asp/, this evening I was thinking about going out for some Chinese, buying some Vaseline and pick up some paper towels from Walmart...
AND THEN I'M GONNA BEAT OFF TO JOHN CENA
I JUST WANT RYBACK BACK ON MY TV
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FUCK YOU VINCE
Me too, fuck triple faggot boy for being scared of true alphas, theres a reason why he picked babby dick rollins as his adopted son.
>>1447182
same
>>1447182
Is he going to eat that child??
Everyone shits on Daniel Puder because he almost broke Kurt Angle's arm but he literally did nothing wrong.
>the whole thing was a completely unscripted, shoot amateur wrestling match
>the only rule was "no striking"
>Angle made the previous contestant tap out via a neck crank and legitimately broke his ribs
>Daniel Puder's turn, he blocks Angle's takedown and locks him into a kimura lock
>referee has to improvise a screwjob finish so that Angle doesn't tap and wins, even though it's an unscripted, legit fight
>Puder lets go immediately as the bell rings and tries to shake Angle's hand after the match even though he was just fucked-over
>Angle has a tantrum and acts like a whiny faggot because a "rookie" just made him look like a little bitch on national television
>Angle's defense is "B-B-BUT SUBMISHUNS WEREN'T ALLOWED ;_;" even though he himself beat one of the contestants with a submission
>the rest of the locker room then beats the shit out of Puder even though he was in the right all along
Video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_12qn29WKA
Based Puder goes for hand shake.
Kek Angle got pwned
>muh respeck
ITT: We book WCW in 2001.
http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showthread.php?t=523377
Here's my roster.
Here's the second part of the roster.
WCW World Heavyweight Champion: Booker T
WCW United States Title: Vacant. Tournament is being held for the title. Who should win the tournament? DDP is 45, so I don't want to push him too hard btw.
last thread >>1424680
>>1444549
Are you gonna delete this thread as well you ultra autist?
Dean is objectively shit. Delete this thread and try again
>>1444556
>>1444553
Why so salty?
Will tonight be the night that Deanetty brings Raw's rating under 2.0 for the first time 20 years?
Dean will boost ratings to 4.0 tonight
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>>1441346
saved
Nothing they could do tonight will save tonight's ratings.
Enjoy your record low shitposting with the same 15 people saying the same 5 things while no one actually gets mad tomorrow though