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jeff is a draw
cm punk never drew a dime in his life

>>1584578
>Brother Nero
>draw
Pick neither.

Jeff considering kids and women loved him

they uploaded it to the fucking youtube channel of course its a work

>based Shane teasing a bra and panties match

Rawtists btfo

How can RAW compete?

what the hell damn guy

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But why?

>>1584540
Boredom sinks in and I've always loved martial arts

>>1584547
Why not? I use the same broom every night 5 nights per week. I'm used to having it in my hand, the weight, the aerodynamics of it, it'd be a perfect object for me to weaponize and nobody would realize what I'm sweeping these floors with can double as a tool of defense.

OBSOLETE

He needs to join the Wyatts and become Broken Bo Dallas after Bray betrays him

>>1584557
this

FILLER
I
L
L
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>Roman
>Seth
>Dean
What is the purpose of their employment again?

>Storwman
to beat up jobbers
>Baron Corbin
to be Undertaker 2.0 but that'll never happen
>the entire Wyatt Family
to be a faction of Undertaker 3.0s
>Ambrose
champion and tumblrites like him I guess
>Kalisto
somewhat entertaining flippy shit. One of the only lucha things I can bare because he doesn't cut a promo every 20 seconds
>Apollo Crews
3/5 compromise

Honestly don't know about everyone else

They're already making changes

Yes

2 years

The brand split probably didn't need to happen but a revamping of the shows definitely did. I feel like they took the hardest road possible to make people give a fuck about their company again when all they really needed to do was get better at creating captivating characters and storylines that people could actually get invested in. Yeah, they might've gotten a bit of a hype for awhile but that's already starting to die off with how poorly the shows have done. I think They've put themselves at a disadvantage by cutting their already paper thin roster in half. I give it about a year, max.

>Outlaw wrestling

please leave you Indy geek

>>1584445
They're irrelevant

Gb2wooo

can they bring eve torres back she looked nice

>>1584438

Their tag division is about as thin as Dean Ambrose's hairline.

>>1584438
Make it 3 tag teams bc wo on the street is Breeze is goin solo and gettin a big push, im fuckin serious

FAT CHICK THRILLER

Who?

>>1584377

18+ kiddo

Phil

>Womens """""""fighting"""""""

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>>1584364

gonna give it to ronda

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No this is

>no horns

not even close

>>1584320
Kek good one anon

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Quiet

Make me

>>1584191
serious question: why are there so many autistic tripfags in this board? I've never seen this amount of autism, not even when I browsed /b/

hed win

He would get his shit pushed in by an average BJJ practitioner. He would have zero ground game and get submitted every fight.

Kung Fu is just ethnic dancing. BJJ is the only way to win fights.

He would use his flying dragon kick and win every match.

>Raw: Too long, didn't watch
>SD: Too long, didn't watch

Didn't watch Raw

Samckdown: Eva/10

>>1584154
thus

It was awkward as fuck

Austin kept prodding Ambrose into talking about his personal life, but Dean wasn't having any of it.

Dean's unwillingness to open up obviously frustrated Austin

It was based as fuck

Dean and Austin successfully worked marks, smarks and anti smarks everywhere.

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>>1584116
Imagine being Austin in that podcast and having to be all like "damn, Deanetty Ambrose, you fuckin' badass, all cool with your skinny DYEL body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have put you over, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is chug beer and beat Debra at the Broken Skull Ranch. Like seriously imagine having to be Austin and not only sit in that chair while Dean Ambrose flaunts his college fratboy DUDE WEED LMAO indie chill vibes, the favorable lighting barely concealing his thinning hairline and shitty fringe, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that embarrassing promo. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's THE CHAMP and DAMN, DEAN AMBROSE LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his CZW indie shitter fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been ingesting nothing but a healthy diet of Broken Skull IPA, AlphaBrain and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Victoria Texas. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled brow as he sucks it in to attempt being alpha, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "hardcore (for that is what he calls himself)" image, the image he worked so hard for with indie feds in the previous years. And then the Vince calls for you to change the subject, and you know you could give a stunner every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Stone Cold. You're not going to lose your future podcast career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.