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Hot legs too.

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Just to get it out of the way,
>outraw wresringu
>muh flippyshit
>le generic fedora post
Feel free to add more, though.

*Scheduled to begin at 6:00PM Local Time (CDT)*
Card (in no particular order)
>Psycho Clown vs. Pagano (Best two-out-of-three falls Lucha de Apuestas, mask vs. hair match)
>Faby Apache and Mari Apache vs. Averno and Chessman (Intergender tag team match)
>Pentagón Jr. (c) vs. Johnny Mundo (Singles match for the AAA Latin American Championship)
>La Parka vs. El Elegido vs. El Zorro vs. Daga vs. Taurus vs. El Hijo del Pirata Morgan vs. Pimpinela Escarlata vs. Mamba vs. Super Fly vs. Hernandez vs. Australian Suicide vs. Luchador Sorpresa (2016 Copa Triplemania, 12-man elimination match)
>Los Güeros del Cielo (Angélico and Jack Evans) (c) vs. Paul London and Matt Cross vs. Drago and Aero Star vs. Los Fantasmas del Fuego (Hijo del Fantasma and Fénix) (Four way match for the AAA World Tag Team Championship)
>Rey Mysterio Jr, Prince Puma and Dragon Azteca Jr vs. Marty "The Moth" Martinez, Matanza and Mil Muertes (Six Man Tag Team Match)
>Texano Jr. (c) vs. Brian Cage vs. Dr. Wagner Jr. (Three-way match for the AAA Mega Championship)

For those unaware of the average quality in AAA, refer the following link for a FREE 5-star match from last year.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsPBzNG-M0E

(Best if watched ironically. Take a drink for every bad spot (You) find tonight.)

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was this best for business?

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*blackout*
*appears right behind you*
"sorry kid, nothing personal"
*puts you sister abigail*

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GOAT

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Who's your wrestlefu, /asp/?

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what is the one quality that YOU possess, that makes you think, you can walk out here and get in the ring and face the very best in the business

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Who would win in a fight?

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ITT: /asp/ approved wrestlers.

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>Hall: Vince goes "We're gonna do this Goldust angle, hes gonna be in love with you..." And I remember thinking like what? I just finished this angle with Shawn and this angle with Kev who was this big killer then Vince goes: "Let me tell you about my first homosexual experience." And I remeber me and Kev sitting in Vinces office at TV and I look at Kev and go "As opposed to your most recent? Like you and Warrior on a bare skinned rug."
>Interviewer: "What the hell did he tell you about?"
>Hall: "He's telling me he was in North Carolina hitchhiking, and I'm thinking, hitchhiking where? From the pool to the country club? Like what?... And he said some guy picked him up and was rubbing his hand on his leg. And im thinking ok, why are you telling me- what does this have to do with wrestling?

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http://www.wwe.com/article/mr-fuji-passes-away

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Why the fuck is he so insecure about his place in history?

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These 2 are the Mexican versions of Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens