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What's Deano doing here?
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Dean: Can I get the belt now?
Vince: *expression you see in picture*
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>>1581083
>"Yes, Vince. Austetty was very disrespectful. We need to remove him. He knows."
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>>1581093
>This -tetty meme has gone too far
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>He did it. He won.
>For the first time in his entire career, the Undertaker was the winner of the Royal Rumble. And it hadn't been an easy win at all. Shawn Michaels was as tenacious and determined as he remembered, even though it had been several years since they had been in the ring together. He put up a good fight, to say the least.
>As the Undertaker stood up slowly, reeling slightly from the two chair shots he had taken, he noticed Shawn Michaels sitting on the ramp, looking up at him. Their eyes met, and a feeling of mutual respect passed between them. The Deadman gave the Heartbreak Kid a small nod, watching as the smaller man walked up the ramp, obviously disappointed that he hadn't won, but being gracious in a way that surprised him.
>'Tough son of a bitch,' he thought, standing tall in the ring and turning to face the Wrestlemania sign that hung above him. 'I'd kill to get another shot at him.'
>Shawn smiled slightly as the Superstars crowded around him, congratulating him on his amazing battle with the Undertaker.
>"I guess it was pretty cool," he conceded at last, drawing a laugh from the guys who stood around, still patting him on the shoulder. "But I really wanted to win."
>Brian Kendrick stepped forward, smiling. "I don't think it matters; you and the Undertaker were amazing out there. No one here wants to admit it, but you guys are the best out of all of us!"
>HBK patted his former student on the head, chuckling. "Well, I could have told you that before tonight," he said, walking into the locker room to shower and go over the details of his match, as he often did. His phone rang almost immediately after he got into the locker room. It was Hunter, of course, congratulating him, and telling him how he was more worthy of the Wrestlemania spot than the Undertaker.
>"Thanks buddy," Shawn said with a sincere smile. "Hey, hope you feel better soon."
>"Please, Shawn. This injury can't keep me down. You know that."
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Neither ever drew a dime
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Ao who fucks who in this one
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>The Heartbreak Kid laughed, feeling slightly better, before saying his goodbye and getting into the steaming hot shower. As the water ran over his body, easing his muscles, he found his mind wandering from the Rumble, to the Undertaker, to Hunter, and then back to the Undertaker again.
>'What a tough guy,' Shawn thought, stepping out of the shower and sitting on a bench, draped in a white towel. 'He's amazing… I wish we could have some more matches together, 'cause there's no one even close to being like him here on RAW.'
>As he sat, deep in thought, he became aware of a heavy silence outside. 'Everyone must be going home,' he thought, slipping into a pair of blue jeans and a black tank top. As he put on his brown vest, however, he realized with a shock that he didn't have a ride home. He and Triple H had always rode back to the hotel together, but since the Game had been injured earlier this month, Shawn had been riding with the last person to leave. But this time, judging from the silence, everyone was already gone.
>"Perfect," the Heartbreak Kid muttered, stuffing his ring gear into his bag and walking out to the parking lot. From the looks of things, even the ring crew had left, making Shawn wonder just how long he had been thinking about his fight tonight. 'So close to winning,' he thought again, kicking a can and watching it skid off into the practically empty parking lot.
>"Need a ride?" a deep voice asked softly from somewhere behind him. HBK turned around and saw the Undertaker standing there, still in his ring gear, hands on his hips as they often were when he had been standing still for too long or waiting for something. "Everyone's gone home already," he said, black hair swaying in the gentle breeze.
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Isn't it funny how on the one side you have a person who grew up loving and being obsessed with wrestling, and who started her career really early in life and has been wrestling for a while now, yet is still really sloppy in the ring and on the mic...
... while on the other side you have a person who probably grew up hating wrestling, and got her start in wrestling way way later in life (she's 30, the other is 24) and also way after the person on the other side got started meaning way fewer hours in the ring, yet the latter person is far more skilled both in the ring and on the mic?
Guess it just goes to show that there is such a thing as genetic superiority
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>>1581035
I'm not sure equestrians have thought processes that deep or intricate.
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>>1581035
If Hitler won every woman would look like Charlotte. Fuck this gay earth.
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>>1581035
> skilled in the ring
> cant sell
> cant throw a punch
> cannot even throw a half good chop
I know sasha is sloppy but charmutt is fucking gutter
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debut when?
which show?
my guess:
mystery something at Survivor Series
or Royal Rumble
Raw, because it lacks starpower
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when he learns how to speak english
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Royal Rumble 2018, enters at #30 and wins it.
Challenges the SD champion, wins at 'Mania.
Forms a heel stable with other japanese wrestlers, also on SD.
