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>"When somebody goes, 'Well, you just can't get people over with 50/50 booking,' [I'll always say] 'Oh, I'm sorry, how's your territory coming? Because this one seems to be doing pretty good over here.' We just had the largest WrestleMania in history." Triple H said. "People talk a lot of smack about ratings and things, but they don't understand all of the dynamics of everything we do. They don't. They sit on the internet and they read one thing and they give their point of view."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXtGmLsHiEI

Same old shit?

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>Regarding Paige, there may be some nerve damage regarding her back and shoulder issues. I was told her neck issue is similar to what a lot of the guys have had that had serious problems where the problem has led to weakness in the right arm which was the first stage for some major issues with a lot of the guys.

https://archive.is/5MHz0

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>Booker T gets a documentary about his past
>Becomes the #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship
>Becomes over as fuck and gets a huge fanbase

Ok ok, nothing wrong here

>Triple H cuts a promo stating: "People like you don't get to be champion'
>Makes fun of his dancing and nappy hair

Now wrestling 101, when race is brought in the babyface ALWAYS has to go over

>Feud gets national coverage
>WWE is seen as racist

At this point it should be a given that Booker T is going over

>Booker T squashes Triple H the RAW before Mania

It seems set in stone he's winning

>Match happens
>Booker T hits HHH with everything he has to no avail
>Triple H hits one pedigree
>Takes like a minute to cover Booker T

Ok so naturally, Booker T should kick out

>1...2...3
>Triple H retains

Is there a worse burial?

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>WWE could include LGBT characters in the 'near future,' Stephanie McMahon says
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/08/11/wwe-to-soon-include-lgbt-characters.html

Fuck this shit right off!
END this nonsense before it begins.
There should be NO gay or lesbian characters in WWE simply because sexual preference should NOT matter, and the show is PG.

Just because you are gay, doesn't mean everyone has to know, or that you have to act differently.
You can still act normal, and not like a fruit.

Pushing this gay agenda across TV, WWE namely, is nonsense and will turn a LOT of people off.

Stop these gay perverts from destroying WWE with their gay warped characters.
Fair enough if you are gay behind the scenes, but there should be NO "gay rights" gay wrestlers that are openly gay and portraying gay characters in WWE.

>Fuck Stephanie McMahon.
>You realize WWE's Downfall is all her fault right? Not Vince or Linda or Shane.
>It's all fucking SJW Stephanie.

Pink cancer month in WWE,
Faggot snoop dogg in WWE,
Faggot Puff Daddy in WWE,
What the fuck Steph?

FIX WWE BY REMOVING FAGGOTRY.

The end.

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>Damien Sandows makes his debut in TNA. Apparently he's doing things HIS way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECH3ETSmhpc

>Title vs Title: World and X Division Champion Bobby Lashley vs James Storm for all the gold

>EC3 and Eddie Edwards vs Mike Bennett and Moose

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Well lads,

not so smug now are we?

All you little marks complaining about whatcultureprowrestling haha

saying the commentary is shit

So what did we do?

WE WENT A SIGNED THE GREATEST GOD DAMN COMMENTATOR OF ALL TIME

leave your comment below :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7LTwrMnxNA&ab_channel=WhatCultureWrestling

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What went wrong?

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Who's the cringiest WWE fan ever?

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>Alexa Bliss is not the hottest female WWE talent to ever exist

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Becky has the best ____

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http://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/wwe-plans-integrate-lgbt-characters-programming-n627411?cid=sm_tw

WHO HYPE?
>McMahon told NBC OUT her organization is committed to inclusive storytelling going forward.

>"We will integrate LGBT characters into our programming ... and I do think there will be an opportunity to integrate some of those storylines in the near future," she said.

>Through its partnership with GLAAD, an LGBT media advocacy organization, WWE is also prioritizing sensitivity in their writers' room.

>"We've had GLAAD come in and speak to our entire writing team and give a whole tutorial on sensitivities, the right words, the wrong word [and] why those words matters," she explained. "I think that with their guidance and support, we will be able to portray that [LGBT storyline] appropriately."

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Alright, let's be somewhat civil here;

Had Punk main evented a WM, would he still be with the company? Or would he have taken his ball and left by now anyway...?

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Today we are going to learn how to sell.