Please Smacklads. I am on my hands and knees BEGGING you to let me join you. I admit I was wrong.
Please.
Fuck off, we're full
This is the future you chose
Yeah, nope...
Live by the sword and, well, you know.
ITT: Meme wrestlers
pic related
>>1580521
>le glorious man
garbage
GLORIOUS
>>1580521
Definitely a meme wrestler. I've never seen him wrestle or cut a promo but I know his entrance music.
Is there a bigger cuck in all of wrestling?
> manlet
> flippyshit
> spider spot monkey
> needs web gimmick to get over
> doesn't pay dues
> shoots on established stars
> homophobic
> can't work a match over 2 minutes
> leaves straight after his rocket push
>>1580488
please explain to me how any of those things makes him a cuck
>>1580491
Harry Osborn is the bull.
>>1580488
>>1580480
Maybe in horse racing or some shit but sasha banks isn't a horse you FAGGOT she's a human being.
>>1580492
No, she's quite clearly a horse
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is finishing up filming his scenes for Fast 8 this week, which is set to release on April 14, 2017. Johnson, who joined the franchise with Fast 5 in 2011, posted a surprising social media post ripping some of his co-stars in the movie.
> My female co-stars are always amazing and I love 'em. My male co-stars however are a different story. Some conduct themselves as stand up men and true professionals, while others don't. The ones that don't are too chicken s--t to do anything about it anyway. Candy asses. When you watch this movie next April and it seems like I'm not acting in some of these scenes and my blood is legit boiling - you're right.
>rock vs vin no DQ match at wrestlemania
book it
>Women are good!
>Men are bad!
Fuck this SJW cuck
Rock heel turn when
>More meat than Becky
>Not autistic like Becky
>Not bog eyed like Becky
>No need for fake tan like Becky
>Has a sexier accent than Becky
Sign her Vince.
>>1580432
Uggo.
>>1580432
>more womens """"""Wrestlers"""""" consuming air-time
On my hands and knees with tears streaming down my face, hope leaving me at alarming rates, the God that I have followed my entire life abandoning me in my hour of greatest need, begging and PLEADING you, please, please please PLEASE, HAVE SOME FUCKING SEX.
Butterface. And she does look autistic.
In one hour with Austin all but a few manchild nerds and kids who don't know better have turned on him.
Simply - Ambrose rambled lethargically through the interview because he knew that saying more would reveal to everyone he's a phony. At his core he's a nice middle-class boy who is playing at being broken.
No one has turned on him. The shitposters just got more material to shitpost with.
>>1580424
>At his core he's a nice middle-class boy who is playing at being broken.
Could you expand on that? I didn't watch last night
>>1580424
>At his core he's a nice middle-class boy who is playing at being broken.
Didn't he actually have a fucked up-bringing though?
>Artistically, Brock didn't want to do anything.
>Brock is Brock and he's all about Brock.
>I had all these ideas for how crazy it was going to be and I was met with laziness.
What did he mean by this?
As if it wasn't obvious what happened the moment that shit match started.
Fuck Brock.
>>1580385
Man's a one-trick psuedo-Onita nice boy who plays at being 'damaged' both professionally and in life. When faced with a real man in Brock 'The Best Big Match Wrestler in the World Today' he crumbled and now ascribes fault to the latter like a bitch.
So when Jericho agreed to do everything why was he on the receiving end of it? Why didn't this badass lunatic get more than one tack in his arm?
Okay, who do we see?
>The British bulldog
Based
>>1580306
Tyson Kidd
The Rock
Daniel Bryan
Kalisto
Sin Cara
Sasha Banks
Hideo Itami
Edge
Bret Hart
The British Bulldog
Brawn Strowman
Sheamus
AJ Styles
>>1580306
bret hart
rock
viper
hhh
tyson kidd
british bulldog
baron corbin
billy gunn
>David Allen "Dave" Meltzer[3] (born October 24, 1959) is an American journalist covering professional wrestling and mixed martial arts.
>Since 1983, he has been the publisher/editor of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter (WON). Meltzer has also written for the Oakland Tribune, the Los Angeles Times, Yahoo! Sports, and The National Sports Daily. He has extensively covered mixed martial arts since UFC 1 in 1993 and currently covers the sport for SB Nation.
>Meltzer has been called "the most accomplished reporter in sports journalism" by Frank Deford of Sports Illustrated.[4]
>He is also a frequent lecturer on many aspects of the business of MMA, professional wrestling and boxing at the Graduate School of Business, Stanford University.[5]
>David Allen "Big Dick Swingin" Meltzer (born October 24, 1959) is an American journalist covering professional wrestling and mixed martial arts.
Fixed
Fuck off melt, not today
>>1580283
>it's like if a guy in a wrestling match pulled down his pants and wiggled his dick and is going "look at the reaction I got!" and it's like yeah you got a reaction, you're a dick
what did he mean by this?
What's his appeal?
>>1580201
He is good in the ring, has a good look and the demon thing is cool
demon
Le face paint meme, he's going to be the rey mysterio of this generation
Why does everyone on the main roster wear black these days? It's fucking boring
Post best wrastlin' attires
>>1580165
Where can I buy Titus' shirt?
>>1580167
By hitting the gym
Uhhh.. I mean.. uh... you know... I ... uh.
but uh.... I like.... that... and uh..... I ....
hey.... I like that.... yeah uhm... alright.. alright...
and I was like... yeah...
Is this a Meltz thread?
you just know thats the dxm binges carching up to him
>>1580079
no coughs, so no
When Sienna was good
looks like a prostitute going in for coffee at 6 am after a hard nights work
Rude
>>1580035
Sienna was never good
Why are we subjected to literal cucks every Monday and Tuesday?
Are they intentionally trying to sabotage the shows by putting two of the biggest fags in the history of this business as the authority figures?
But anon
Daniel Bryan is based af! Yes! Yes! Yes! XD
Their roles haven't been properly done since Jack Tunney. What do you want? Even austin sucks in the Commissioner/GM role, it's thankless and shitty and just a pity paycheck.
>>1579973
Regal in NXT comes close, but there needs to be more miscarriages of justice for him to adjudicate.