What's the deal with male wrestlers always having wet hair?

>>1675708
Wrestling with dry hair is annoying.

>>1675708
keeps it out of their face

>>1675709
>>1675713

Yeah but all the women do it?

Why doesn't women wet their hair?

>>1675721
Because that would make it appear thinner, less feminine and fluffy.
Picture Sasha with wet hair.

>>1675724
Yeah sure ugly as fuck but I think Lita did it? Or at least she wouldn't look too awful with it. But like I said women wrestle with dry hair, so why doesn't men? Guys like AJ and Morrison looked fabulous doing it.

>>1675724
A wet horse...interesting

>>1675708
Corbin is just attempting to get the cum out of his hair from sucking the dick of Haitch and Vince to not have to lose his near KO level gut.
And yes it's KO level, if he was Kevin's height he'd be just as fat.

>a real badass like Corbin is in the low card
>meanwhile a rabbit like Big Cass gets a title shot

>>1675766
>Long hair
>Chinstrap
>Covered in Hot Topic tattoos
>Dresses like a member of a Korean boy band

Corbin is the badass on the webcomic of a 14-year old girl, expect he can't even pull that off by being fat and balding.

>>1675772
SAVAGE

>>1675708
it's a natural side effect of the second step of their pre-match routine. The one that comes right after hitting the weights, and just before getting a clue.

>>1675761
>And yes it's KO level, if he was Kevin's height he'd be just as fat.

Are you retarded

>>1675782
Do you not see how fucking Fat corbin is?

>>1675783
Yes, but it's not KO level, because height is a factor.
Were he his height, it may be (wouldn't anyway because he's just a pudgy cunt not an actual fatass), but he's like 6'8" or some shit.

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>>1675761
>>1675772
>>1675783
>this
>fat

Are you retarded?

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>>1675800
Are you?

>>1675800
>Forgetting how outright fat he looked after the IC Title Triple threat

>>1675776
here's a (You) for the chuckle

Why isn't Baron Corbin in the main event scene already?

>6'8
>Former NFL player

He is everything Vince likes about a wrestler.

>>1675836
>shit finisher
>is a literal smark buster whose gimmick is going over indie manlets, aka the audience's guy(s)
>is a jerkass heel but has no charisma to make it work
>biker gimmick was bad on Taker 15 years ago but this is just fucking sad

>>1675708
What's the deal with womens """"wrestling""" fans always being virgins?

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>>1675844
>Baron "fuck indies" Corbin

That's a great gimmick.

I think you are getting worked.

>>1675761
>>1675772
>>1675783
>>1675810
Post a picture of your stomachs
I dare you

>>1675849
It's not MY job not to be a flaccid fat fuck, thank you very much.

>>1675847
>he lost a lot of his hair in the battle
Beautiful.

>>1675853
So I'm guessing you're fat?

>>1675860
Does it make a difference if I say I'm not when you're already set on ad hominem, Baron?

>>1675879
Not even a fan. Just think it's ridiculous that most of you fat fucks can sit here and calling someone with a little bit of flab fat when I know for a certain fact that most of you are MUCH fatter and have huge guts.

>>1675708
Because the guys will sweat and their hair will get wet and they'll "look disgusting". So make their hair wet the whole time

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>>1675752
>The smell

sweat

>>1675884
Didn't you know? Everyone on 4chan is >6'7, shredded, and all have 9+ inch cocks. They're only here ironically.

>>1675844
>Shit finisher

Baron's boring sure but he does three really cool moves, one of them being his finish

>>1677727
Can confirm. I gotta whopper dick and am getting head this second with but a mere thought.

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The GOAT never came out with wet hair