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>>1579970
Does he actually know that stuff or did they just feed it to him?

It'd be kinda cool if he actually knew Irish folklore when creating his character.

>>1580033
>Does he actually know that stuff or did they just feed it to him?

He read 2000ad as a kid, more specifically Pat Mills' Slaine.

>>1579970
Someone gunning for the top RAW title has to do more than decent. ESPECIALLY if he's a fresh face.

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>>1579761
Oh I can't wait for Finn to transform into his Semen Demon mode at summerslam.

>>1579761
That segment would have been 100% better if while Finn was talking about all the old Irish legends he reenacted them with his LEGOS.

>>1579761

Do ya know about chemsex, manlove?

p diddy is 5'10 for real. his wwe height would be 6'2

New Niggers are sellouts who crouched down

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>>1579744
Getting tips from based Big Tom

They're cousins, didn't you listen to Jericho last week?

>>1579732
I thought Snoop Dog was her cousin?

Puff Diddy doesn't fuck horsefaces.

>>1579613
Autism

>>1579613
A FUCKING WOMEN'S """""""""FANTASY""""""""" """""""""""""""WRESTLING""""""""""""""" THREAD

Moveset:


Finishing moves:

Primary: Vertigo- following a kick to the gut, a bottom(or middle)-rope springboard into a sideways single-knee chin-breaker to a standing opponent (springboarding can often be replaced by any elevated position such as a reversal to being carried) ( bottom-rope changed to middle when wrestling men)

Submission: The Grips of Delirium- (a modified Cobra Clutch) from a standing position behind a standing opponent; from under the opponent's armpit, she grabs their left wrist with her left hand, raising the arm up until the opponent's hand is pinned against their neck, she then brings her right arm over their right shoulder and across their face to reach and grab their left elbow. So in effect, she cuts off blood flow to their brain by squeezing their neck between their own left forearm and her right bicep. A bodyscissor takedown is administered while applying the choke.

High Flying: Shooting Star Press


Signature moves:

[In Women's Division]
Dizzy Dog: set up by facing opponent then applying a left arm wrist lock to get behind the opponent, apply pressure to bend them over, then leap-frogging to sit on their left shoulder and riding them down to the mat with a Bulldog.

Dizz Kiss- discus clothesline (like Natalya's)

Tail Spin- airplane spin into a spin-out flapjack (often used to setup a Vertigo or GoD)

[Added in Cruiserweight Division]
Dizzaster Kick: Backflip kick (or Pele)

Bank Shot: (counter for a hard throw into turnbuckle) Instead of hitting the turnbuckle she ricochets off the ropes adjacent to them then ricochets off the ropes to the other side of the turnbuckle then shoots out with a dropkick to her opponent (like a ball coming back out of the corner in pool)

To be continued with career summary and highlights...

>>1579561
Who's that?

>Roman is unironically the most over guy on Raw now
/wew/ on suicide watch

>>1579564
The crowd was cheering for Rusev weeb

i bet they pitched this segment just so they could call him doc gallows

based

What the fu k happened this raw. Everyone got a personality suddenly. Except for jasethy and Finn of course

Hope this is a one off and not a new shitty gimmick as doctors

Who?

Nobody cares about this Indy hack with no personality, he's like the shady guy that sells dope public transport.

>>1579543
Honestly this, they need to make casuals give a shit about him

By showing other wrestling mattered and saved main event angles for.. the main event. Combination of new, international, and old wrestling super stars did wonders for it. Plus nWo being on the cusp of American culture of the time that showed the bad guys as "cool".

They swiftly ruined it though, like everything in wrestling.

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He literally saved wrestling.

The the Turner corporate executives above him fucked everything up.

>>1579539
Did the Turner executives tell him to turn into Hogan's bitch and fuck up the finish for the biggest match in that company's history?

Fuck Austin. He's the real shill (not Jericho) for trying to get info out of Dean for WWE to market

>>1579395
Probably a virus.

Dean somehow looks older there than he did in the recent interview.

Dean's not a crybaby like bret kek tho

>I'm Vince McMahon's favorite wrestler

Bret Shitman is #1
He became such a big mark for himself he forgot wrestling is fake
>I can't lose muh belt before I leave, I'm a Canadian hero

What happen

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>yfw Vince takes the belt off him and gives it to Ziggler after watching this trainwreck

>>1579127
We can only hope

Fuck this midget

>>1578983
Bless him.

Working anti-smarks into a frenzy.

>>1578973
BASED

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>>1578943

>>1578956
>too lazy to go to paint and remove /b/
End yourself

>>1578943
i like it when my screencaps become memes

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>>1578926

>>1578926

Pajeet plz go

>>1578939
I'm going to fucking find all your posts your done kiddo,
>PS also kill yourself