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why are japanese wrestlers so flabby and unimpressive from a physical standpoint
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ITT : Feuds you want to see but but they never are going to happen 2016-08-09 17:08:16 Post No.1580873
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ITT : Feuds you want to see but but they never are going to happen
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Goldberg vs Edge
Goldberg vs The Undertaker
Goldberg vs Stone Cold Steve Austin
Bret Hart vs John Cena
Bret Hart vs CM Punk
Daniel Bryan vs Bret Hart vs Kurt Angle
Rusev vs Kurt Angle
AJ Styles vs Daniel Bryan
Daniel Bryan vs Shinsuke Nakamura
The Rock vs Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan vs John Cena
Hulk Hogan vs CM Punk
Sting vs The Undertaker
Sting vs Bray Wyatt
Shawn Michaels vs Seth Rollins
Shawn Michaels vs The Rock
Shawn Michaels vs Daniel Bryan
Daniel Bryan vs Brock Lesnar
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs CM Punk
Cactus Jack vs Dean Ambrose
Cactus Jack vs Luke Harper
CM Punk vs Eddie Guerrero
CM Punk vs Kurt Angle
Cesaro vs Kurt Angle
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Brock Lesnar
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Randy Orton
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>Sting vs The Undertaker
It hurts.
FUCK YOU HUNTER
FUCK YOU ROLLINS
And most importantly.
FUCK YOU VINCE
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>>1580925
>tfw they both were ring ready at WM31
>tfw they didn't even face another
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>>1580873
SCSA/Punk is my top 1
also Michaels/Rock, Sting/Taker
and hbk/ziggler
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Do ya' know about the Tutah DeDunah? 2016-08-09 16:17:22 Post No.1580779
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Do ya' know about the Tutah DeDunah?
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>>1580779
Do ya know about outraw wressringu, Seth-Chan?
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Based promo to be honest.
If he keeps it up baloring is ok with me.
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>>1580785
It would be fine if people could live solely on pre-taped backstage segments that are 10x easier for everyone. But they can't.
Also it was shit, kek
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I want to experience true love too 2016-08-09 13:54:55 Post No.1580351
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I want to experience true love too
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B A S E D
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>>1580351
If Rusev is the one to finally get Roman over, hopefully Vince will finally throw him a bone.
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1.5 hour raw a "best of"....
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genuinely feel bad for Lana when she was in the cake, but also happy for Rusev they look happy together.
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WHAT'S RAMBO APOCALYPSE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!
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That promo was so fucking bad
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I said this on another place (that shall go unnamed) but I dislike promos that don't involve another person and are otherwise unprovoked.
Like you can open the show with a solo promo but just coming out to talk about another guy and not have someone else in the ring to bounce back and forth off of comes off as really dull and lifeless. It's just someone talking about how awesome they are without a climax.
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>>1580193
>I said this on another place (that shall go unnamed)
Have sex.
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Raw ended with interference and a ref getting knocked out spot. Geez that's all Raw could come up with? That shit is pretty overplayed don't you think rawtists?
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>a well received traditional wrestling finish to a show to build up towards a major ppv is a bad thing
>every show should end with swerves, heel turns and clean title changes
this is what smackdownies actually believe
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>>1580047
No I would have liked Rusev going over clean, no title change, no swerve, no turn. I would just like something than the usual but rawtists are all for being cucked when it comes to finishing.
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>>1580047
Rawtist on damage control
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CM Phil, the skinnyfat midget geek with no muscles that he is, is going to be completely obliterated on September 10th.
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Mickey Gall is literally going to boil him like a potato
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I don't give a shit about Punk, but I'm looking forward to the outcome of this match. No matter what happens, there'll be mass outrage.
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>the state of deanetty
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>Austin looks like he want to murder Deanetty
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This will go down as one of the biggest meltdowns in WWE history. Dean is already a proven ratings cancer. Will not be surprised if he loses the belt at Summerslam
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>>1579075
What happened? Im not seeing the podcast.
We lost. How the fuck can we possibly recover after that
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>>1578880
You could kill yourself
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Raw was bad but i will NEVER watch cuckdown
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>>1578880
Roman shouldn't be on that flag since he and JeriGod are the only good things on RAM.
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>TFW YOU REALIZE THERE ARE NO JANITORS OR MODS ON /ASP/
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>>1577581
CP FLOOD INCOMING
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It's great isn't it?
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Love it
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>N-NO MR.CENA! PLEASE GET OFF ME! MY FRAGILE NECK CAN'T HANDLE YOUR MUSCLES! LITA PLEASE DO SOMETHING, FUCK HIM IF YOU HAVE TO! JUST GET HIM TO STOP
What did Edge Copeland mean by this?
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He wanted Cena to catch Lita's STDs and get shelved
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>>1577488
>>N-NO MR.EDGE! PLEASE DON'T SPEAR ME AGAIN! MY CHAMPIONSHIP CAN'T HANDLE YOUR CUNNING WIT! WWE UNIVERSE PLEASE DO SOMETHING, CHANT IF YOU HAVE TO! JUST GET HIM TO STOP
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I'm afraid you're a little late with this meme, sir. It hasn't been posted in weeks. May I recommend saving some wojak memes and taking a part of the various arguments going on about brand loyalty on this board? All the coolest shitposters like Deancuck and Bretslime are doing it.
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AND I'LL DO WHAT I MUST
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gain height
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GLORIOUS
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take a shower