Where does /asp/ get their wrasslin' news from?
/asp/
>>1581564
/asp/
>>1581564
/asp/
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So now that the Deanetty meme is set in stone
Can we talk about Based Seff? When is he gonna save the company?
>Jasethy
Aikido thread
I'm going for my shodan test this weekend, any tips?
meme
>>1581505
Make sure you don't actually apply any martial arts techniques, that will probably get you disqualified.
>>1581505
>any tips?
Make sure to get perfectly good nights of sleep the whole week leading up to the test.
>this weekend
Better start now.
Why is he wasting his fucking time with enzo and Cass in a TAG match at summerslam. He should be fighting for the universal belt
>>1581488
Jericho will never be in a major singles feud for a big title again
>>1581482
Probably did watch ghostbusters and he probably enjoyed watching Kristen wig and the other girl be ghostbusters.
Who is the next shitcarder to take the top titles?
There's plenty of room in the new era and Vince is willing to give handjobs to the smarks.
Fandango and Cesaro are good bets.
>"They deserve it"
Sasha Banks
>>1581439
Sasha Banks already has Raw's top title
>Rawtists
Who is the next talentless fuck to take the top titles?
There's plenty of room in the new era and Vince is willing to give handjobs to the anti-smarks.
Braun Strowman is a great bet.
>"He's big lol"
Demon Finn is going over.
There's nothing that can be done to stop it.
Ladies and gentlemen, your first ever Universal Champion.
A fucking """""Universal""""" Championship
>>1581407
literally who?
He is smaller than my dick
How have people not noticed Carter is a Jasethy shill yet?
>>1581336
> its another carter talks about himself for attention thread
>>1581347
Nope
You're Carter trying to change the subject
How come he never gets permabanned?
What does the WWE do now that based Stone Cold has exposed this autistic, weirdo cuck? Ziggler beating the Lunatic Cringe at Summerslam is pretty much guaranteed now right?
No Dolph, it isn't
Would be pretty stupid of them, in my opinion.
Dean should retain after having a great close match.
Also, the majority of people enjoyed Dean's interview and it does not reflect badly on him in any way, much less "expose" him. Your memery has no power in the real world.
Yes, can't wait til based dolph beats Zero Muscles Ambrose
Why was he so hesitant to talk about his childhood, was he molested as a kid or something?
probably
Probably whored himself out or was a drug dealer.
He shot a man in reno just to watch him die
So Lesnar was fun for a while there after he beat The Undertaker at Wrestlemania.
Since then, the "Suplex City" stuff seems like a cover for him being lazy and not really putting any effort into having creative matches, his UFC doping scandal, his "this is just a paycheck" mentality, and Ambrose confirming that he's not willing to do much of anything other than show up, I'm kind of done with him.
Here's hoping that Randy Orton goes over at Summer Slam, and Brock starts to actually put some effort into wrestling again.
I saw this post on Reddit
You have to go back
>>1581355
So, you browsed Reddit too? Time for you go back as well.
>Interesting Lesnar story here - So...a friend of mine used to work in WWE back 2002-2003. Her job was in production and she primarily worked on the DVDs WWE would release back then (this was well before the WWE Network).
>Anyway, they were filming a Brock DVD and took a trip to his farm in Minnesota. She said they were filming a spot in his barn and these baby birds were chirping. The production crew was about to grab the nest and move it somewhere as to not interrupt the audio of the segment.
>Brock had other plans. He grabbed the nest, put it on the ground and stomped on it with no emotion. The crew was a bit taken aback, and Brock said "That's how we do things around here. You don't like it? You can fucking leave. Let's get on with this."
BASED
>The best current theme is for a former TNA guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5hU9OKE-cc
>I watch NXT
Only man who could get 4000 Scotsman to mark out to Madonna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBtGFaa0idY
>>1581286
His entrance to Fear and Loathing last year was great. People go insane for that song.
I don't understand why WWE wastes their time with guys like these when they've got plenty of wrestlers like him already to fill up the time between the top-of-the-hour segments already. He has no charisma, he cannot talk, he botches like crazy, he gives me no reason at all to like him or give a crap about his matches.
What's the point?
niggers gonna nig
>>1581247
Name 3 more "like him"
>>1581247
>he gives me no reason at all to like him
But he smiles a lot and has a really cheery upbeat positive personality!
Bryan and Balor
>5 foot nothing
>manlet
>over as fuck
>fuck hot girls
>alpha male
>draw
>charismatic
>loved by everyone
Roman Reigns
>heightist
>introvert
>zero charisma
>negative draw
>liked only by Pajeets
>beta male
>ugly wife
>but muh height
let the beta heightist tears flow
>>1581155
Nice dubs.
Do they represent your height?
>>1581155
>lumping in my beautiful Bryan with Baloring
>>1581161
SAVAGE
>Balor
>fucks hot girls
Lel
>"You guys look at your [195 pound wannabe] heroes and think, 'oh he looks just like me, if he can be champion so can I'... you're livin' in a fantasy. So I need you to go back to your jobs at Hot Topic. Get outta your fantasy world. Get outta my world."
Why is he so right?
>>1581144
lol tattoos roids and botox
he shoulda won at WM30
>>1581144
FUCKING BASED
>Squash Matches
>Good
Pick one. It's just like a Diva's piss break match, but with guys instead.
>>1581117
squashes are ment to build guys up before pushing them into a proper fued, WWE has been using far to many of them after the brandsplit
>>1581134
Guys like Braun who have already been booked against guys like Roman and Dean aren't built up whatsoever by beating James Ellworth and Drake's younger brother.
If anything squashes should be for getting over their move-sets.
>>1581134
It's still a piss break. Once you see that vanilla midget on screen you know it's time to change the channel/go shit