>weak >skinny fat >doesn't work out >not a legit

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>Chiseled body
>'Money maker' good looks
>God tier mic worker
>Great actor
>Married Maryse
>Main evented Wrestlemania
>Never lost a singles match at Wrestlemania
>BTFO his haters
>Earned the respect of the locker room despite being sneered at upon signing
>Always willing to put people over
>So good he managed to get John Morrision over
>So good he managed to get Alex Riley over
>So good he managed to get Damien Sandow over
>So good he launched Daniel Bryan's career despite him being a manlet
>Will have a long and fruitful career as a manager, commentator or even actor, while Punk has to kill himself wrestling for outlaw promotions to fund AJ Lee's boyfriend's son through college.

>one of the longest wwe title reigns ever
>millionaire
>wife is maryse
>probably has threesomes with another hot bitch on the reg because wife thinks that's an American custom

How mad are you that you're not the miz

>>1655751
Based Miz working the marks, smarks and bingo hall shitters.

Spotted the butthurt cuckniel cryan fan lmao, stay mad based fucking miz was 100% correct and there's nothing you can do or say to prove him wrong.

>Handsome
>Main evented Wrestlemania
>Fucks Maryse
>Vince McMahon signs his paychecks

>Net Worth 5 million

Get on his level, faggot.

>>1655789
HE'S ALSO NEVER INJURED

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>>1655751
You are like the only motherfucker aside from Beefcake that speaks sense on this fucking internet.

>Amazing.

>fucked multiple hot divas
>fucked multiple hot reality sluts
>married maryse and fucks her on set

>op bitterly faps each day

stay mad OP

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>>1655789
>Miz
Is everything wrong with WWE today.
He started it all in fact - this roster of plebs.

>>1655818
>I like a wrestler because he fucks women

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>>1655751
>fucks women that would file a restraining order on your disgusting ass for looking at them

>not Alpha

>>1655834
speaking of fedora
>i white knight for virgin OPs on an online wrestling board

>>1655789
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>>1655839
>SEETHING
And what is it with so many people here constantly bringing up that a guy had sex with way more and way hotter women that any of you will ever have?