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>>1675726
Vincent Kennedy "Machiavelli"mahon plays the long game.

No amount of sabotage could ruin TNA as bad as Dixie's """""management"""""

I'm pretty sure Hogan's ego and Bischoff's incompetence did the job by themselves, they didn't need Vince's guide to ruin TNA

Time for some based Bully AJ and Kingpin Dean promos

Smack got RKO,we already defeated raw this week

>>1675747
Nigga we got AJ, BMJ and the non-retarded world title belt, we win every week.

>>1675708
Wrestling with dry hair is annoying.

>>1675708
keeps it out of their face

>>1675709
>>1675713

Yeah but all the women do it?

Why doesn't women wet their hair?

>>1675661
>turning your own father into your janetty on his death-bad

Savage

What he said at the time probably before he realised money was pretty fucking cool

Mean Gene said Vince Snr knew exactly what VKM was doing and approved.

It's in one of the segments of his full shoot on YT, where he's talking about being in the office when Verne Gagne got the phonecall from Vince Jr offering to buy him out and he went berserk.

Mean Gene has literally nothing to gain from lying about that minor detail, so I buy his version.

It also makes smart business sense to buy everyone out, and it allowed Vince Snr to retain his image among the industry old timers by getting his son to enact the hostile takeovers.

Based Cyber Rollins

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>this was amazing

>>1675643
That was his Rambo Apocalypse persona

She got blacked right after that. No woman can resist the BBC.

>>1675642
She's too alpha for some fucking monkey.

>>1675642
She's from Detroit kid

jajaja

>>1675620
Can anybody will shoop skills put Helga's hair on and bow on Mickey Gall?

>>1675620
KEK

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>Worked Marks
>Worked Smarks
>Worked Anti-Smarks
>Worked SJWs
>Worked Verne Gagne
>Worked Vince McMahon multiple times
>Worked Eric Bischoff multiple times
>Worked Dixie Carter
>Worked Ted Turner
>Worked Gawker
>Worked the FBI, and saved WWF in the process
>Worked Macho Man to the grave
>Worked Warrior until the day before he died, Warrior was so happy that he stopped getting worked he passed away
>Worked Shawn Michaels into losing a backstage politic war for the first time
>Worked Bret Hart, 25 years later he's still getting worked
>Is the only person who ever worked Scott Steiner into a shoot
>Worked Stone Cold into declining a match with him at 18, something that by his own admission he still regrets.
>Worked all of Canada despite having an American hero gimmick
>Worked me by typing this
>Worked (You) by reading this

they're #1 and #2 in no particular order

Hogan

Michaels stopped working people in the 2000s, Hogan's never stopped

OP has sex

>believable

Oh

I'll do you one better, I'll book the whole PPV

Darren Young VS Titus O'Neil in a 2 out of 3 falls match at the preshow

Cesaro VS Braun Strowman

Chris Jericho VS Kevin Owens

New Day VS The Club in a pinata match for the WWE Tag Team Titles

Enzo Amore VS Rusev for the WWE United States Championship

Big Cass VS Roman Reigns for the WWE Universal Championship

Roman Reigns vs anybody

Roman goes over

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>To have a second chance, it gives me a new lease on life, because... without wrestling I'm just living. I've been wrestling since 1999 consistently and it's all leading up to this one event now. And if I fall short, then I guess that's my life--falling short.
;_;

You do know he's going to be part of the cruiserweight division on RAW?

>>1675479
Thanks for the spoiler, prick.

he will have wikipedia page after he loses
that will be only memorable thing in his career

>>1675469
Did Kevin Nash get cosmetic surgery? He's looking much younger than usual there.

>>1675469
You mean Mickey Gall?
He's fighting some 0-0 can in about two weeks, they already pulled that shit with his last fight. Wish they'd stop feeding him amateurs.

lmao wtf the fuck wrong wit dis nigga head hahahaha.

anyways, he takes a dive vs cuck man punk.

>either jobs to Punk, earning a fat payday under the table from Dana and marking his first loss against a pretend fighter and becoming a joke
or
>ignores Dana's instructions and beats the shit out of Punk, earning notoriety which is useless when you "accidentally" die in mugging two weeks later

What's gonna happen guys?

Including, but not limited to:
>cashing his cheque
>doing the job
>expressing in interviews how improved Punky Pip is, and how he had under-estimated him
>immediately retiring from UFC

>I would prefer that Roman

roman is on roids

>>1675404
awww,how nice of Matt holding Kevin's hands...

>>1675404
What a nice photo of Matt Hardy and Matt Hardy

he's lost the same bet a half dozen times already, he doesn't leave. stop paying attention to him

>>1675382
you will never get rid of based deanchad

>>1675382
Who gives a shit, he's not a man of his word, and he's never going to leave.

>>1675358
Man how far has this guy fallen?

>>1675402
Considering he was never too high in the first place, not far.

didn't the gold company he teamed up with have a shit load of scam complaints?